I have to ask – are Virgo and google stalkery in any way related? It wasn’t until the invention of google and my finding myself at home all day meaning to be creative that I discovered the temptations of it. It’s like gambling or alcohol to me. Just incredibly hard to resist and while I am doing it I know it’s bad but … If this were to be a feature of my sun sign it would come as a huge relief. Not so much a personality flaw as an astrological one.
Have a great day,
The Virgo Novelist
Dear Virgo Novelist,
This was explored a bit in the Sun Sign Survey How Stalkery Are You?
But i have just two thoughts on this: (1) Virgos are just meticulous at everything they do. So one second you are just casually checking out his F-book between bouts of novelising brilliance and then cut to two hours later and you’re checking out his cousin’s comments on some Playstation forum, looking for “clues.” (2) You should write a funny novel featuring Virgos and google stalkery. Or, pitch a serious, new o.m.g. type think piece/book about how the internet turned Virgos/women/feminists/relationships/whatever to stalkery?
I do think that if i wanted a spy, i would hire a Virgo-Scorpio type, as i would want both discretion and a gloriously detailed dossier. Where-as if you hired a Leo, you would get great big gaps in your dossier due to the Leo checking out his/herself in the rear vision mirror (if stationed outside the house to ‘observe’) and wondering if it were time to schedule micro-derm. Or, if the Leo spy were doing it virtually, you’d want to know how them googling hair extension innovations info helped your situation.