New Moon Ultra Sagg

The L.A. Sagg

Every now and then i get a complaint (to my bureau, lol) about perceived astro-cliches. And the most common Sun Sign cited is Sagittarius.

But v.rarely do actual Saggos complain.

Because  they know that – if anything – i downplay their foibles.

Take the L.A. Sagg above, for example, who just lives to do things like tequila shots in West Hollywood before attending an excruciating tums & bums class with someone she calls Hot Jennifer, swims around islands or kayaks on her vacation, will seriously strip at the slightest opportunity and has a knack of seductions at short notice on aeroplanes.

She works in the film industry, is renowned for her blazingly candid critiques of scripts, cheesy not-for-public-consumption snaps of her “relaxing” with slebs and her agelessly hot legs. Only Saggos consider it a virtue to both work out several hours a day/do adventure sports/be tanned AND frequent sleazy dive bars with gentlemen who seem to be always “having to attend court tomorrow” whilst chowing down on no-name junk food.

Saggo, seriously, you couldn’t invent them.

AND Happy New Moon in Sagittarius btw. Love how it is enhanced by Saturn so even your most Saggaliciously rad new resolution could stick.

75 thoughts on “New Moon Ultra Sagg

  1. Ha! You could of been describing my Sagg friends here in LA! Too funny. But I’ll be true to my sign and say Scorps get the worst rap of all signs, bar none!

    • It is true, lets face it. Even people who know nothing or don’t believe in astrology always make a face or some kind of gesture if you say you’re the S word.

      • I think having a scorpion as the symbol might be what makes people afraid. Before I knew anything about astro the only thing I knew about Scorpio was that the scorpion represented it and that they – scorpions – sting/kill/are deadly. I’d say this is all that those outside astro see unfotunately.

  2. East coast Sagg can’t be bothered to mull the wine, drinks it right out of the bottle — skips the White House Christmas party for a clandestine climb to the roof of some historic building downtown that looks like Ghostbusters, loves the Cape but only off-season and is always first in the water Jan. 1 when the polar bears of Boston jump in that polluted river.

    • Can’t blame her for skipping the White House Xmas party but then again, could possibly verify how some of those peeps behave and then report back to Aussange :)

      My Jupiter in Saggo might have swigged the bottle too, but must be Cappy Moon that stops me from doing so (not sure, never thought about it…lol).

  3. Happy New Moon in Saggaliciousness! I think it woke me up at 4.20 am otherwise why am I here? Those girls seem like loads of fun (however little I like the idea of going to the beach with a hangover these days).

    • Was that when it happened?!? :o I woke at 4:30am on the dot (am NOT a morning person). Some crazy cool dreams. You think I could go to sleep again.

  4. AND she wants to be BFFs with Jane Fonda! You’re right, you could never invent them. My tiny son is Saggalicious and I can’t wait to see (or do I cringe?) what he turns out to be/do.

  5. If Saggs are least likely to complain, then the nit-picky signs most likely to complain would be Virgo my first guess.
    Which sign is most likely to attract complaints?
    :)

    • ~Which sign is most likely to attract complaints?~

      Pisces perhaps….being the “dustbin” and all…No crap. Many Pisces I know have peeps dumping their stuff left right and center on them.

      Hugs to our fish.

      • SP, you may be right there, and you just gave gave me this gorgeous image of two fish hugging, and a soundtrack to boot, a duet- “thru good times, and bad times, I’ll be on your side forevermore. . That’s what fins are for ”

        X

        • Aw bless- :)

          Speaking of songs, honestly, today, heard a song come on the radio “On my Own”, oldie, by Patti LaBelle.

          Had to change the station as it was a song that upset Leo Mother so much when she found father cheating.

          “What fins are for”…how so true luv.

      • SP I also agree you may be right.
        They do tend to be empathic and psychic sponges.
        I need to learn to put up a stronger bubble of light around my Pisces Moon then.

      • And simultaneously criticizing them for not having a “thicker skin.”
        Pisces have it tough, they’re expected to heal the world while also being prime target practice for the more power obsessed crowds.

  6. haha the pix say it all ! Love the saggos, FUN googolplex !!
    I just called the multiple Saggo ex today to tell him that he has the ‘it factor’ with Mars Venus conjunct in Sag… he totally laughed it off ~ because, duh, like restating the OBVIOUS. gotta love ‘em !

  7. Andromeda, I completely agree – and am likewise currently suffering. After I have been ridiculously smug Sagg this week, all health, cardio, long gym sessions and flinging myself up canyons and overtaking slower types with the theme to The Karate Kid playing in my head, last night I realized (and it has only taken me 35-almost-36 years) that it doesn’t matter if you add orange juice to vodka, it is still alcoholic. Drinking and Dark Moon clearly do not mix. Virgo Writing Partner is currently making me scrambled eggs and we’ve decided to go to crazy and leave the egg yolk in. After all, I’m sure this is what BFF Jane Fonda would do…

    • So you are a Rabbit Sagg? Well that’s just too much witty charm for one person! Badminton and G & T all round!!
      Are you sure your BFF Jane won’t just.. roll on you and crush you by mistake? She is a Fire Ox Sagg, which makes me think like Madame Mao, she probably wants bullets with her ballet.

      Am not sure a Virgo creative LA girl would leave the eggs in, it’s a good thing your pal’s a Libra afterall…

      • I am actually a Tiger Sagg! The wit and charm are just an added bonus.
        Libra Not Virgo Writing Partner did indeed make me eggs. With bacon. (Of course I did ab crunches the entire time). That culminated with Moon In Sagg has made me feel like I can take on the world again. Libra Not Virgo Writing Partner and I have been brainstorming a challenge (read: new way of “showing off”) for the week as I have been getting antsy and concerned that I haven’t challenged myself enough. Clearly moving to another country and writing a book is now ho-hum…

        • Being Tiger Rising Tiger (+ Leo, for good measure) I am curious, tell me, do you use your wit and charm for good or evil? Your sun isn’t conjunct your NN is it? That might explain your athletic need for brainy (‘showing off’?) challenges? (I don’t need to explain my need to show off as I am a Leo)

          Moving to another country and writing a book is never passe. It’s very bohemian and all Tigers/Saggi’s ought to be encouraged to partake, preferably while busking in a beret on La Rambla/Venice Beach/etc.

          Hope the crop top dilemma was sorted without too much effort..

          • Funny you should say Venice is a big part of the book and Libra Not Virgo Writing Partner and I actually came up with the idea on Venice Beach and ran the length and breadth screaming, “Eureka, we’re geniuses!” (And picture this subbing bikinis for berets).

            New Moon in Sagg has kicked in big time in La La Land! It is a gorgeous sunny day here, warm, not a cloud in the sky and I have been up for all hours doing housework, crazy gym sess and now frenetically firing off emails while doing script report. Hangover, what hangover?!?

        • Wow a Lion crossed with a Fire Ox = 8O I haven’t met a fire ox, but I am frightened of your reputation!

          Personally as a double tiger I am a little bit surrounded by oxen but I choose life so I attempt easy-goingness.

          My husband is Water Ox, my mother-in-law and my younger son are BOTH double Earth Ox’s!! Move outta the way!

    • ALL OF MY FIRST DRAFTS OF APPLICATIONS DONE!

      YEEEARRRRRGGGHH!

      GOING TO GET AN iPHONE LIKE A WANKER

      YEEEEAAARRRRGHH!

      HAVE I BEEN AWAKE SINCE THE NEW MOON STARTED?

      DAMN STRAIGHT I HAVE!

  8. New Moon exactly trine my Aries Stellium.

    Got the car serviced this a.m. and took a spiritual book to read while waiting…”The Subconscious Mind and the Chalice”, Torkom Saraydarian.
    Had a couple of “ah-ha’s” and half an hour later was out the door of the mechanic.

    Now that’s what I call ~express~, both spiritual and mundane.

    Still lots to do today but came home to take a rest/break, possibly a nap.

    Saggo New Moon and Aries want to cram as much into the day as possible but driving by my storage unit to get Xmas stuff out…Kept driving.

    ~Next weekend~. Lived long enough to know can’t conquer everything in one day. (but I was trying ;) )

    • haha can’t do it all in one day, even Saggo and Aries ! I feel ya, I would like my Star Trek ships up for holiday, but more work…?..nah ! Juicing it up to fend off a cold, and reading “The Pleiadian Agenda” by Barbara Hand Clow between work breaks. It’s pretty far out in places, going into 6+ dimensions, I have to read awhile, then mull it over awhile. Love the title of the book you are reading, Sweetpea.

      • Ha, just took a book from Library called
        ‘Bringers of Dawn’…..Teachings from the Pleiadians.
        As soon as a book starts ‘We are here, we are the
        Pleiadians, a collective energy of the Pleiades,’
        they kinda lose me, even tho’ i’m an xperienced
        space cadet, in lieu of juicing recipes.
        Just makes me yearn for a 12 strand DNA……

        • Have Bringers of the Dawn packed away somewhere Pegs. And Barbara Hand Clow, overall I like her but she does not resonate with me completely. But ya know, take what rings a bell, leave the other stuff, yadda,yadda

  9. Do love the pix comparisons Mystic. My bff from when I was 5 yrs. old is a Saggo. She was the only one my Cappy Moon ever allowed to call “bitch” in jest.

    And, she is the only one who would generally call me on my “stuff”.

    Hey Andromeda and LA Sagg, maybe you might have read about us getting pulled over by the cops after leaving “The Tryst” (bar) night before her bridal shower.

    Hangover….yowza… :) Oh gee but that was 30 yrs ago!!

    • I know! It was not the plan for today AT ALL. I was meant to be running up a canyon or something equally stupid. Dark Moon + angst + vodka + orange = turning up on friend’s doorsteps at ungodly hours of the morning slurring something unintelligible. And whatever I was slurring had nothing to do with running up canyons.

      The photos are hilarious! Yes, I couldn’t believe how little has changed from Little LA Sagg to So Called Adult LA Sagg, except I finally was old enough to hold a drink in my hand.

      Funny you say about Sagg Former BFF calling you on your stuff. I don’t really seem to have that Sagg trait, I am actually more likely not to. Or… am I simply too busy talking about myself?!?

    • Yes that photo is too cute LA Sagg! Same same but different. I want to party with you 30 years ago I am not surprised at your shennanigans in the least Sweets. :)

      • Actually, while that would be fun, I am not sure a quiet drink on a verandah/porch somewhere in this day and age wouldn’t be even better.. ;) I won’t relate any of my drinking stories as I feel like I had hangover for three years after the last one.

      • Yes, getting pulled over is not high on my agenda list at this point. Thank goodness I got my tail light fixed yesterday….That’s about as wild as it gets other than here at the computer on a Saturday night (sans the compulsive gambling and karaoke pre bedtime genius ideas.. :) )

  10. Agree with it all, and have so many friends who are fabulous Saggos (december gets extra expensive what with buying all those cocktails, long lunches, bottles of champagnes, triple espressos), love them all, though sometimes they can be a bit er, emotionally unaware… unevolved.

  11. I had 3 saggo friends’ birthdays over the wkd.

    Am in awe of one y’day who was flaunting gangly dance moves with the kiddies at the party, 36 and misleading them in a moonwalk etc right in front of the uptight, no-fun conservative mother-in law and not that she doesn’t give a shit but that she doesn’t even notice!!

    She makes fun sexy. Cred to the wild ones.

    • haha great story ! My friends called my ex the ‘pogo stick’ because his dancing involved lots of grinning and vertical maneuvers !

  12. Feeling irrationally cheery today, singing , actually belting out, “Summertime, and the living is easy”

    Nice astro at the mo’. Feels like time to sew some light lovin happiness.
    :)

    • God – I wish, I’m all spacey and light headed! I have Venus and Merc Sagg, but was maybe a bit too candid last week, a colleague is spreading a story that I mentioned in confidence. sigh. Quick email to cease and desist sent….
      I just can’t work out who he’s told??? Its not a major thing, its just a Scorp reaction to info being passed on thing…..
      But I love Saggis’ I have a weird ‘thing’ for 19 Dec saggi boys. 3 of ‘em have passed my radar system…… But I terrify them. Sigh. Just as I terrify every other male in the Zodiac, except the older ones (like 30+ years older). They ADORE me.
      Eh Feck ‘em. I’m gonna revel in the Saggi feeling on this site!

  13. Sun Moon Mars all in Sagg AND a glorious sunny morn
    in downtown Adders (Adelaide) as well to show off my
    great legs AND Santana coming here as well in March.
    Some days just gotta go down in History as A+ days.
    Energy is peaking along with Creativity. Spent yesterday
    doing Art Supplies inventory. Happiness is full tubes of
    water, acrylic & oil paints & stacks of textured paper. That
    Libran Moon’s all about Art & Beauty after all.

    • Ahh, ~sweet~ Pegs…

      And happy New Moon you Saggalicious gal you.

      (Is an A+ day even tho I SHOULD – our “never use shoulda-coulda-woulda”…but have all this fine produce in kitchen to prep and here I’m playing on line….hehehehe)

      x

    • Ooo, art supplies are like crack for me, my dream is to have a studio full of them. I never get round to painting but I think it won’t matter. Yes, you know the secret to Happiness alright Pegasus. Santana sounds like great fun, I hope he appreciates your legs in person.

      Btw, my doctor calls ADD types like myself ‘Adders’..

  14. true to form I have woken up with a hangover from a party I was only ‘going for an hour” to and ended up drinking her husband under the table, now I am waiting for supercrab to get back from India and put the final touches on this folio while I dance in my underwear

  15. Well it’s no secret I’m a Saggo fan. I love ‘em. A fire sign with a difference. Every Aqua should have one. I think they are quite innocent and childlike, and can be a little naive at times re emotional stuff. It’s what makes them so beautiful and open…. and fun! They don’t think they know it all already like an Aqua and they can enjoy themsleves with the zest of youth (see twinfishrising above).

    • Upon re-reading this sounds a bit condescending, it was meant to sound jealous :) Apologies to any Saggos out there (Aqua x 4 is always my excuse)
      Was Peter Allen Saggo? Can’t stop singing “when my baby smiles at me I go to Rio”

      • Have always always got along with Aqua’s, we
        understand each other & each other’s revolt against
        outmoded, outdated systems & status quo.

  16. Sagg daughters 8th birthday party on Saturday.
    Both boyfriends invited. She wore her new hippy chic maxi dress. Cartwheels in wet dress after water balloon fight.

    Took her to Myer in city (Syd) so she could pick out something with gift card.
    Spots an enormous sheep dog stuffed thing, we get it….down escalator knocking everyone out with the thing. Stop Lvl 4 for Virgo (Leo everything else) daughters yr six farewell party dress. Of course the dress in her size can only be found on mannequin. Sales lady strips mannequin while Saggo daughter flipping around the place, chatting to everyone with giant dog. Virgo daughter screaming over loud live DJ music “should I wear my hair down or up with dress” !! Meanwhile I spot a top perfect for NYE concert.

    Very Sagg times indeed!

  17. well all you Saggo’s have cheered me up immensely after a heavy shift at the coalmine. Thank you sooo much. Venus in scorp has been on my back like a weight I can’t seem to shift since ever.

    What do you call a collection of saggo’s. A sun beam of sagoo’s?

    I have 2 gf’s with bdays coming up so I will put on the white laceup boots and head on the into town with them. yeehah

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