You know that, right? April 1 is like some sort of a sacred shamanic day: “You are the heart, the raven, the coyote, the monkey king of China, the Hermes of Classical Greece. You are the agent provocateur, the liar, the cheat, the thief, the gambler, the eroticist, the f**k-it-all malcontent that makes it all happen.”
Next week is wild: Mercury Direct, Venus into Gemini till August, Venus square NEPTUNE and Pluto in slo-mo ready to turn Retro and thus intensify the Zap Zone. Start it officially, really. O.m.g I wish North Korea wouldn’t start up everytime something so much squeaks at the Uranus-Pluto square.
ANYWAY, lucky the Weekly Horoscopes from March 31st are up now.