Monthly Horoscopes For May Are Posted
The Monthly “Oestro-Medusa” Horoscopes are now up, complete with glowing references to the timeless chic, allure and spunk of our Taurus.
Oh and the Taurus year-ahead as well.
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Happy Birthday to me. This will be my fourth annual 42nd birthday.
Hehe I have a friend who has turned 21 for the last 7 years…. He’s a Gemini but still not sure how long he can keep that one up! :]
Yeah, I know what you mean, those Geminis always look young. And I’m always evaluating how long I can stick with 42. I’m trying to decide what age I should be, once 42 doesn’t work anymore.
Happy B-Day Charles…another 365 &1/4 days
around the Sun.
Best of wishes & dreams.
Well, it’s not QUITE my birthday yet, I’m just celebrating early because I get Mystic’s birthday horoscope. But just a couple more weeks…
Happy birthday!
Yay! New moon 12 hours before I was born. I’m doing everything I can to make this year awesome :]
I’m a New Moon baby too. And it’s even more exact, now that I’ve rectified my birth time. There was some question as to whether DST was enacted when I was born. I thought I had (weak) evidence it was. I was researching the issue, when I found an article about this DST problem by Donna Cunningham. I asked her, and I was astonished, she actually lived in my birthplace around the time of my birth, and remembered DST was NOT in use. So now I recalculated everything, and I was born within seconds of the New Moon. Wow.
What is DST? I’m not good at acrynoms at all.
Daylight Savings Time. You might know it as “Summer Time” or for those born circa 1940, “War Time.”
I live in a largely agricultural state. Even to this day, every time DST comes along, you can find a Letter to the Editor in the state capitol’s newspaper, complaining of the peril of messing with “God’s Time” and how the cows don’t know it’s DST and they still have to be milked at the same time as always. Dammit I hate living here.
charles do you live in ohio?
No, quite a bit west of that. I don’t like to be too specific with personal details on the internet, or have I already been specific?
no – soz for the direct ? if it made you feel uncomfortable just randomly thought of ohio while i was reading your words x
Oh no big deal. You’re thinking in the right direction
Hehe I meant this New Moon coming, should have been more specific! I’m not a daylight savings fan… It is lame.
This is so true of my bestie, CowGirl. Has THE most
lush & comfortable lounges i have ever come across.
Is an amazing chef, loves touch, loves to give, is warm
& affectionate, will allow no negativity around her.
Sharing of food is sharing of emotions (that’s why the mafia
shot rivals & enemies whilst they were doing pasta as it’s the
greatest insult).
This sharing of food thing is a certain way to suss out a potential
mate ie how they eat, what they eat and if they actually dine with
you instead of seperatley, it’s a fairley accurate gauge to emotions
of lack of.
So accolades to our Taureans. Solid & of the Earth.
Didn’t Yoko Ono make her fortune from bull semen in the 70′s?
Imported it from Switzerland.
My Taurean sister is the same, she’s such a foodie, nothing crap for her digestive system or skin, or couch, or surroundings. I love her cooking.
Errr…how did Yoko make cash from bull semen? Or should I not ask?
I have been having couch agonies.
I have had (what was) a beautiful old 3 seater from the 70′s. But after housing a 6ft something couch surfer for 2 months, it has given up the ghost and eats you. I have been looking at couches for a little while. Sleek, modern, stylish and comfortable is hard.
My Fishy brother and my Gem mum have decided I should have his (rarely) used couch as he is moving house. It doesn’t make me want to set it on fire. and it folds into a very nice bed, which will stop it dying so quick. But it’s got tapestry. And cat fur. And I haven’t sat on it. I am a bit scared.
My housemate tell me I am being foolish, but is a very fundamentally important decision I am making here.
Consider yourself fortunate. I don’t have any couch at all. It is my fondest wish that I could afford a nice couch. Millions, probably billions of people are too poor to afford a couch.
I cried because I had no couch,
until I met a man that had no butt.
Having a couch is waaaaaaay better than no couch.
I would hate to be couch free. If I could afford a new couch, I would buy one.
Thanks for the perspective:)
You are Taurus rising though aren’t you?
As Joe Biden once famously said into the ear of Barack Obama and incidentally into his microphone…
‘This is a big fucking deal’
Er… I meant Taurus SUN not Rising…
Toro is most definitely my sun sign. Hence the small outburst;)
*sips soy hot chocolate demurely*
weird i wonder why i always think you’re a libran – you have uranus conjunct toro sun? i concur re fear of tapestry upholstery.
Opposite ?
V-a-g-g is Libra Moon. That’s what made you think that, whatevs.
interesting am becoming increasingly aware of how powerful good venus is at skewing perceptions thanks for the clarity x
*waves*
Hello everyone… I am a Toro sun with Libra Moon (and Scorp Asc for good measure).
I am surprised that people remember!
Other thing in Lib is Pluto and Lilith… and, you know, my 12th house.
I have never thought myself as coming across particularly Libby… considering I have recently crossed paths with a variety of loooooooooooooow Libras it’s hard not to bristle ever so slightly;)
Back from your birthday celebrations, venus-a-go-go? I was just filling in while you were gone; I had remembered your Libra Moon only because I have the same Moon. Consider it a compliment to come across as Libran; guys really enjoy our breezy flirty style. No need to bristle!
Oh dear god, I love my couch. Sitting on it is like being swallowed by giant grey marshmallows. Serious couch bliss.
Being a Gemini, with some fishy bits, and a crap load of cow I would suggest not letting those two decide on your couch for you.
Length, firmness, ability to rest wine glasses on the arm rest, all very important facets that only a cow can truly judge.
Unless his couch is comfy and then you can just get it cleaned and put some kind of cover on it.
Super Amart is better for couches than you think.
I
Love
My
Couch
I have looked on the Super Amart website.
If the tapestry wonder is complete bollocks, I am going there!
I think I need to prise my finger of the current couch. It’s been 7 years… and it was a friend’s family couch back in the 70′s. It’s had a good innings. The tapestry majestic can be my steeping stone…
tsk *stepping