I always know when it is going to be a doozie of a Mercurial Bats phase when the thing starts early…
So, last night went to the movies with the Scorpio Sex Academic who was gloating that she’d gotten in before Mercury Retrograde and had her car done over by the mechanic that day. Perfect running order. A good feeling. Efficiency plus etc. Cue the clutch making hideous choking noise and car conking out in middle of mega-busy road, blocking entrance to mega-plex carpark on mega-busy night.
Lol and thank fuq for the jaunty hot Saggo type who jumped out of his car, huge grin on face, oodles of empathy to help. That kind of vibe saves civilisation again and again.
And now e-mail is doing paranormal activity on me. It won’t do this and it won’t do that until I delete some damned e-mails – FINE. But it won’t let me damned well delete.
I need a techie who does Shiatsu shoulder massage.
If you have not gotten an e-mail from me, this is why, I am so sorry and I am endeavouring to fix things asap – before Mercury is actually officially retrograde.