“If time is money, why waste it by continually smacking the snooze on your bedside alarm clock? This contraption will ensure you understand the literal cost of your morning laziness.
The Shredder Clock is just a concept, but it’s a pretty good idea, and a new spin on the notion that money is a great morning motivator. Other alarm clock inventions force you to feed them money before they’ll shut up, or automatically donate to charities that you hate until you get out of bed, but this one lets you see your money going to waste.
You could conceivably shred anything you find precious, from letters to pictures, so you wouldn’t have to stock it with Benjamins.“
My Snooze Button is set to 11 minutes, to be sort of numerologically amazing and i LOVE my Snooze Button.
I rely on it to stimulate dream recall and for the nigh fetishistic appreciation of slumber that it induces.
The Shredder Clock is insane. Like a nightmare. But i get the concept and super-heated consciousness of the Time-Money Continuum is super-Saturn.
Just ask any Capricorn. Or Librans this week.
Does anyone actually get out of bed just like WHAM when the alarm goes off?
And which sign is that refuses to use an alarm but just awakens, reliably, every morning at the appropriate time?
I have known Aries and Sagg peeps who wake up at The Crack Of Dawn or to some alarm of thrash-metal and just fling themselves across the room and into their clothes/kayak/day/whatevs.
But maybe it’s upbringing.
Regardless of astrology, there are families who raise kids to think early morning torpor is sinful and families that don’t.
The ability to be up at dawn, whistling cheerily whilst polishing one’s boots and gazing out at the morning typhoon outside is a military mindset, don’t you think? So early morning happy riser peeps could actually just all have strong Mars placements?