Saturn As My Life Coach

Robot Leggings by Dark Horse World

Saturn, my new life coach, has now seen to it that i have given up coffee – often intended and sort of tried but now essential as coffee apparently spazzes out Saturn Neck to a ludicrous degree.  So, no coffee. And no lurking around eating chips, drinking wine and discussing Jung either. Too many painkillers in system.

I am thinking that the point is to do the Saturn bit right (i should have had a proper chair for sitting at my desk typing but thought that a bit beneath me but now realize, thanks to the life coach, that it is GOOD to honour oneself and one’s work with a proper chair) and then you get to the cooler Uranus bit.

Yes, the Saturn-Uranus opposition is biting. It’s not exact until the end of April but I am calling it now.

The ideal: Uranian energy blasts away at frozen, Saturnine Status-Quo…Uranus vibes always come in sudden oh-my-godding moments of three…Saturnine energy creates a better base for the genius to thrive…Lots of change and endings all around – some exciting new beginnings too.

And THANK YOU For all the beautiful comments and posts re my Saturn Neck!  I hate whinging but it was such a help to read them all, truly…

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  1. FireTrine’s avatar

    Blessing on your neck Mystic, may it be fluid and feline and uprightly saturnine by the sensuous, psychic moon in Pisces *sprinkles fairy dust*.

    No doubt there are deep transformations coming your way and this is just the multiverse revealing it’s map in a wonderfully personal way for you. Enjoy the Voltarin and keep up the delicious summer fruits in the meantime! Xx.

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  2. scorpalicious robot’s avatar

    oh Mystic, you spoil us. You really do! Another weekend post… sheesh!

    Even when you’re whinging there are pearls of wisdom to be found in your words, because you manage to tie it all in with some astro transit. No need for you to apologise.

    Anyway, wishing you rest and recovery in your own good time. xx :)

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  3. Charles’s avatar

    Saturn/Uranus doesn’t scare me. But Pluto, as always, is my cruel teacher. The current Pluto square Venus is tragic, with its promise of conflicts and love destroyed. So of course, who do I run into tonight, but my bipolar girlfriend, the first time I’ve seen her since she disappeared three and a half months ago. And she’s still delusional and screaming at me that I ruined her life. Sorry dear, you did that all by yourself. But I am still heartbroken to see her still deep in the throes of mental illness. Oh well, the woman I loved has gone away and is lost, but maybe someday she will regain her wits and come back to me. You see, that’s Pluto for you, hoping against hope for a positive result, even when things are at their bleakest.
    Dammit, I was hoping I would see her on the 19th, when I have a Venus transit natal Venus, that would have been perfect.

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    1. FireTrine’s avatar

      Sorry Charles, that is heart-breaking.

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    2. Mystic Medusa’s avatar

      That is so sad and yet so brutally apt for Venus Square Pluto…even her rage…Hoping against hope sounds more like Neptune hun xx

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      1. Charles’s avatar

        Ah of course, the Neptune fantasy. I stand corrected. Well I’m still learning my astrology. And I have a Pluto-Neptune trine that blurs the differences for me.
        BTW, I did a computerized chart for my friend, I was horrified to see she has a really strong Grand Cross in fixed signs. It looks like her mind was set to break rather than bend. Poor girl.

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  4. nico’s avatar

    saturn is biting down hard; some tool in my apartment block deflated my bike tyres; the general mood in the air at the moment is enough to make one hide under their bedsheets and read lovely fairy stories.
    I know what I’ll be doing tonight; and it doesn’t involve drinking or dancing!

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    1. xox rockstar libran publicist xox’s avatar

      what idiot would deflate another’s bike tyres?
      pointless behaviour….. probly seemed like great idea in that drunken moment…. to what end I can’t fathom!

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  5. Savannah’s avatar

    Arh the Saturn thing life coach etc , recriminations from recent relationship & my role. Oh the honesty! painful, but I like it might come in handy for future relationships. Meant to be healthy isn’t it?

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  6. Stress Princess’s avatar

    Oh lovely Mystic,
    I have Saturn neck, Saturn back and now Saturn hayfever. Was meant to go to Saggo boyfriend’s opening night production tonight but honoured my health instead and sat in bathrobe on new-cushion-covered couch in front of TV with wine, nuts, copious amounts of 3-ply aloe vera tissues, my 2 wheatbags and my best friend (my cockatiel), flicking between chick flick doco and rom coms. Very educational as I’m writing such at the moment.

    And besides, I spent the day sorting/de-cluttering/ putting stuff out for kerbside collection this week. I believe that I honoured the dark moon and now deserve to honour, well, ME. (*Flicks washed, shiny locks* Because I”m worth it!)

    But oh, Saggo boyfriend stormed out in a huff because I couldn’t honour “his” night. I calmly replied “I didn’t deliberately get hayfever and a sore back just to mess up your plans, you know.” Sigh. And did HE do any helping today? Nup. Oddly, I feel no resentment, just good for me albeit sniffly.

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  7. Odette-in-Libra’s avatar

    Belated blessings for neck healing, Mystic.
    Has anyone recommended arnica cream yet for it? And the herb boswellia reduces inflamation (w/o being hard on your stomach, like common pain-killers). I’ve been using regularly it since Saturn got my butt off the chair & out exercising! (Ouch, but feels good, too.)
    I also gave up coffee recently & am currently transitioning from black to green tea. And ice cream is now an occasional treat (rather than a major food group). Veggies & whole grains & early bedtimes – thank you, Saturn! :)
    Love the leggings (except that funny phallic shape hanging off the belt – what’s that about?)

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  8. treacle’s avatar

    Life coaches – hmmmm. Isn’t that just the emperor’s new clothes. Had one myself once. Great waste of time and money really. Told me exactly how to live my life!!!! I’ll put you in the healing book for the neck – see if a bit of absent healing will help.

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  9. xox rockstar libran publicist xox’s avatar

    Mystic – cos you are the queen of cool – get this chair
    http://www.hermanmiller.com/Products/Aeron-Chairs

    for years had bung neck shoulder thingo – c/ cradling phone to shoulder, working whilst typing. retified with hands free phone setup & applied good desk posture. cheaper than ongoing chiro / acupuncture bills!! xox

    PS Living Edge Alexandira / Surry Hills sell it.

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    1. postmodscorp’s avatar

      Rockstar, this chair is the ultimate!

      Mystic I have this chair at work – it is the ultimate in comfort, everything is adjustable, the seat depth, the small of the back tensions, the height, arms, the lot.

      As work equipment is is tax deductable no?

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  10. Mystic Medusa’s avatar

    Love the chair Rockstar, how many trillion $???

    Yes, my Saturnine lesson of sitting properly when typing the thousands of words i do actually pour forth a week is a strong one. And when i told osteo i had been doing x hours of work on this little chinese stool thing, he was SO horrified…Thought I had psych problems. So Saturn can be nice. Saturn does not want us to suffer. I don’t think. And it’s SO Saturn-Uranus as i can’t do the brilliant things i plan for this site if i’m crouched over on antique chinese shit stool thing that looks like i don’t give a shit about a health.

    And two things one is meant to do anyway – no coffee, sleeping one one’s back i am now HAVING to do.

    Coffee – they say – rearranges the molecular structure of your joints. Well my osteo says.

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    1. xox rockstar libran publicist xox’s avatar

      it’s about a $1000.
      it is best – quality / ergonomincally & designwise!!

      either high back or medium back. I prefer latter.
      & no arms = no hitting the table / ease in out chair. is personal prefernence tho.
      should have choice of silver bits or black bits for adjustable parts.

      yes 100% tax deductable.
      yes beats chiro / osteo / acupucture bills.
      desk comfort is paramout!!

      call LIVING EDGE for pricing, very close to you. just passed round about end of King st / in Euston road. or LE Studio (more residential) opp Longgrain Commonwealth st Surry hills. Hyde Park end of Oxford st xox

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    1. Über Virgo’s avatar

      There was a funnier one, but it wouldn’t let me post. Google-Images-’office ergonomics’.

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    2. nat’s avatar

      :lol: Is it called the Zzzzzz chair. Great for giving the impression that you’re working real hard when actually dozing!

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  11. Aquarpio’s avatar

    I gave up coffee/caffeine a year ago and was amazed at the changes it manifested. I feel one thousand times better than I used to and am now on eof those annoying freaks who get’s all suspicious about their decaf espresso because caffeine now completely whigs me out. Good work Mystic! Feel better soon!

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    1. Mystic Medusa’s avatar

      Oh wow please list the changes that amazed you! Give my Virgo mars a thrill…Nicholas Perricone – the society dermo skincare guru is insanely anti-coffee, says it dehydrates you and makes you fat due to cortisol, acids etc…

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  12. Mystic Medusa’s avatar

    Thanks guys and if you are in sydney i just got made to feel a million times better in ONE session from genius Aries remedial and myofascial massage guy – David Wall 9034 0555

    Does brilliant fixing of probs but also that sort of bodywork whereby emotions are stuck on the body…brilliant, brilliant guy & v.Ariean as in super positive and nothing daunts him.

    Truly, i feel like myself again now whereas yesterday i was deranged

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    1. xox rockstar libran publicist xox’s avatar

      YAY re coming back to health!!
      good luck re coffee xox

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