The Virgo Vibrator

Green novelty goddess astrology sex toyYes, c’est true!

There is a Virgo Vibrator and I know so because i have received a complaint about it!

“…Hi gorgeous,

Oh my lord:

NO!  Aqua green?!  Pendulous breasts?!  Are you kidding me?  It should be smooth, sleek platinum, with the definition of the word orgasm engraved in the side…

Please do something about this design!?  Perhaps  you could write them and suggest we collaborate on some alternative designs. Virgo seems to be the only sign represented and that is not fair.

Love you!

Love letters & feather headdresses,
Gala Darling….”

119 thoughts on “The Virgo Vibrator

  1. I think the green nun’s habit should crack open to display the sleek platinum thingy (sounds a little chilly for today).

  2. Well, even though the wrong shade, the green supports my cucumber theory…

    Funny cuz just today got a chuckle out of an old 40’s black and white movie that showed a sign for an all girls get away…

    “Camp Climax”….

    Badminton anyone?

    • Double p.s., agree tis not fair that only Virgo is represented so far.

      For women who like it hard and deep…An Aries vibrator would be a “Ram Rod”. Oh yes..

      :lol:

    • Surely Jesse James could put up some cash for marketing?

      Okay, I’m done now… ;)

      • Jesse is an Aries afterall!!

        Over here, “Master and Commander” was on for like three days. He looks HOT,HOT,HOT standing up on the mast or sails or whatever the hell it is…. I don’t give a hell…

        I know you Aussies have your faves and some aren’t partial to Russell Crow/e (?)..

        But as an Aries female, agree with daveyl that we would probably be too much alike, but I’d give Russell a go. Lately he lookin’ fine.

        • Oh, Russell is an Aries…Soz…I’ve had a glass of wine or two…Where did Russell come in?Around glass two I suspect…My dad is an Aries..Generally however, I end up with water sign men…

    • She is called “The Yod”….Two quincunxes and a sextile…

      Good grief that’s a description and a violation of the Goddess right there…. :)

      I really must stop this sillyness. 84 yr old Maddie awaiting dinner!!

      • OOOSweetie, you have excelled yourself with ‘YOD’
        it’s so YONI

        How’s this for Synchronicity:
        As i typed, a woman student just called & asked if i would come to Sexpo
        with her & assist in finding her the perfect non-human accessory as all
        the matchmaker sites are full of sleazies.
        I knew that.

        • Damn Pegs, I was on Gala’s site (via Mystic’s link), and read some of the dating websites stats….

          Interesting…I’ve been out of that (dating) orbit for some years now…Went underground…

          Yes, by all means, do the vibo thing at the Sexpo if that suites…Hopefully she will find a proper human accessory eventually?

          Or a green cucumber nun…lol…xo

  3. I like the thought of something suitably designer, for Leos but suspect all the bling, baroque and sequins could be a bit uncomfortable. Or NOT.

  4. Well i think i have the most appealing looking er um er accessory on the planet.
    It’s an clear acrylic nekkid angel with folded wings (thank heaven they are not raised)
    small pert boobs just in the right place, long hair & sweetest face.
    Twas very expensive but as no-one had purchased it & it had been in store since
    year dot, the vibration part was kaput (ok by me) had huge discount attached instead.
    It looks like it is made of crystal & a real work of art with it’s own black velvet ‘jacket’.
    Personally i don’t like toys BUT do recommend a quartz (or rose) crystal egg for tightening
    PC muscles.
    The angel rod came with a middle finger size clear acrylic rod with fabric loop & black bead
    so as not to lose it for ‘other’ explorations for you or your partner.
    The latest ‘self pleasurers’ are gynaecology designed by women in grey-blue & ‘U’ shaped, plain, absolutely useless & ugly utensil, almost as bad as the pearl headed revolving every which way but
    loose, Bunnies with 5 gears & 4 wheel drive with overdrive as well.
    Tantric Sexual advice is not to use mainstream toys OR be very careful as tooo intense vis a vis
    a Lover.
    Over to you & your cucumber, Sweetpea :-)
    BTW, the ‘SEXPO’ is on in Adders at mo featuring…..Warren Capper…definatley NOT going.
    Or i could go & give you all feedback on the newest whatsits.

    • Ok Peg, you’ve definetly put me off going. Shall stay home and watch Dr Who re-runs featuring David *sigh* Tennant. One day my TARDIS shall come…

    • I’d go just to see Warwick Capper!!!

      he’s a walking 3 ring circus & worth seeing up close & personal – for sheer entertainment value.

      career highlights post marrying that slapper in her skin tight pink leather wedding dress avac handkerchief edging was buying her a pale pink Lamborghini Countach no doubt sending SWANS owner’s wife Leanne Eddlesten wild with jealousy as she only had a pale pink Porsche….. – so highlights include posing in nude PENTHOUSE spread with Mrs Capper, AMWAY late-night TV commercials, working shirtless as a RTA signal man on roadworks on the Brisbane Hwy, Working as a Meter Maid in Surfers Paradise, RUNNING FOR MAYOR of the Gold Cast City Council – after Pauline Hansen was to be his running partner, his political career lasted 3 days when he missed a 3pm registration deadline -& a personal fave – starring in a porno as new career move arriving at premiere with black eye & broken nose after biffing the Russian Director, last year announcing a new career as a stripper, appearing in his own PORNO with his 25 yr old girlfriend – ‘Warrick Capper Uncut’ appropriately runs for 69 minutes!!

      http://www.warwickcapper.com/

      • Actually – UBES – given Delia’s ability to confuse A Grade Celebrities with D Grade after a few gallery wines & that obligatory line of coke – an interesting chapter no doubt should these 2 lower Gems collide?

          • of course Ubes, crawling round the S bend of the social pages as they both do they were destined to have history!!

            SP – Capper’s been so wrong for decades – don’t blame you LOL

            Ms – Le Ram & I follow Capper’s annual resurrections with glee. its comedy. we do have a life I promise :-)

            Pegs – PIX PLEASE …. post a Flicker link etc – bleach blonde hair extensions will rarely be so funny!! he’s s’posed to be personable in a ‘not the sharpest knife in the drawer’ way – but give us live feedback – enjoy it’ll be a funny day!!

      • Good gawd, I’m exhaused by Capper’s goings on already Rock a Bill Babe…. :lol:

      • I can’t tell if I am scared or impressed that you know so much about Warwick Capper! x

      • Silly me RockStar..it’s Warick not Warren.
        Well, i’m going afterall because someone wants me
        to accompany them….soo let’s make it fun as you said.
        Thanx for the heads up.

      • Oh god, remember Sydney in the 80’s? Remember the Gold Coast? The batwinged shoulder-paddedness of it all. Hideous. Whatever happened to Geoffrey Edleston?

        • from Edelstens’s Wiki ::

          “In January 2009, Edelsten announced his intention to marry Brynne Gordon, at the time a 25-year-old fitness instructor from California.

          The Edelsten-Gordon wedding was held on Sunday, 29 November 2009 in Melbourne, Australia at the Crown Casino. Alleged to have cost approximately $3 million, it featured a helicopter, Bentley, 550 guests, circus performers, Tom Burlinson and other headline acts. Invitees were sent a pre-wedding DVD about Edelsten and Gordon. The DVD featuring narration by actor Jason Alexander, who also gave an address at the wedding. Fran Drescher from The Nanny also attended. Neither Alexander or Drescher had met the couple before, but were nonetheless paid by Edelsten to appear.”

          he married this (note her Browlow ‘frock’)

          http://images.theage.com.au/2009/09/21/744357/a17776461-600×400.jpg

    • I like to think angels always deliver.. go Pegs, will be riveting to hear the details!

    • today at work a couple came in (public library) to print out their ‘sexpo’ tickets. I first noticed the woman as she had on THE most disgusting black wedge boots with cheap read ribbon lace up at the back and a “skirt” ahem bum cover.

      soooo not sexy and made me soooooo grateful I was not at said sexpo, which is clearly full of naff fluoro vinyl g-strings and hideous people showing off their trashy fashion.

      • :lol: I imagine Sexpo would be full of peeps like that. Except for our lovely Pegs of course.

        I mean Warwick Capper says it all. Eeeeuuwwwww. LVIM.

  5. True, Virgos prefer something in natural colours, easy to clean and with rechargeable batteries. And a more modest design wouldn’t hurt. We’re hardly going to keep a dong on our mantelpiece, even if it looks like a religious icon. That’s for Saggitarians.

    Anyway, the Virgo Vibrator was designed by Scorpio, Hilda Van Camp, as revenge for her convent school upbringing and her unrequited crush on the Mother Superior.

    Surveys show Geminis and extraterrestri-sexuals like the colour and design. Delia Antwerp Aars owns one, but she thinks it’s a cocktail blender. After it took two hours to make a daiquiri, she went back to her usual Stilnox and Jagerbombs.

    • i know mystic’s blog is the perfect home for the delia creation but I still feel she should expand into a character outside of all the wrongness of a lower gemini fashion trawling pop-tart culture whore. someone must give birth to the mega beast as a counter culture balance for the love of humanity x

      • Oh Ms., I agree, so easily said than done tho. My gem rising laughs at and with the world as so much is amusing, but my heart still aches for the undefineable.

        I’m in a state of giving birth to counter culture that is/can be defineable but finding it hard to find the language to translate it all..

        Do appreciate your words however as they are pause for comtemplation.

        “For the love of humanity”. That says alot and is my life, essentailly, as just today wondered “what if I lived my life for everyone else and not myself”. It’s a very hard lesson and very lonely feeling sometimes but a must do for transcendence….

        That is very Arien perhaps (self) but also perhaps is the way we find Ourselves (capitol “O”). At this point I’m thinking about a new level and essentially, if the SELF is about EVERYTHING, then it includes everyone else.

        I saw a black man today, sweating out in the sun and he had a sign/advertizement…It’s like 95f here already. I felt such a blessing and love and my heart for him as he was STRIVING and TRYING to make it in this world. I asked God for a blessing for him.

        This world can be so fuqued…but I love it non the less and will love it always. This is our home..there is nowhere else to go…

        Until we get that…and transform from the inside out, we are fuqued.

        That’s why I love Mystic. Perhaps it’s my fellow Mercury in Aries but at least she is HONEST….

        dAMNIT.. :lol:

        Gracefully step off of my soap box but not before inquiring…

        When you said “for the love of humanity” was that just a matter of speaking or from the heart. I had felt it from the heart.

        • you have a very big heart girl, can’t wait to you unleash your words of wit and contemplation in your books !

          yes for the love of humanity. heart and head. not so apart for me. I am all bout being very human for an alien. always sounds wanky to voice all this on a thread but I spend a lot of my energy into people to make sure that people I love have the insight sans bullshit the love and support for creative and self
          (ceres 9th house conjunct mc aries)

          honesty with love is a rarity these days. self is a word associated with out of balance ego and lack of empathy. it is OUR home babe. I tried to run away for years but noooo we must live in the world so lets make it what we can in our own and let it spread. xxxxxxxxxxxxx

        • counter is how I see a lot of gem asc deal with it. laugh at the utter wrongness and re deal. think its bigger than that though, maybe mercury based?

          tricky to channel well. you sound like you got your aries on game though

          and blessing others, that level of compassion is only a beautiful thing. wish more people thought about others in that way and a better align of self but then I just think most people don’t have great role models/support or realise they are being that way when our culture rewards others for faux haute selves

      • Are you saying Delia is shallow? That Delia should read more books (a book), or cut down on the blow?

        Anything is possible. This site gave birth to her, and Goddess knows who or what else might spring from these fertile loins. The second coming?

        The counter culture balance is us? Isn’t it? This community.

        I’ve grown to love Delia. She lets us know where we’re at.

        • I’ve had enough of Delia! She’s stale.
          It’s time for a new character to herald the Uranus in Aries era.

        • I love her too, she is a CREATION, a Virtual Reality. Can’t we all see bits of ourselves in her?
          Or did I move in the wrong circles?
          No-one has any gal pals a little like her? Can’t we see a glimpse of everywoman’s fantasy?
          When all becomes Very Deep in my world, it’s fashion that gives me my frivolity back,
          my Sagg superficialness & Delhia is divine.
          Bette Midler created an alter -ego. David Bowie & Janis Joplin aussi.
          Given that she was Mystic’s creator & what has been added, a cashed up film
          producer & brill director could make a profitable movie about her.
          Mystic, Uber & others who’s imagination could rule the world, draft & send it
          after copyrighting it.
          But that’s just my business brain writing. There is a vision there that will work.
          A true democracy with Mystic as the benevolent dictator. It worked for Singapore.

          Lipstick, wands & tiara’s rule.

          • v true she is many and all signs and bits of us but alot like some!!

            hehe movies, scripts paintings and songs. this is the seed I was planting….

            sneak sneak sneak x

        • Delia’s antics have been as entertaining to write have they been to read … she’s transcended any sign being born of a bunch of dwellers in these parts whilst they have fun, each time another picking up the story & carrying it forward…..

          so maybe it’s time to meet Delia’s nemesis ?
          or her gay husband? best friend? next door neighbour? etc etc
          more charactors to the story?
          all of this comes from Mystic, of course, who by posting an image of a Hair Skirt asks ‘WHICH SIGN IS THIS & WHAT IS HER STORY ?’

          anyways Delia’s antics have made me laugh.
          laughing rules! :-) xox

        • well I think she could be deeper but all the coke and the eating fad diet air an liquid lunches make her constantly faint so she’s not sure how long thoughts exist for anyway

          • I think it’s time for her male counterpart to make his appearance. Yes to the gay husband. Actually, not only does Delia not know that he is gay, he (Trent) doesn’t either. They are both too coked up to actually ever get round to the act itself, so the lack of sexual congress in their relationship is not remarkable. Nor is the fact that sometimes Delia’s hair skirts and assorted bits and bobs often seem to turn up in Trent’s extensive wardrobe/boudoir. What is Trent’s profession? I’m thinking low low low publicisit (sorry Rockstar – but sure you can provide the details) – as this would provide Delia with the means to gatecrash all those events she ends up at, coked off her head, spilling her drinks onto other people’s Dries Van Noten ensembles (do you know how hard it is to get champagne out of a cashmere/silk blend?), talking non-stop shite until she passes out in a corner and the cleaners sweep her into the broom cupboard. No idea what sign Trent is though…

          • and Trent and Delia, well they’re not really married. Okay they are, at 25 on that trip to Vegas, but it’s marriage of convenience, and if you tried to get married by Elvis but he had already left the building and you instead got Kenny Rogers does it really count as a proper wedding? It got Delia the EU passport she longed for (Trent is of course a Cockney, of the pasty weedy version, thus why Delia’s always following dashing spanish counts etc about, the tall dark and handsome is such a delightful change of the pasty, weedy and ginger), and Trent, well, he gets to claim he’s punching above his weight, or picking up the trash, depending on Delia’s current state. Most importantly, it means no matter what their highs and lows, they always have someone to come home to. When they come home of course, they both have their own secret apartments.
            Trent is a Leo.

          • Shell that is truly hilar…

            I got married in Vegas at 19….Elvis HAD already left the building as far as I’m sure…lol

            AND, years later played a slot machine in Vegas featuring Kenny Rogers…

            Ahhh doll, you took me back there for moment…x..Not that it was all ultimately that great or anything…(but one hopes in meantime…lol)…

            Think Trent being Leo works! My Gem daughter has a Pisces hubby but his Moon is in Leo…He’s such a smart ass but hilarious…

            On Mother’s day my daughter got a little agitated with him as I sat giggling at his comments…

            He said “I’m just trying to entertain your Mother”…

            Who can’t love a Son (SUN) in law like that?

          • Shell that is truly hilar…

            I got married in Vegas at 19….Elvis HAD already left the building as far as I’m sure…lol

            AND, years later played a slot machine in Vegas featuring Kenny Rogers…

            Ahhh doll, you took me back there for moment…x..Not that it was all ultimately that great or anything…(but one hopes in meantime…lol)…

            Think Trent being Leo works! My Gem daughter has a Pisces hubby but his Moon is in Leo…He’s such a smart ass but hilarious…

            On Mother’s day my daughter got a little agitated with him as I sat giggling at his comments…

            He said “I’m just trying to entertain your Mother”…

            Who can’t love a Son (SUN) in law like that?

          • ladies – careful not to confuse Trent with Brent!!

            Trent, Delia’s 3rd nannie’s illegitimate son, was the first to take Delia free riding – on a tricycle. they were 5. & Delia fell for him. Trent pursued a career hanging paintings, swiftly known at big name London galleries as ‘The Hang Man’. Trent proposed to Delia on her 8th birthday via Karaoke to a Kenny Rogers cover of Elvis’ ‘LOVE ME TENDER’. she keeps the 10penny ring with the ponytail she was forced to shed when she hit high school at 13. she filled out & he didn’t & they lost touch ….

            Brent, a Virgo, went to college with Rodger Berman, better known as Mr Rachel Zoe. They sparred together at Lehman Brothers prior to all that ‘trouble’ which forced them to escape downtown investment bank chat & look for new horizons where they might sashay their sartorial spendour. noone yet need know THEIR true relationship …. & yet Rodger chose Rachel, & Brent, Delia ……

            last week Rodger called Brent in a state of panic re a leaked News of The World pictorial that’d leave little doubt who actually ate & who drank air. how would Rodger ever ‘come out’ after he & Rachel’s inevitable high profile divorce ?? wasnt life supposed to be as glamourous as a vintage Halston gown ?? both had their man-friday hire a publicist to oversee their own publicist immediately. then mused the impending fracas over Grey Goose on ice…. things didnt look good .. & were about to get worse ..

            http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2010/01/08/rachel_zoe_thought_the_lovely_bones_was_a_suggestion.php

            meanwhile in a nail salon across town – Delia bemoaned into her Blackberry that her ‘gay husband’ couldn’t ferry her down that night’s red carpet. the said ‘gay husband’, of course, being her hair & makeup artist Christian. sadly for Delia a PR hack was nearby who swifly emailed the scoop to Perez who was actually aross the salon doing a live cross to Oprah on “Skinny D Grade celebrities who marry gay men for convenience.”

            Trent catching the breaking story on-line, jumped the first plane to LA. Twas high time The Hang Man stood tall – & – propose to Delia for real!!

            what a disaster… or was it?

          • Not if Trent is flying his pasty ginger arse in there to rescue Delia from her humilation and give her the Kenny Rogers wedding she has always secretly desired!

          • gold!

            taking out the trash is fine as long as he didn’t mistake it for the marc jacobs bag she paid full price for.

    • Um…. This is not a cocktail blender????

      *removes it from the glass*

  6. My ideal ‘self-fulfillment accessory’ would include the capacity to mummur to me sweet nothings in various different languages whilst releasing a stimulating combination of male pheremones & essential rose oil… It would also dissapear the instant the kids bombarded through the bedroom door and run on solar energy.

  7. “Hilda Van Camp, as revenge for her convent school upbringing and her unrequited crush on the Mother Superior”

    So she a lezzy, eh? I don’ care. Ubs you are hilar….xo

    • Back to the vibrator, et al….Tits up the Va-jay-jay….That’s like a double whammy, iddnit? :lol:

  8. OMG

    8O

    They also supply the ‘Gemini Probe’ (twins), ‘Fusion Gemini’, ‘Aquarius dolphin’, ‘Scorpio couples collection’, ‘Vibrating Leo’ & of course a DVD on ‘Scorpio Rising’…..

  9. bluelibra quietly repeats to herself: stay away from the Gemini’s stay awaaay from the Geminis…

    And what of the rest ze zodiac?

    • The Gemini Probe… Uber are you getting closer to your search for the extraterristrisexual?? This could be, um, key..?

  10. ahh sweet pea just love your gem rising diarrhea of the mouth …so fun to see you cut loose…glasses of wine suit you! I am giddy, enjoying your lucid insight..you go girl!

    virgo vibrator..hmm… just does not do the trick for me…scorpy soul yearns for some sort of invisible cloak that quietly does the trick. Slow learner, shrinking violet…I dunno? I like the idea of sweet nothings whispered in my ear but my deductive mind thinks that someone actually had to sculpt this ‘tits on a rod’, then mould it and then get it mass produced (imagine the dinner discussion around the family table in China…How was your day honey?…just does not float my clitorial boat….

    bluelibra…where do I sign up for your club?
    “(’self-fulfillment accessory’ would include the capacity to mummur to me sweet nothings in various different languages whilst releasing a stimulating combination of male pheremones & essential rose oil… It would also disapear the instant the kids bombarded through the bedroom door and run on solar energy.”

    I love this as it is so applicable to my current situation…

  11. Growl, she rumbles, don’t you DARE toy with me.

    This thing is just so so so wrong. Yes, I agree, it is aqua green for Goddess sake, one of the most fave institutional colors and a nun. This is enough to send me shrieking to my makeshift altar for a crucifix and a quick re-enactment of the Exorcist. Honestly!

    This is perverse, and NOT in a good way. Now, speaking as someone who has an arsenal of toys, there there.. it was collected over the years, not as if I dropped a fortune to suddenly stage a coup d’etat or something, I simply cannot abide by bad design. I mean in terms of recycling, this is going to a landfill not having delivered any pleasure at all.

    My philosophy on toys: Toys are toys, men are men. They simply cannot be exchanged. A toy will not pull my hair, throw me against a wall, look at me intensely as if not being quite sure whether to slap me or well, fuq me, and everything else bluelib said.

    But a toy will not care if I seriously don’t want to talk, care crap-all about its day nor be jealous when I swap it for another one. So that being said, I do really expect some science into the thing..I mean if we’re being clinical about it..

      • When asked if i ‘do’ sex (as sometime asked) i reply:
        I give HEART not HEAD.
        One has to be clinical to know where all the bits are!

        O Angel, experiencing passion is like the true Apache dance form from
        Marseilles. The berets, the tight black pants & skirt, the strip tops, red scarves,
        fishnets & the great slide-throw across the dance floor before the knives
        come out..or is that Carmen? All that stabbing :-)

    • Seriously, a toy should look like . . . nothing. Nothing at all. It is a tool, like a vacuum cleaner or a hairdryer. Its job is to be efficient, effective, easily stored, unobtrusive and well priced. The end.

    • Haha.. ah davidl, you ask me to lift the Veils of Venus..

      And I do not disagree at all, Pegs..hear, hear for Passion (davidl, are those your loins I smell burning?? ah no, it’s just you in your wondrous Ariean Au Naturel state).

      I would rather Paso Doble than do a Solo Flamenco any day.. the spectrum of withering looks, and lips that purse in both promise and disapproval, stunning turnabouts whether in lace, silk or leather, the push, the pull, and all those things in between words are never good for, a sweet and final innocence before that last absolute gasp where the light of Gods explodes everywhere that even the blind can see. Hmm. Delicious.

      Ah but for those in between times, when we give Rise to the Machines, science is there to just..keep things in condition? haha..

      It’s shocking that the first time I ever heard a vibrator discussed publicly was by a Friar (!) extolling the evils of self-pleasuring, on an all girls’ retreat when he had pulled a waify classmate’s hand up and boomed, “Mona Lisa is this finger your husband??!!” Which ended up with 90% of the class in confusion. I naturally was in the 10%. I explained. Like a really good Catholic school girl. :)

      I used to think it frivolous until I saw how educational it was i.e. the G Vibe..and how sex life saving for others as is the case with the Aneros Massager which can help men recovering from dysfunction.

      Unfortunately, this green nun would probably be of better use as an aircraft wand..so pilots can park their planes correctly!

      • Funny FA… I had to read the sentence over again when you referenced Mona Lisa and the “finger being the husband”….lol

        And the Paso Doble (good gawd, its not Paso Robles….as in the city in CA? ha,ha..)

        Pam Anderson stated that dancing with someone is a very intimate affair and I think she’s right.

        And what FA are you doing up at 2:30 am Pacific time? I should go to bed mysef but feel like stepping out for awhile…The casino is right down Bob Hope drive which I live off of and less then ten minutes away…

        Tempting….

  12. FFS Mystic, this is not one of your more pleasant pictorials – that THING is so ugly and offensive. I am not prudish nor afraid to admit to a liking of sex toys for one’s own self pleasuring; yet this one is so wrong! The sickening shade of green … not going to go any further, am queasy at the sight of it, just please please lets have another post – you are my homepage and this is a child zone (every 2nd week anyways) . xoxox

    • Ok that was meant to be mild chastisement but with my Uranus/Mercury/Pluto in Virgo i can come across as rather harsh – so not meant to be. Just saying …

    • Nah, WRONG is the grey-blue U shaped one designed by a female Gyneacologist
      at a $130.

      • Dearest Pegs, I so wish I was in same city – you’d be the best masseuse/body advisor i could wish for :-)

        • I’m touched….Fluid Feline. You mean i’m getting somewhere after 22 years
          with around on the human body systems?:-D.
          You honor me, i accept your grace with gratitude & return it to you.
          Namaste.

        • I’m with feline. If I was in Adders I’d be at your place and taking notes.

    • Ah now, feline, see if you were a Saggo, you’d take it as an educational opportunity for your kids. ‘Now kids, there’s this thing called the birds and the bees and another thing called stress relief and babies come from here and menstruation…etc etc’ until the kids beg to be allowed time off for good behaviour to watch The Wiggles or Teletubbies or something and swear off sex for LIFE.

      • :lol: 12 y o on cusp of puberty and has had “the talk” at her all girls’ school just recently. I was astounded at how fab it was (all the parents were invited the night before and basically told what they covered). Then the girls had the talk the next day by outside of the school facilitators – less embarrassment than if it was from their home teacher. Way more educational than anything I ever got when i was this age. Detailed pics and dvds including the ins and outs of menstruation (the full fertility cycle and cool cartoons on moods etc) and the pros of tampons etc. They also got the lowdown on what boys were experiencing – random erections, wet dreams etc, sperm the whole picture. Refreshing considering this is a catholic school.

        But the thought of covering the use of sex toys for ahem stress relief with them… in a few years, maybe.

        My two are at the age where they turn away from any passion in movies – kissing or passionate embraces for them is eeeuuwww – even the love scenes between Jake and Nateri in Avatar make them turn away.

  13. It has just occured to me that my ideal self-fullfilment accessory specification sounds more like a Christmas wish list…

    Just returned from a fire-call where I had to deal with a member of the public so aggressive and abusive that it almost put me off me. Think I just put-off World War IIII but not without wearing a great deal of psycho-laden spittle… I sincerely hope that 4WD blotchy eyed mould laden bearded personification for the introduction of gene control is not married because I could see he was well on his way to beating up anyone he could get his hands on…

    Yerk.

    Anyway.. focussing on vibrator design for the rest of the evening.

  14. men + the last word, first sentence, second paragraph. Almost put me off MEN!

  15. We should all go to Sexpo here in Adders immediately! Its research into astrological appropriate self-fulfillment accessories for the empowered and discerning woman / man = consumer. We could start our own label, with Mystic’s permission of course.

    No, really!

    • Onto it Blue Lib!
      Meet you at Gribbles Pathology on Greenhill Rd., & Goodie Rd.,
      at 12.30pm. Am going with a woman Health Worker i don’t know well,
      so it would be 3 kinda strangers, as they are not having another one
      til 2013. If you would be at the pathology place, we will make it a triple Goddess
      thingo as a networking experience. I will be in suit & sensible shoes with my glasses on.
      Moon into Gemini in wee hours…have some fun & laughs. Give Gala & Mystic the
      lowdown or down low, whateva.

  16. Mystic, you could market them with your soon to be launched infinity symbol diaries!

    (I know, I have stop inhaling the smoke from call-outs and get a life…)

  17. Virgoes have been the kinkiest of lovers I’ve umm.. known….sorry Scorps, all that sweat and seduction is spellishly powerful but same same….
    Virgos would be up for toys, I mean they like to work don’t they and don tools and all that? but let’s not forget the mercurial mind of a Virgo gal. Full of grace yes, but we are talking about sex here, not the layout of a phone directory. Methinks the design lacks details. Give it features with clever double meanings.. Boobs for bumps are a bit too obvious for the wits of a Virgo.
    How to really make this thing not sell- put a speaker in it with tinselly asian voice singing renditions of… The Lord’s Prayer? Or Cum By Yah?

  18. Back from SEXPO & haven’t had as many laugh out louds’ for eons.
    Did find the Ultimate Accessory for women, there was like a choice of
    2000!
    It’s called ‘VIDA’ & the promo is ‘Fall in lust with life, fall in love with Vida, the essence
    of pleasure’.
    http://www.vidainternational.com. Starting price $140 but that’s wholesale!
    Capper is a total bogan who calls a womens breasts ‘Racks’ & invites the audience
    to touch the performers (siliconed) ‘tit’s. Déclassé beyond.
    Not a Tantriki among them as i asked the ‘Bad Boys’performers if any acolytes, the answer
    was too much work. Asked the porn dvd seller re movies, answer was too arty, then went onto
    tell me what men are buying.
    I thanked him for the information with a heavy heart.

    Spent the equivalent of a bottle of Dom P dammit & probably as educational as.
    Good Vibrations everyone :-) and thanx Myst & friends for egging me on, so to speak.

    • hey Pegs – good for you girlfriend – stoked you got laughing at Le Sexpo – & yes Capper’s a capital bogan he’s a crack up!!

      thanks for the link – will toss it to the girls & see what comes back reportwise

      xox

    • just the titles of some pornography is enough to make me cry, so sad and so repellent to human kindness is it.

  19. Well I had to go and look – they seem to have an almost complete range now.
    http://www.edenfantasys.com/Search.aspx?Q=astrovibes&ST=1&QST=0

    Had to laugh at some of the comments – this poor woman was less than impressed with the aquarian model :
    “Why is my sign always the boring stuff. . .Aquarius is not boring–they couldn’t spring for some nubs or something at least?”
    :)
    Cancer scores double points because it has nubs – and crabs!

  20. Really? Oh my god mystic PLEASE can you do a post on the vibrators of the zodiac, please please please . the leo one should come complete with a hot “assistant.” WHAT is wrong with me today? Mars something?

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