Eyewear For Leos Until Mars Is Direct

These are So mega-Leo.

It’s not just that  these Karen Walker sunnies are called Sun God Eyewear, though that helps.

It’s the idea of a Leo waiting out the Mars Retrograde in a gold-lame veil with sun-ray detailing and could it be that these Sun God glasses helpfully render ex-lovers invisible? Yes! And you can’t even see their texts nor remember their contact details.  That’s why the Leo is smiling in the 2nd pic. She’s realized that the Sun God Eyewear amnesiac effect has kicked in.

WHO?

See Also: Astro-Beauty: Sunnies

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And on a completely different Mars Retrograde note, i really wish people wanting to launch major battles with much at stake would do the basic astro. No! Not during Retr0-Mars…

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  1. gildedcage’s avatar

    But, but, but…where are the diamontes? :(

    I do like their special powers though!

    And, I don’t know about anyone else, but for me, this mars retro thingamy is making me wanna launch into some spectacular battles, complete with leo-tantrum and all. Mars is almost smack bang on my natal mars though, that might have something to do with it…Resisting the urge!

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  2. FireTrine’s avatar

    These chicks look like the glasses have deleted their memory cards and lobotomised them in the same go.

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      1. Sweetpea’s avatar

        Must get 73 yr old double Leo Mom the quasi Statue of Liberty veil and the sunnies to watch her tele….She’ll be thrilled…

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        1. FireTrine’s avatar

          She sounds like cracking good fun sweetpea. Yeah!

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          1. Sweetpea’s avatar

            hahahhha….I was being sarcastic….she’d be like, wtf? Or more appropriate for her “I think not”….

          2. FireTrine’s avatar

            Oh well, there is something very matronly about the Statue of Liberty, I like the idea anyway.

          3. Sweetpea’s avatar

            Yes, you’re right and can see my Mom as the Statue of Liberty actually….But then maybe she’d rather go with the more Egyptian look…..Hmmmm…What to do… :)

  3. Lauren Riots’s avatar

    wha!! my sunnies broke, I want these. I . Need . New . Sunnies.

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  4. Über Virgo’s avatar

    OMG, I almost didn’t recognize her, but that’s Delia Antwerp Aaars. She paid a fortune for those glasses and Leo-nifying head dress, but it was worth every cent into the red of her maxed out Amex card, because every man she sees now looks exactly like her dream lover, the elusive Aries Count, who has a thing for blonde Leos (and currently has a restraining order out on her).

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    1. Sweetpea’s avatar

      Yes, our beloved Delia Uber! Incognito no less! lol

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    2. unpredictable pisces’s avatar

      goddammit Uber. You should be the (ahem) shadow writer for Delia’s biography (Title: pending) . oh god that would be awesome. just make up an entire life and have it published. You could make her the driving force / inspiration behind all sorts of things: the famous eames chair, Lady Gaga (e.g. that was delia’s nickname and the now Lagy G stole it / wanted to use it as Delia is her beloved godmother), Delia : the real woman behind the downfall of Brangelina…the world is your oyster…

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      1. unpredictable pisces’s avatar

        DELIA
        A Life In Pictures

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      2. Über Virgo’s avatar

        Yes, Delia is far too busy (and sozzled on various substances and imported beverages) to write her own. Trouble is, I can’t keep up with her and it would extend to many volumes of outlandish exploits. Vol. 2. Carry On With Delia. Vol. 3. D.A.A. — Delia At it Again, etc.

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  5. BlackStarAries’s avatar

    Funniest ever!!!

    Why won’t they check the basic astro?
    When we realize that war and common sense are polar opposites. You cannot use war to make peace. It don’t work. It aint possible. War beget war. War aint a tool to be used for peacekeeping. It is war, it is a tool for war.
    Something that works, that can makes sense- like astro and something that is against sense likeviolent action- by the laws of nature- have to stand at the opposite ends of the room. There is never a time when violence is the answer- not the answer that actually brings an actual solution. Just more of the same problems, in the same old way.

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  6. Spirit’s avatar

    Love huge sunglasses…creates a cozy buffer-zone.

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  7. BlackStarAries’s avatar

    La la la…..

    I’m not a big sunglass person- tho I love tortiseshell… I would totally see myself wearing those head bobbies, while alone in my room of course…..till my Mars comes back….

    *tiny secret smile of glee*

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  8. Pegasus’s avatar

    Very fond of Karen Walker’s designs & those are beautiful shades.
    At last proper tortoishell or as close to real as you can get.
    Love them.

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  9. william’s avatar

    wait for mars retro?

    omgawd ! twitch, twitch,

    I can do this..

    I’m fine…

    twitch

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  10. BlackStarAries’s avatar

    LOLOL
    as she listens to gimme shelter…..

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    1. Über Virgo’s avatar

      That song was on ‘Big Love’ last night. I can’t help but shriek like a banshee all the way through episodes of that show. Who would have thought a Mormon Polygamist potboiler could be so good.

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      1. Baristagem’s avatar

        I LOVE that show!! It is brilliant & I love Chole Sevigny, well I love all them actually… :D

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  11. upbeat scorp’s avatar

    Love the sunnies, and the styling! Leo moon.

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