We dealt with the weirdness of uber-Sagittarian Katie Holmes being mysteriously freaked into being a Sagg in Waiting here but this is ridiculous.
Why? She is a SAGGO. A multiple Saggo.
She needs to be depicted in motion, thrusting a a Ducati Diavel across the Alps so she can go meet some sexy spy/cage-fighter at a secret Buddhist nightclub enclosure.
Or on a stallion doing magic as enchanted falcons soar above her.
Not in a hat.
Not in a black lace bodysuit.
Saggos don’t pout.
Some chicks look awesome and thrillingly happily hot in such outfits but our Saggo Katie?