It’s an old witches tale that as the Moon whittles herself away after having been Full, so too do you whittle in your waist if you start your thing right after the Full Moon. Mercury Retro in Virgo is fab for revision of one’s nutrition and the Sun in Virgo is just plain old narking off yourself in a blur of corrective self-discipline.
WHAT a change from the Zap Zone coffee (Yang) and wine (Yin) extravaganza. My chemist said he had to keep re-ordering Nurofen the past month. I’m not surprised. All those Saturn necks.
So there is the Marilyn diet – which looks like hardboiled eggs, carrot and shiteloads of dairy – or my fave, The Arnie Diet.
Enjoy this fabulous chic physique astro – there is even Mars, Venus, Saturn and Eros in Libra, the sign of Beauty, as an extra motivator.
I swear, right now i shudder at the thought of potato crisps.
Image: Andre De Dienes