This is more or less what my bum is going to look like when my interminable Saturn transit is finally done with in a few months. It feels like it has been going on forever but is actually only a few months. Saturn transits feel all-work and no-play (because they ARE, lol) but Holy Aphrodite, they get results.
There is NO other transit that makes you crave rocket, exercise and the measuring of everything from waist dimensions to unnecessary bank fees. Imagine if we could put Saturn in a bottle. Who wants to design the label?
It has to have the benefits: “Perform squats and lunges with relish, love your greens, loathe crisps, look forward to budgeting” as well as the Saturn side-effects: “irritability, some loss of sense of humour, over-consciousness of time.”
Who else is Saturn transitting? Enough peeps to create a secret password-only section where we can gleefully crap on about our sexy spreadsheeting skills and how much sexier rocket is without any ghastly “gourmet” additives that only cost $ and precious kilojoules? Bona-fide Capricorns get a lifelong membership. Because they’re ALWAYS under the rays of Saturn.
Saturn is also – I think – why so many Capricorns are horny non-stop. It’s because sex is (often) free. And it burns kilojoules.
Tags: Aphrodite, astrology dieting, astrology diets, astrology fitness, Capricorns, rocket astrology, Saturn, Saturn in a bottle, Saturn transits, secret Saturn club
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Buns of steel coming your way Myst.
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Mystic!! I love that you have psychic pic aimed arse target.
Got a few meh neptune squares of late (loving the sex dream weirding eros style MEOW) but I am FEELING this saturn thing hard (after finally getting it out of virgo I thought there would be some rest)
health health health
This should be a 4th house transit but the healing is tres mind/body purity virgoness, I can see it now as its all nutrition/whoremoan related deficiencies and real wacky aqua style messages for it
e.g this amazing iridologist I found from leo ex doco saying how she sorted her hormones out and house interview with ex pro waiter who knew more about nutrition immunology than anyone I ever met
its like the alice in wonderland way to find your health professionalsforcibly straight edge now my attention is completely channelled into my love for organic rocket, anything I eat is scrutinized over and over for any traces of gluten, sugar, additives, evil. Lots of home cooking and nurturing body care.
new crush is cancerian.
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Pegs you beat me to it. Buns of steel rock – MM go get em Sweet Cheeks. that pic’s H.O.T as…..
Praps my dreams per La Luna post vibing Saturn?
Will apply Saturn angle & rethink…..Saturn transit NOT currently translating into exercise here – wish it would.tho brisk walk yesterday sparked an exercise Mojo awakening. inherent desire to curb Le Booze also kicked in.
questioning phone charges etc etcYes Yes to password Saturn zone – anything to get that sucker off MY arse!!
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Yes yes password only section…. no one else would understand this type of behaviour! People call us FREAKS
Saturn side effects…. is that why I haven’t felt like my gemini sense of humour self much? oh thank god it is only a side effect!!
Cause I don’t drink anymore, don’t eat junk food, don’t engage in unhealthy behaviours & I have ditched all my friends as I don’t have anything in common with them now. See I am a freak….. BUT I love you get this hot arse for all the hard work!! I am kind of obsessed with my guns too…. Saturn Virgo transit = Shredded!!
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Bgem I totally understand….its one of the reasons I no longer had much in common with the ex Toro…we bonded over booze and sloth (well i spose sex doesnt count as sloth) …where by nature i rarely drink a lot, crave crunchy fresh things and steamed stuff drizzled with sea salt and olive oil…don’t smoke… but YES re the hot arse (paris is sort of undoing that but i am trying to maintain equilibrium by walking everyhwere if it’s not too cold!!) – i just want to go Rocky Balboa when i get back and train like a demon. ahhhhh shredded
plus i want an arse that stops traffic..for all the right reasons *croissants at 10 paces*
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weird I almost bought half a kilo of organic rocket yesterday but unclicked when I realised there was a cache of radicchio in the fridge already. Saturn is responsible? Saturn IS responsible…
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I constanly dbl up on it also – Rocket rocks!!
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Yessiree RLP – bitter greens stimulate bile enabling more efficient digestion – awesome for constipation. I love radicchio too and endive mmmmm.
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If only my butt would lose their stretchmarks post-Saturn…………. I know it’s menial, it’s not like I have a terminal disease, but I’d still like the reward for having done the Saturn transits to be I wake up one morning, et voila, the stretchmarks gone. Sigh… I’ve been doing the squats, butt lifts, being walked by the dogs, on my feet pretty much all day at work, etc, so at least the shape is ok, hehehe…
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i know what you mean UPV – but unless one has remained v slim one;s whole life …i wouldnt worryt too much – i have noticed that a lot of men have stretch marks on their backside too – even the ones with the sexiest, most ‘grabbable’ butts….
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Hehehe, thanks UP!
I’m what others call slim, and it’s not that I’ve lost a dramatic amount of weight at one point either, they just appeared once I was in my teen years. Bizarre.
And thanks for telling me about the men! I’m yet to notice that. An ex called mine ‘tiger stripes’, and he meant it nicely, so I think of that sometimes.
Now off to prowl for some grabbable bottoms……..-
why don’t you try some of those oils for scars and stretch marks, like Bio-oil? Can’t hurt and you get to appreciate all your hard work by rubbing it in.
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Rocket always rocks, saturn or no – that’s why def leopard wrote a song about it. I’d have thought perhaps spinach was more saturn, better for you, not as tasty, and you’ve always got to wash it really well.
I eat a lot of spinach.
Another important saturn side effect that would need to be noted, has limiting effects on your alcohol consumption, hangovers get in the way of productivity.-
yes they do but after all that saturn-ing you need to let looooooose and have a well deserved hangover lounging by the pool (in the shade of course) post-puking-your-guts-up with a cocktail and assorted nibblies.
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ahahahahah def leppard….Rocket….lolol my favourite driving album = Hysteria…makes me want to wear Wayfarers and a hot pink vinyl bikini and parade around shiny cars
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funny, am researching collard green recipes right this moment and I’ve got a saturn square pluto transit going on.
Quick question, about the aspect charts on astrodienst – do the degrees next to the indicate how exact the aspect is and hence how strong? EG, a trine with 6 09a isn’t very exact but a square with -0 52a is very exact and therefore more strongly felt?
And what do the a and s mean?
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“a” stands for applying “s” stands for separating. Applying stronger than separating. That’s all i know.
This link kindly sent by the lovely Sweetpea might also help.
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OMG, this is the web site I’ve been searching for all my life. THANK YOU!
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got a package deal on personal training sessions and weirdly enough last night thought ……..really need to put more focus on the butt exercises…hmmmm
and yes and yes to healthy eating and budget consciousness…i think this is the most responsible i’ve felt in years…
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Saturn transit. That explains it. No booze, gluten or inanity. Have started two new hobbies and signed up to read to children in foster care. Went to officeworks and enjoyed it way too much. Cooking silverbeet right now. I think I need the password.
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Ok, that explained a LOT. Except the fact that while I´ve been guilting myself to get some exercise, I still haven´t got enough motivation to do any unless there is someone standing over me and cracking a (metaphorical) whip. Which I love (having a fitness slave driver, I mean)
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who gave her the atomic wedgie ? nice bum.
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David, sorry to read about your friend on an older post. Hope it’s as well (yes wrong word) as it can be.
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Had saturn in my 6th house for the last 2 years and its about to retro back in there. Turned raw vegan. Don’t drink or smoke.
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Saturn’s in my 11th house atm. Friendships that were near and dear to me have evaporated – due to lifestyle changes and 4th house stuff. It does feel hard but also necessary. I guess that’s the point of Saturn.
BTW – what’s with the single quote mark looking thing when looking at astrodienst tables? Can’t think how else to describe them. lol A few of my natal planets that are being transited by Sat have them. I don’t think I’ve noticed them before. And do any of you use the semisquares, quincunxes etc.???
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Empress, it’s astrodienst telling you that the orb is probably too large to worry about (yet). I only just noticed them the other day too. maybe they’re new…?
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So just as Kataka women are amply blessed in the chest, would in then be fair to say Cap’s have the finest booties???
I’m a Cap, and I LOVE my ass. Piscean girl-mate loves it too. Can’t keeps her hands off it! In her own words, “Wants to cook a steak on it and cover it in rib sauce”
Thoughts?? Caps have the hottest, taught-est bums???
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Yes
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Hmmm….maybe I am in a fog, or just lacking the talents, but I am having trouble finding a chart ( at least one that I can make heads or tails of on astrdients), any tips much appreciated. Whilst I was having a poke around I in-puted my details into the option where they print out a mini- interpretation of the current an up-coming transits to expect. No fun. Oh no. None at all. Just the big scary ones. So hoping I can find something a bit more hopeful. Oh well, maybe I can look forward to the tight butt if nothing else xx
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saturn in 5th, feel like a bit of a grumpy buns, taking everything a bit too seriously and munchkins are seriously intense right now..soon to move into 6th…phew??
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Buns of steel? The pic looks like “negative” buns to me or man buns minus the hair.
But yeah i feel it. I’m going to be in the best shape of my life.
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by weird coincidence, I just ordered my Organic Arugula ( rocket) seeds yesterday……Will they really give you an arse that looks this fabu ?
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ah if only it took a few mouthfuls of rocket to create a great butt……
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Just as well I don’t like rocket! I prefer most other greens. Though if it *would* come good with creating a great bootilicious, I might eat my rocket by the bucket….
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Saturn retro-ing back to Natal Saturn, at which point it goes direct and transits my natal Pluto. I don’t mind the Saturn in the 6th – it has forced me to sort out my health, mental, and physical. I do exercise more (but not to B-Gem standards – you awe me girl!), but primarily I had to get my allergies undercontrol, work out the alcohol thing, and return my digestive system to its pre food poison state. All done! Now I am looking at my work stuff, and my routines….. can see them all being shaken, rattled and rolled in the next few weeks/months. Then later this year its the Saturn Pluto stuff for me, in the 7th….. Oh, man, bring it on! I am so READY to be in a partnership! No doubt all will be bloody tough – but Saturn in Virgo were full on, so I can take it…. I think!
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me me me. my backside is starting to look like that too. Saturn-Venus.
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and Saturn-Uranus, and Saturn-South Node, Saturn-Mercury & Saturn-Chiron.
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wow TA! and hi! you have disppared a bit ltely? can we put that sown to saturn working Her magic on you
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