Well the Moon is moving toward asteroid Eros in Taurus but that should really evoke a general atmosphere of sleaze? I think not. I am attempting to tune into Neptune trine my Moon but first the Tiger Text Messages – already been turned into a rap song, apparently – and now further sleaze re the Sandra Bullock marriage. Yes, she’s married to the Dude.
And yes, I have had several requests for a peek at the astro behind this. I’m not touching Tiger.
So thoughts on the Sandra Situation.
* Infuriating as it would be to find out your husband had been cheating on you with a sort of bikie porn star (as was the husband’s ex-wife) just as you win an Oscar, she has Mars and Venus in Gemini…I reckon she wanted something a little bit diff. She met him when Neptune was on her Moon so maybe she was a bit addled and – am trying to think of Anglican metaphor here – motivated by factors other than her brain. Cliterate.
* She got Jesse James, an Aries bikie/tv star (of a show called Monster Garage)/entrepeneur a.k.a. as Vanilla Gorilla by his Mistress.
* Stating the ravingly obvious, Vanilla Gorilla’s Ex-Wife (and mother of his daughter) is a heavily inked up Scorpio Adult Movie Actress. The new mistress is also a very inked adult movie sort of a siren – Whether she wants to or not, Sandra Bullock cannot get inked because it would limit her choice of mainstream movie roles. But CLEARLY the Aries dude has a type. Not that it excuses his cheating on her but it’s interesting, no?
* This all came to light with Mars Retro. So it’s been screwing around (so to speak) since last October and now all this hidden stuff is coming to light. Venus Retrograde in SCORPIO later in the year is going to be even more such fun. Check this out if you have not already!
* Ms Bullock is a Leo with Kataka Rising – hence ability to be both movie-star and connect with les peeps/seem empathetic and vulnerable etc. Pluto is coming up to pulverise transit her Descendent aka cusp of House of Love…It’s not exact yet but near enough. This would have been a nasty shock. She should have been a MAJOR catch for the Aries Dude. I don’t want to sound snobby and true love crosses boundaries etc but do admit that Vanilla Gorilla was punching above his weight when dating – let alone marrying – Sandra Bullock.
* Her current big transit other than Pluto is Uranus squaring her Mars & Gemini…always a surprise. But Jupiter is on her Midheaven (career transcendence) and maybe this is clearing out the crap before a Plutonic Soulmate pops up with the exact conjunction of Pluto to her Dsc. It’s happened before. So now she is enraged or thinking why-why-why – AND she has spent a lot of time in court, helping Vanilla out with his custody battles – but soon she will be on her knees, in tears of happiness and gratitude thanking Mighty Aphrodite for delivering her from the arms of this sleazy prick.
* His Mars is opposite her Mars-Venus. Excellent for bedwork, of course, but Mars opposite Mars can work at cross purposes with one another.
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i feel really bad for Ms. Bullock – i mean she’s been hollywoods Relationship loner for soo long! She finally gets married and the guy she picks is a cheating, scandalise, tattoo-loving asshole who drops the mother of all sleezy bombs right as she gets recognized for one of her greatest performances of all time….
ASS HOLE! that is all!
urghnow to her astro – Jupiter on her Midheaven = Maybe Jove is helping out with one sector to distract her from an other?
people like him disgust me – if you’ve got someone good stick with em’ and thank the god(s) that they chose YOU!
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Sorry matt, I’ll have to put another side on this one…..Hello!!!!!!! look at his past life, what the hell did you expect ? Step 1 pick arsehole Step 2. Arsehole does what comes naturally. Step 3. Hit forehead and say WTF was I thinking and walk away.
Now about her performances, umm, she is possibly 2nd or 3rd from the bottom of mine. For god sakes I prefer Jen ! (are you there Jen?)
I think that photo is saying so much, sad foolish woman
(the other one is hot hot hot, trouble trouble trouble)
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true david, true!
I actually loved the blind side and thought it was really good! didnt u? and the proposal was hilarious!
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aww, cmon david! shes ‘hot’ because shes wearing next to nothing- she hasnt even got pants on!
i feel sorry for sandra, not because shes not responsible for her choices, but because we’ve all been there (well, alot have) where we are in denial that someones history will apply to us.
he’s a douche, but she doesnt seem like the type to just be young and dumb either.whereas the slapper cracking onto married men is just gross in my book. shes the tatooed equivalent of paris hilton.
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I said she was hot to make you guys fume a little, hehehe…
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Mission accomplished
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she has no pants on ? thats not skin surely ?
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Wahahahah!! I read that and was really surprised at you David, but then though, well you are an Aries too, go figure..
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Still smarting from the Leo post..hmmm?
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Ooo-ahhh! No. The Mickey Mouse one!
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I agree with you both- Matt and David- but David is right he showed signs of being a total prick towards his ex-wife and a nasty custody battle. I don’t blame Sandra, but love is somewhat blind.
He doesn’t seem to treat women with much respect.
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I reckon Sandy will just become more popular now. The Oscar curse has hit her love life but won’t hurt her puplic profile one iota? I, for one, hope she kicks arse and barrels on ahead making super femme charged action flicks where the tattooed sluts get pulverised by smarty pants/ cool/ funny 40+ year old lasses. Yay!
Oh sorry, I forgot that this is ol’ “misogyny central” Hollywood we’re talking about. (And I personally have nothing against tattoos!)
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As ravingly logical as that may be darling davidl, I am sure it is still sad and obliteratingly devastating. I should know.
HOWEVAH, given the fact that Vanilla G seems to be a whole boatload of trouble, the union is sans kids and she can throw herself into more elevated roles now that she is graced by the Golden Ungenitalia’d Sceptre, I am SO SURE she shall look upon this time of her life as akin to having been in survival jungle training and this was the bit where she had to traipse through the muck. Yes, in her Loboutins.
There are TONS of Mistress Michelles in Hollyweird, it is the alternative to the classic Cali Beauty (aka Jen) but Sandra herself is quite interesting, being that she was raised in Europe by an Opera Singer Mother and a Musician/Composer Father. Her roles may indeed be silly but I suspect a very cultured spirit behind it..maybe this is what she needs to go that next step to the roles a la intelligensia.
Sigh..and I have to confess when I first heard she married the Vanilla G, I thought she was simply running contrary to type so as to assure a more “real” life, it’s a common Holly-type fantasy paradigm. Or maybe Vanilla G really just knows his way around the er..Vajayjay.
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I reckon the guy looks like a total nob.
comes across as one also.
given his history its no surprise – he was destined to get busted.feel soz for Sandra – I like her. she’s funny in a natural kinda way.
recently on Letterman she cracked me up over & over!!
THANKS for the post Mystic – was waiting for this one!!
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I like her too, but I haven’t liked her movies much, except for the one about the drug rehab, where Viggo played a sex addict.
I saw her interviewed on Parkinson yonks ago and she was very funny and charming, in a down to earth way.
Gawd, how’d she end up with him?
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VERY witty article HERE:
http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/people/you-dont-mess-with-sandy-20100321-qns2.html
“….As we all know, James is the recently inducted member of the “Caught With Your Pants Down Club”, joining president of the CWYPDC Tiger Woods, treasurer John Edwards and secretary Shane Warne.”
ROFL
xox
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There seems to be a lot of porn star mistresses coming to light in the media from Tiger Woods to Jesse James.
I wonder what the astro says about that? hmmm-
STT above was reply to both ye et Ubers!!
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I don’t Vanilla’s type hot; too much makeup, it’s like Kat von D lite. I guess Vanilla Gorilla likes his females to have makeup like RuPaul, but at least he applies his with finesse. Been watching RuPaul’s Drag Race, and my my, the top ladies, truly an art with their craft! And the majority are nice too, although predictably with the very bitchy ones featuring.
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‘find’, that word is missing – I don’t find dot dot dot. Damn lethargy…
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Yes, UPV she looks like she doesn’t do any kind of sun. To be honest, I think tatts are cool. But if I were to get them so profusely as she has, I would have to live permanently in some kind of stage where the lighting situation would be complimentary (soz the Venus in Leo demands it emphatically).
I couldn’t imagine myself being in broad daylight sans make up with all the tatts unless I was on some kind of skin firming regimen that kept them sharp and taut. That’s just me though… I only have one tatt and the sun don’t shine on it.
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I like tatts, too, FA! I’ve been collecting and canvassing faves of mine before committing. And it takes money, too. Not gonna ask where yours is…
Out of all the tatts, funny how KvD and mistress above haven’t thought of makeup tatts….hm….. Why that last step, left there? Seems incomplete, and incongruously so….
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I AM FREAKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought Sandra B was a TORO! How dare she be just another famous Leo. *decimated*
And why does the mistress look like SB, except that she can’t seem to decide if she’s a cougar or just a very bad elf extra?? People pay for these things??? As if I wasn’t world weary enuff …….
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ps. he should take out the Bad Santa Award
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actually she looks like a bleached Pandora extra
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It is so disgusting when someone cheats on you with a low rent ho who is totally the opposite type to you. But it is so very very common. I mean, really. Especially with men. They can have the most officially beautiful and celebrated woman adoring them and go off with some skank. Madonna Whore complex? Or is it like tops chefs eating MacDonalds?
He is disgusting. I love the idea of this just being a pluto clearing out to make room for her soulmate who will be someone like joaquin phoenix or someone.
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maybe they want to f*ck someone who looks like a porn star? maybe that is the fantasy for a lot of men? in some ways i can see the appeal there… but pretty nasty!
the betrayal is the worst part.
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me thinks he had to have the nice girl and the slut girl to keep him satisfied but could not find both in one. Funny that. I know it may be alot of warped guys fantasy. Wasn’t it jerry hall who quoted you gotta be a a whore in the bedroom, a maid in the kitchen and somethng else feminine everywhere else.
You can tell by the pic they are not connected – he is a con man. She prob had wild sex for a while but worked out pretty quick there is more to a real relationship than that. smart girl
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Do not want to sound like feminist wowser but in this scenario, the sitting in his lap scenario seems odd…
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looks weird. I agree. So staged.
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Agree – it looks uncomfortable and ‘wrong’ somehow. Maybe she is searching for some masculine strength or missing father stuff?
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What’s wrong with feminist wowserism?
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Punching above his weight…. Damn straight he was!
I read something a while ago where she was saying he was SUCH a gentleman!! He would open the car door for her etc & she could not believe how sweet he was to her….. He said she had better get use to it, as she deserved the best…
Well now she has got her chance to get the best….
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He does sound like a con-man overly “nice”.
I don’t know either one of them personally but going by the media this was an odd coupling fling that should have stayed a fling, maybe.
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am I the only one who doesn’t like Bullock? I refuse to see any movie with her in it because of my irrational dislike.
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Nup, I cannot warm to her either. Not sure why and it is an unfair assessment as I don’t know her at all as a person, or as an actress as I hardly watch any movies. But if she was in a movie, I would be less inclined to watch it. Irrational, I know. Sorry Sandra but you vibe something in-authentic, manipulative or untrustworthy to me. SO does that bloke – look at the guilty and fake look on his face.
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I gibbered with rage when she won the Oscar…
Don’t mind her – but if a Best Actress award is for a “body of work” then I am even more perplexed, cos her body of work is piss poor. Speed was good, but I just love Keanu…..
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never mind the tatts, check out the eyebrows
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Yes, real classy brows…. The kind of women who shave or wax off their brows then draw or tatt them on are generally harsh and cheap….Just like an ol bottle of booze…
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agreed.
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Must protest – Amanda Palmer draws her eyebrows & she is certified awesome.
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Oh….Well, never heard of Amanda Palmer but wondering how this chick got the crack of her ass tattooed…..ouch…
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oh please, tell me that she is wearing leopard print tights and not a tattoo
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I thought so too nat but someone pointed out that it’s all tatties…I know, yikes!!
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Those aren’t tights? I’d be kind of impressed if the subject weren’t so unpleasant.
Sweetpea, here’s a bit of Amanda Palmer info, in case you’re curious:
http://vimeo.com/7086751
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Hey, Sweetpea – I posted an Amanda Palmer link in case you were curious, but it seems to have disappeared. (Not sure if a glitch or if I’m not supposed to post links.) You can always google her if you want to see the inventively-drawn eyebrows of this Taurus extrovert.
Wow, those aren’t tights? Ouch. OUCH!
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I always liked Sandra….then heard from a friend of mine who lived in Austin for a long time that she is quite the beeeatch. She hit his car in a parking lot, gave him a dirty look, and then sped off. Guess she was known all over town for stuff like this.
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That’s a shame, to have so much money and not give a toss about depriving someone else by damaging their car’s value.
Have to say that when I read about the custody battle and looked at the ex of the Gorilla, I just felt like Sandra had taken a step down being with this guy and was getting tarred with that same weird dark energy brush he obviously invites into his world. But it turns out SHE is the Dark Sun Leo from the other post.-
Mr. Dude looks very nervous here now I look at him again. Those eyes look fearful.
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I’m going to look at her astro and/or read what Mystic wrote again(read it this morning before work) as Neptune usually has so much to do with disillusionment and she certainly must be feeling some disillusionment.
Barbara Walters interviewed her around Oscar time and she said on The View recently that she just feels so awful for Sandra because Sandra was genuinely happy and finally trusted her heart to someone.
“noone’s ever had my back before”…..
Yeah they have Sandra….And they been stickin’ knives in it!!
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look forward to your analysis of Neptune and illusions/disillusionment Sweetpea. I’m trying to understand Neptune things better myself. What would your Hi & Lo interps of Neptune Retro in 12th in Scorpio be… (and no, I’m not the person in question!).
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Well, the highs could be quite high and lows quite low..
Neptune is at home in the 12th so there would be alot of sensitivity intuitively, interest in spiritual things, the occult, mysteries, higher power, etc. The retro would heighten these characteristics I would think.
I was reading not too long ago that persons born with Neptune in Scorpio were born at a time when alot of psychics and sensitives were born so you can see that with it retro and in the 12th it’s all accentuated quite a bit.
The low would be escapism, alcoholism/drugs, obsessions, sex as degenerative (or transformational). Fears and boogies, sensitivity to the subconsious of self or others or the mass in general and not understanding what’s going on.
Also, one would want to take into consideration the aspects to Neptune.
Think if someone cultivated this placement in a high manner they could be quite gifted in a spiritual modality.
With the Scorpio influence, the real, real low side of this would be a sorcerrer or dark magician…Satanism…Criminal who gets locked up in an institution. Fun stuff like that…And self undoing (I’ve seen this with heavy 12th placements), hidden issues (or karma)to work out.
I have Neptune retro in Scorpio 5th, opp. Venus and conjunct Vertex. No walk in the park but was worth it in the big picture.
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Have only glanced at Sandra’s chart thus far but she has…..ta-da!!
Neptune in Scorpio in the 5th opp. Jupiter in Taurus.
Well, if feeling quite disillusioned right now, with Jupiter, it’s a doozie..
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And should add, speaking of disillusionment, after this and the terrible blow and subsequent pain and eventual eye opening, is the gift.
That’s the ultimate high/low of Neptune…
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Thank you so much for your thoughts on that Sweetpea. Very helpful.
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Interesting Ms. Pea!
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You’re welcome nat and yes, interesting Fire Trine.
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I remember some astro person saying when they got married that Sandra would find out what a sleazy a-hole JJ was and leave (not you mystic -can’t remember who now). I thought at the time they must be waaay off coz they were so happy and she was so gushing about him etc. And now this.
Poor luv. I think she’s a good actress and seems an intelligent and driven person. After all the nobs she’s had and bad luck it seemed about time she got a bloke she could trust. Hopefully it is the Pluto clearout but if she’s this decimated will she miss the soulmate dude coz she’s in a man hating stupour?
What hope is there for the rest of us if gorge, talented Sandy struggles with this? Or is there something in her chart that makes her more prone to being suckered?
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My Mom said she thought that two, too tattoed…lol…peeps writhing around in bed was probably gross.
Bikie’s face looks like behind his smile he’s mumbling “cripes, I’ve done it now!” Looks like he KNOWS he’s in deep doo and sinking fast….There’s hint of fear….no, hysterial panic in his eyes…lollllllll
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Which star sign is the most likely to cheat and have F*** Buddy’s?
Soz to all Aries but ex was one and found out he was having an affair.
After we split, found out he’d had others but was very good at covering up.Have friend with Leo sleeze husband who will get into any available or unavailable pants.
And then there was that Sag from long, long ago…
All fire signs I note. But this is only my experience. Maybe there are not any hot looking… or even half hot looking guys… who will stay loyal.
Am feeling jaded obviously with all the Sandra Bullock and Tiger Press. If the beautiful Sandra cannot find a Mr Loyal then….
Must try and remain positive and put out positive vibes … do not want to snare another cheater.
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Bikie been havin’ two different women hold ‘em a plate
Sandy sittin’ there cuz it comfy…. That why…
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(soz guys….trans. Merc now firmly on my Merc lol)
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Someone on here who had worked in sexual retail (not sure or assuming in what capacity btw) noted that the majority of clients seemed to be fire types, not Taureans etc. like I would have expected, so maybe you have something there.
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That’s a nice dress Sandra.
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