Twelve months of Mega Mystic (as a new subscription or an add-on) to the person who comes up with the best astrological explanation or funniest critique of this cover. See previous examples of such genius in the Astro Gaga Category. My fave W couples cover analysis is here.
Some starting points for consideration here; SHE is Gemini and – says my friend the Scorpio Sex Academic – an alien. HE is a multiple Libran, terribly thing about hair/clothes/make-up though he tries hard to hide it via machismo swagger aka pretending to be an Aries.
I gather he’s playing still-hot Hemmingway (pre-fuqing his liver) here and she is supposed to be the war correspondent-genius/sometime Hemmingway lover Martha Gellhorn.
I think he is supposed to be looking as though he is thinking intense Hemmingway type thoughts about bullfighters, mortality, penis size, dignity, astronauts etc but in reality is he is all Libran-guy-agog at her nylon wig. He can’t believe it. He is fearing that the picture might subliminally give his fan base the idea he is into transsexuals. Not that there is anything wrong with that, as such.
Clive is all existential, wondering if he could cancel his trainer with a plausible ‘shoot went on way after schedule because of Nicole’ excuse and go get hammered – it’s what Hemmingway would have done, it would be nothing less than Method.
But enough of my thoughts – yours please?
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