Sick to hell of the war between Saturn and Jupiter? (You know what i’m talking about Spinach Juice-Pilates to Blue Devil Hoochie Juice-Dumb Debt fluctuations HOURLY?)
Wondering where the fuq your Escape Pod is? Answer: Where-ever you’ve got Zero Aries in your chart.
Needing tips for dealing with Superstar Guru Aries without becoming a snivelling minion?
Or are you a Virgo wanting to know why your life is about to be imbued with Sex, Magic & Money all of a sudden.
Ladies & Gentlemen, your Weekly Scopes are up now.