The Perfect Taurus Birthday Gift
Here at Mystic Medusa.com we love our Taureans. I personally love how they are always the first (beating even our Virgo) to point out when i have made an error. I love them even when they are Luddites who get their friend to email me to ask why it is they are being denied internet access. I love how they emit outer-spacie calming rays capable of quietening and soothing my Aqua Rising nerves. So much to love, the Taurus truculence is more than just tolerated…it is forgiven and understood. All is well in the awesome pastures of the Holy Cow.
And anyway, i have created a special birthday gift for Taureans – yes their birthdays are coming up from Wednesday this week through until May 20. Happy Birthday Dear Taurus is a 27 page e-book with all the best bits from this site re Taurus so that your Taurus friend/lover/family member can read up on all the facts & whimsy re their good selves. the Taurus Horoscope from now through until May 2013 plus a year of the Mega Mystic subscription to take them through until their next birthday.
At $29.99 it’s an excellent deal & you get it instant digital download upon ordering so you can just forward Happy Birthday Dear Taurus to your fave Cow Person whenever you like. The very first page of their e-book tells them how to access the subscription and obviously, as tactile Taureans, they can print it out to read on their couch. Or you can print it out on papyrus for them & give it to them in giftwrap, if that works better.
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Why didn’t you do one for Aries you know we love reading about ourselves
I know, right?!
Aries ARE in love with THEMSELVES!!
we are, we really can’t help it.
I have to agree. And why not?
because it is Taurus birthday season lol
but you can always browse the aries category!
Mystic,
Can you buy this for your- taurus-self and continue your subscription?
oh but i see what you mean – well, i’m starting with taurus and if this goes well of COURSE aries will get one
Yea if 2012 doesnt happen, welcome to the end and oddly most evolved part of the zodiac aries.
me and pisces are usually left out or last. Haha
Yea if you do a leo one you best believe that’s going on my bday list! Thanks mystic for always saying the right thing. I’m obsessed with your site as I’m learning more about astrology. You make it so easy to understand xo
I am such a luddite and i didn’t know it till recently!
No facebook or twitter, no ebay, no pay pal account (I only started using Bpay in 2010).
Taurus Moon.
I dont use pay pal or any of them. the last time I did they served me up a bunch of fee’s. Being a Taurus sun AND moon I’d NEVER spend money to use MY money!
Whoa i have Taurus sun and moon too. however i feel like i sometimes am the sole customer keeping my banks alive with fees, maybe its coming from that profligate pisces rising i’ve got…
The Cow?? its bad enough we feel like cows with these giant mamaries but to be referred as one, uggh. (joking)
Thank you for writing the ebook for Taurus first!!!
Well Hindu’s think they are special enough NOT to eat.
SOME peeps eat horses don’t they!
or they SHOOT them
p.s. I’ll be 60 the end of April and I’m ok with it. I mean whats the alternative?
Telling yourself that you will be turning 50?
Tell it to the mirror as well
This is so cute! I wish I had a Toro to buy for.
What if I want to buy it for myself (double taurus) but i’ve already got a subscription? What are my options? Merci
Taurus is so hard to shop for, he has better taste than you.
As an ideal birthday gift, I personally recommend a nice 200 year old set of traditional Taurus Armor.
http://i.imgur.com/F1M8t.jpg
OOOha, i like him, great dress ups for a fantasy, brings out my Amazonian side.
My CowGirl friends taste is actually what attacts me to them, quite similar, that could be my Cap Venus-Rising though. Quality over quantity rules.
Craftsmanships that lasts and doesn’t end up as landfill is so the way to go.
my sister is taurus, shes great
Best laugh I’ve had so far today ,especially the part about…
The HPER critical nature they can indulge in, just to stay on- top- of- it !
What ever the IT is…
I smell a BBQ coming—roflmao
I don’t know that your first 2 points are very good reasons to love Taureans.. I would be rather annoyed to get a thousand bulls rushing to point out my every error. But maybe I’m the ‘nice’ version Toro who would prefer to let things slide. The calming effect that we can have however is a true blessing. I always feel my best when the sun moves into Taurus.
Viewed the Immortals last night. Theseus’s story with the Minatour problem
being the bull from hell played by…..Mickey Rourke. Apt casting, he’s solid as nowasdays. Great cossies worn & backdrops that may even challenge mountain goats. The oracles were hot, speesh Phaedra.
Feeling very off balance, not in my shoes so to speak, wobbly in fact.
Dark moon void. Yup void is how i feel. Strange coz had a massage from
the Adonis Sagg yesterday, maybe will arrange the next on Taurus moon
instead of Pisces. A Sagg man with clear boundaries of what is permitted, and what is not, love it, the comfort and clarity of knowing up front, coupled with True Strength after Butch’s mind fuq is so healing. Guess it takes one to know one and curing like with like. Beautiful manners with no kinks and loads of Trust thrown in.
Now i feel better, writing is solidifying, isn’t it?
Have two CowGirls close to me (lucky) that are so opposite me and yes very grounding for all my fire. Both are quality personified. Definatley not ‘chatty’
but so much warmth their presence gives out. Have found them accepting
and very non-critical (unusual) toward me.. Accolades to them, they enhance my life and respond to me whenever contacted. I do believe they need a partner more than Librans do and perhaps find The One later in life like many Capricorns.
I hope I am counted among your close Toros Darling!
Kim Falconer once told me that Taureans are very soulful people (in spite of our ‘stubborn and materialistic’ rep)… apart from that being gratifying, it started me thinking about what it means to be soulful.
Turns out we are all part of the same soul – so if I criticise you I am criticising myself.
Better to find a way to love and acceptance.
I do find it hard to be without a partner – spesh with Mars in Sadge always wanting to have an object of desire (to aim for!) and Venus in Aries impatient to be loved like a little girl. The Libra moon follows her nose to The One (doesn’t she Mystic!?).. he will smell divine and appreciate beautiful things.
I’m not having a birthday this year though. One thing we Taureans do very well is denial.
xx
Of course you are one of the two May Beauties. x
Hey Pegs,
What was that thing you said about the earth inhaling at sunrise and exhaling at sunset?What was the part in the middle?
Had a random chat with someone in my building and it popped into my head after we talked about the weather.
The earth holds it’s breath at noon.
It’s a saying from some book from Tibet
i read.
Cool bananas Pegs!
Thanks for the reply
I don’t find Taureans difficult to buy for… I’ve got Taurus moon, Mercury and Mars and anything beautiful, luxurious and good quality will do… not necessarily expensive either. Yes to Haighs chocolate truffles, good scented candles, art, beautiful books, bottle of wine/champagne etc etc etc
or a massage!! Heaven.
Or cook me a lovely meal and I’m yours! (you get the idea)
I’m buying myself a new mattress for my solar return! Auspicious 7th house Venus Transit purchase!
For six months, I have been sleeping on this old foam thing I borrowed from my parents.
Recommendations for hardish mattresses that aren’t futons welcomed!
I have a Toro sister I love her to bits as I do all my 6 siblings. She is very much ruled by Venus loves really good food & sharing it with others. When I go south she always takes me amazing places that sell wonderful food. Her home is always beautiful no matter how limited her funds are. When I get a lil more cashed up I’m going to buy this for her
I’m sure somewhere in this delectable Taurean menu there must be a section on, “What to do when you have astrological aspects that make you want to eat a whole box of peanut butter cookies, ” and such. Maybe it’ll be my birthday present to myself- after the new yoga mat…
Decisions
One of the things that endeared me to double Venus Toro Sun/Libran Moon, is that he texted me on my birthday (Apr 1) wishing me a happy day with my children..
What he didn’t know is that my Solar Return was on March 31st two hours before I saw him in the 99 cent store with his Venus exact..Talk about universal support, no?
All my Aries in his 12th…His Mars in Sagg/9th…giving him wide birth but will reciprocate a birthday wish April 30th…that’s his
Meant Mars in Sagg 8th..this ain’t no shallow shrinking violet to life’s circumstance…lol
ps, another thing the tarot lady said is that “he keeps being drawn in”..
Aside from Uranus considerations his Sun/Mn midpoint on my Vesta opposite my Moon.
This can be huge in terms of psychological integration and him not consciously aware of what he is seeking…
I am 10 years older than him…I can help..
lol..(I am just kidding but not really, you know?)
“berth”..jezus gawd..lol