When Mars in Saggo gets to the gym, it’s time to try something NEW.
Who gives a fuq WHAT it actually is so long as it’s new and force-opens some fresh brain synapses and shocks your bod into some awesome new results and thus jolts the WHOLE mind-body-soul system or whatever it is into a new dimension.
And btw, what’s wrong with wanting to wear something neon and parrot-like to work out in?
And, whilst Mars in Saggo is thinking (as always) of how best to honor the expansionary impulses, why not some therapy? Yah! But it has to be the kind where you get to describe your dreams AT length and the dude just listens and then blows your mind with interpretations. Is Carlos Castaneda still alive?
So there will be this amazing MIND linked up with the physique honed by the pioneering new Mars in Saggo exercise regime.
Ballet, Zumba, underwater juggling, midnight Yin Yoga, JuJitsu, hula-hooping…it has to be different and the idea is that you flop into bed at night, a happy heap of cardiobolic endorphins, way beyond neurosis.