He is an Aries, after (apparently) a missus and he is offering $10,000 USD to the person who can facilitate this.
Please go hither to his site – Hook Chas Up - and then scurry back here to discuss ways in which Chas is or is not a classic Aries dude.
I think he is actually lying about his birthdate because he thinks chicks dig Aries guys or something.
But he certainly does not vibe at ALL Aries in this pic.
He DOES vibe Aries in the photo caption “eight tenths full” – “I’m an optimistic guy…life’s too short for negativity…” etc but the PICTURE.
Since when do Aries men pose pensively gazing into a fuqing coffee mug with depressing birch tree wallpaper behind them?
I’m sorry but the photographer/stylist clearly had NO idea of how Aries men should be imaged:
Think cheesy grin, biceps pumped, doing pull-ups, fixing something like a Harrier Jump Jet and/or playfully mussing the fur of a large Yeti. You get the idea.
And would a REAL ARIES guy ever have a picture captioned “my legs hurt” from being in a paddle boat on a pond? No! Aries men have SWAT team type values when it comes to complaining.
Chas does, however, seem to have some $$$.
Which one of you want to email Chas to get his birth deets and then we can drill down on this.
I don’t think he’s an Aries, i really don’t.