I love this picture of the uber-Aries Victoria Beckham in a supermarket.
It looks as if something has just occurred to her…but what?
* “Oh fuq I hope the carbs in those potatoes aren’t contagious…although don’t Pontiacs have the lowest G.I.?”
* “I’m calling my publicist, why can’t the pope be thin, fashionable and female, for fuqs sake.”
* This supermarket needs to fix its Feng Shui, it’s knocking out my kidney qi…”
* “It’s really hard to do invisible pelvic floor toning work when the music is so naff, shall I ask my bodyguard to get them to change it?”
Oh i don’t know…What do you think???