Mercury is in Virgo. Wood or trees?
Details? To-Do lists buzzing off the page.
Nothing in Water until the Moon gets into Pisces in a few hours. Deep breaths. Prioritise. Clear work-space. Orderly brain. One thing at a time. I actually typed “orderly bran” before. That’s very VERY Virgo.
Try not to go totally apeshit over the miniscule. Set aside nano-issues. Compose thyself. You’re not really going to get Zen in the Zap Zone (till Aug 22) but relatively calm and plucky is quite a cool goal to aim for, no?
Mercury goes Retro in August as well. In Virgo. Details glossed over now because you’d rather do St Virgo martyr merde will come back to nip you on that toned bottom of yours. Check the Mercury Retro deets on the Monthly Scopes page & bung in your diaries!
Be buzzed and busy but not be-guilted.
Example of a Classic Mercury in Virgo fuq-up:
You postpone everything on the list to clean your house or office from top to bottom, reorder your entire address book and send some anal Virgo missives re Correct Conduct or a Belated Irritants Summary. You screech with horrified glee as you discover a mould patch. You exist only on Evian, adrenaline and vitamin pills but then hit some sort of a cortisol wall mid-arvo and download chocolate croissants with red wine or worse, whilst researching obscure mineral deficiences online or being judgemental about the grooming regimes of complete strangers. You have gone absolutely bats but the sheets have been disinfected and you can always give the seaweed shake to the cats whilst you dine on potato sticks.