Wealth Porn & Astro Decor
There is some sensational Wealth Porn in the Celebrity Home section of Douglas Friedman’s site - i featured the ultra-Sagg hang of Christina Aguilera a bit back.
It’s hard to tell from the way the site is captioned (it’s not) but i think this laden-shelf above belongs to the co-founder of Juicy Couture, Pamela Skaist-Levy…NO birthdate that i can find but this is tres Crab, no?
Love the combo of beautiful arty plates, inspiration books, trophies, Lapiz Lazuli world globe things and admonitions on stick-it notes.
Actually, the Juicy Couture signature outfit is also tres Cancerian! A one-colour, fuzzy-feeling, velvet like towelling tracksuit? They’re the closest thing to an adult babygro outfit or a slender Teletubbie possible.
So that + these shelves = Crab.
You think?

I can only think of dizziness while looking at it. Who is dusting these shelves?
Horrible, very ugly
So ugly!
Hhmm…. okay I can go with that. Does remind me a bit of how my husband’s place looked when we first met — lots of photos and antiquey looking knick knacks. But I agree with the above-noted opinions: awful.
the only thing i like is the Mario portrait of kate and the sticky note
i actually saw a woman in a juicy couture tracksuit yesterday, they are BACK and she had a bit of bling going on too.
I am a Kataka with a moon in Virgo.
I love objects but ultimately when it comes to renovating and decorating a place for everything and everything in its place.
There’s something a little off about those shelves – too overt not covert enough.
Well separately there are lots of things to love here!
Love lapis, love velvet tracky dax (kataka stellium, ahem), love wealth (2nd house sun), affirmations are good, gold candlelabra thingies can be nice, etc. but none of it together doing anything fab here.
Maybe I am not crabby enough to pass judgement on the crabbiness of this shelf. I pass the crabby flame on.
It’s hideous. All i see is clutter. Not even pretty clutter. The only thing I like is the photo of Patti Smith.
agreed
That’s a seriously tacky site. Tres nouveau riche.
I wanna know what’s up with the Chanel crossbones on the second shelf. Those are interesting.
The magazine and the sticky note reminder together say “People in Vogue don’t say the word shit” haha.
good-spotting. maybe the crossbones are from when Karl had Catpower as his musey muse?
Yes, think it VERY Cancerian. The symmetry; the lapis blue and gold combos, the photo (fetish?!), the shelves…yup, they so love shelves and arrangements.
It’s really hard to see what’s on that photo/ p-card?? to the left of the sticky-post-it note. Is it a pic of a rock or one of those army truck things that have a canon out front? (… seriously, universe needs to hurry up with the specs delivery already, pleeeze! Lol my sticky note would say ‘I can’t see shit’ atm).
I don’t like this scene at all. All the dust that would collect on those shelves.
Spotless. Minimalist. Quality. Inspiring. Love. That pretty much sums up my interior design philosophy today.
xx
Shit.
A good layer of dust & some cobwebs would be an improvement
lol!
I actually love the plates and the blue/gold vases, but other than that its just too cluttered for my Virgo Moon/Gem Venus tastes. I’m not one to be mashing together things like that. As for the Juicy Couture? I do love their bags, but I’ve never laid eyes on their outfits before.
Kataka Sun/Merc/Chiron/Juno
I like Juicy couture. I bought a blouse there once….It was on the sales rack but it was still a splurge for me. lol
Gemini Rising
Aries Sun
Scorpio Moon
Cancer Jupiter
but I don’t like it when their pants/shorts say Juicy on the butt. For some reason I think that’s kinda…sick.