Saturn in Lib Is The Perfect Time To…
Let’s keep this real simple.
Saturn in Libra is the perfect time to kickstart a new beauty and/or relationship regime.
L.A.: Wednesday 7.11
New York: Wednesday 10.11
London: Wednesday 15.11
Sydney: Thursday 0.11
Let’s keep this real simple.
Saturn in Libra is the perfect time to kickstart a new beauty and/or relationship regime.
L.A.: Wednesday 7.11
New York: Wednesday 10.11
London: Wednesday 15.11
Sydney: Thursday 0.11
Thank you Mystic. Sorry if it seems I haven’t been paying attention. Have been without internet for the best part of the last two weeks – am trying to catch up!
So I shouldn’t be dipping crisps into mayonaise and google stalking exes? hahahahahaha. kidding.
Time to exfoliate, have some brown rice and veggies and go for a walk.
a thousand times thank you. After the 457th repeat the message is starting to get through…
I’ll be leaving the delightful and intriguing Libran lovely alone till then. And treating her gently once Saturn hits her again. Promise.
In the meantime I’ll just be taking care of myself.
Right. My dinner is downright disgusting but i need it to make up for saturn in virgo stress fuqer meals of crap.
From now on all i want is beauty and love. Dinner is rocket, raw tofu, some nuts or seeds, a protein smoothie with fruit and chia seeds, celery juice.
This will be hell and i know it but at least when my hot new (maybe) lover puts my legs over my head my belly will not pooch out. Or is this me still being too virgo?
That last sentence doesn’t sound too virgo to me LS.. not at all!
I don’t think your hot new lover is going to be even thinking about your belly when putting your legs over your head … there’s plenty better to look at and think about right about then
i’m with Herb. if you’ve made it that far, chances are that’s not what he’d be thinking about. hotness is more than a flat stomach. it;s not even a flat stomach really.
So LS, are you doing porno or making love? FFS get real.
Why ‘get real’?
‘Get real” as in why a woman has to feel inferior about her body. If he’s into you, he’s not going to care about a wobbly tum or whatever is he. ‘get real’ as in don’t buy into popular culture’s BS about how a woman has to look etc. Imagine what you could do with all that energy put into worrying about how you look into something else more rewarding for you.
And LS I’m guessing you are one hot woman so it disturbs me that you are so down on yourself.
Feelers – TLS has tongue firmly in cheek, am certain
xox
I have it on good authority that when the legs are in the air, belly pooching is not even remotely on the radar.
Trust a Taurean Love Expert to know that … LOL
more to the point your mind should not be on belly pooching whilst legs are in the air.
Seconded!
He’ll probably even enjoy the feel of your belly afterward TLS….am learning that men enjoy the feel of the very parts you feel self conscious of
Oh YEAH!!!! Trust me – if we’re going to be intimate with you we want to touch it all!
Yes. Yes. Yes!
Hey I look like that!! Ok well 20 years older and I don’t actually require the Dead Can Dance orange frou frou to get the vampiresque look. Luckily my eyebrows are too frightened to break the party line after x amount of years plucking them into shape even though I haven’t bothered with them in months. And I just discovered I have a mo’ !!!!! … well I mean you really have to get up 5cm away to see it but sheesh what’s with age and this hairy face business???? Do the follicles lie dormant until you’re pushing 40 and sprout up like lichen going “ner ner ner oldy pants oldy pants”.
I thought beauty came from the inside … but after last nights five bean and lentil soup I really have to wonder ~wanders off to ponder~
re the mo’ kaz cooke has always maintained that after 30 you become a furry princess
lol
yep, they pretty much do just that…bloody follicles
lol – you guys are lucky! I think it was my saturn return special – the premature follicle maturation – took me ages to get plucking in synch with the moon
Ugh yes….. rock on IPL for hard to manage hair….
bit worried about legs in air after all that .. er ..fibre.
LMAO – great call
trust me .. leg position makes no difference!
and I shoulda said “wafts off to pong” but ya know .. trying to be gracious towards Librans who have now got SATAN up their … I’ll shuddup now
Maybe the virgin mermaid will save us from downing under the sea of politics, or lack there of. Shes got till November, thats enough time. surely.
Mercury in cancer, ?
Sorry you weren’t all that I came for? That’s all you need from hard pretty thing like her.
Google stalk …was there a better
I have my own sentiment, just at the moment…
It might go alone the lines of ‘Get off my Horizon, Fuqstick.’
New Beauty Reigme it is then!
Yes! Just busy implementing a new relationship regime to revive a stagnant relationship.
Time for change.
thanks mystic. I’ll be implementing this with trop de fetes and face masques.
Ahhhhhh.
VS
Very timely Mystic! Thanks!
Just solved an ages ago mystery today. I’m very bad keeping up with social network friend lists and it looks like I was “let go” by a set of unsavoury characters I thought were friends possibly months ago. However, I didn’t de-friend them because I didn’t see it until today. A few weeks ago, I ran into some at a party and I just behaved naturally which was to speak to them in a kind way. They completely freaked out and acted all guilty and couldn’t look me in the eye the whole night. I knew they were behaving strangely but didn’t put 2 and 2 together til today. Good riddance I say! And that guy from last year who disappeared around Oct.??? He looks worse and worse compared to the new one. Who misses the rubbish you throw out? not me.
“who misses the rubbish you throw out”
Love it!!! Good riddance I say.
Time to stock up on loofas.
ooops…meant loofahs.
Saturn in Virgo made me correct that.
Saturn in Virgo is making me get into the shower and get started with the riffi mitt, crossing something of my list ready for Saturn in Libra.
Oh, and it is the last day of Saturn in Virgo!!! Whoooooo!!!
So Saturn in Libra is good for beauty and makeovers? I was afraid of getting a procedure done at my derms but suddenly dying to. Also, thinking of getting braces. Is that because of Saturn in Libra? No fears then?
Meet fabulous, powerful, influential people I will collaborate with??
You will laugh: last hours of Saturn in Virgo, and here I am obsessing over PACKING CUBES. Yes, Saturn’s been transiting my solar 9th house. Feeling very much now is the time to have excellent luggage on hand.
I don’t know if I’m transgressing any unwritten law around here about not discussing politics but I’m a sagg so I’m totally gonna do it anyway…
Does anyone else here think the whole election campaign is awefully saturn in virgo? Such a focus on repaying debt, not spending, looking for where money is being wasted, sustainable populations etc etc. So very different to the Saturn in Leo election in 2007.
It also makes me very curious about how the politics might change once saturn flips over into Libra.
well it will certainly help out Jools who is a Libra.
Focus on repaying debt and the rest are more signs of the Pluto in Cap moving into Grand Cross position, in my opinion
When does the zap zone become a perfect grand cross or whatever? Does anyone know? I have a friend about to give birth and it would be pretty interesting if he becomes the Zap Zone kid. Kind of catchy!
I’m doing both.
Sick of bad habits re anxiety picking of skin/blemishes/flaws (real and imagined). I want gorgeous, smooth, healthy skin. All over.
Relationships… Well, any man / woman relationship dynamic will be well evolved from where it was left of. And have culled friends down to core group, peripheral group, and aquaintences. No energy vampires left. Yay!
…….well something’s gotta give……… or does it all get smashed out by the frigin Zap Zone??
Saturn MOVE your ARSE! OVER it.
Well that was a ride with Virgo! outside of the constant head fugs and unnecessary mind games I have reached the end…. a few scratches but hey. Painted my nails in preparation for you saturn in libra so don’t let me down.