Let’s guess his sign (because i can’t find a birthdate online, maybe a Virgo can?) by seeing who considers the Octopus Chair or the Rhino Chair a must-have for their beach shack or whatever.
Pretend that it’s not price-on-application, that your furniture budget is suddenly rendered irrelevant by some spectacular Jupiter Transit and voila, you have some spare property to furnish.
Would you do this or not? I’m not feeling it but then again i’m veggo & mostly vegan, lol. I’d freak. I’d worry that the furniture was possessed and wake up at 3am, convinced i could hear it shifting itself around downstairs. Cats wouldn’t sleep in it. I’d trot home with some Aquarius date and he’d dive through the window a la stunt-stud to get out of my precinct.