There is a certain enduring solidity about Taurus men that can be very appealing. No?
Hell when they’re anal and controlling, of course, but we speak here of the Haute Taurean bloke. Whether out-Zenning the instructor at yoga, being the only sane guy in the room of the stock exchange or slothing on the gravitational center of the multi-verse that is the Taurean Couch, the guy has got gravitas.
Lately they’ve been a little bit more louche than usual, slightly crazed even and some are even gliding off to distinctly batty pursuits, a deranged gleam in their eye even as they hyper-gush you to try and distract from their mental mission. They smell strange. You don’t even wanna KNOW about their google-history.
W.T.F. Why have Taurus Men turned into Piscean men all of a sudden?
Well, whilst many of us have been distracted by the flashy Cardinal Signs (Aries-Libra-Kataka-Capricorn) and their demanding Zap Zone transformations & the Mutables dancing around doing ding-dong-Saturn-is-in-Libra-now, Taurus men have had (a) their ruler retrograde and (b) Neptune right at the end of Aquarius squaring Taurus and making them doubt every single decision they’ve made since the late 90s PLUS hear the angelic whisperings of something magical.
Their Muse? Should they become an artist? Or have they just gone cuckoo? Neptune rays are weirding them out, especially this month. And why am i only thinking this applies to Taurus men? Because i am being sexist. I honestly think it’s getting to them more because females are – in general – more attuned to Neptunian weirding.
Do you think Taurus Men and Women are equally bats this month? Or just the guys? And hands up who thinks they are cute regardless, well built and with eyes like goo-goo jersey cows?