Astro-Cliche or not, Crab-Peeps are the WORST clutterers and hoarders. They cling tenaciously to even the most naff bit of memorabilia, clearly inappropriate clothing from centuries ago and non-needed administrivia. And I ADORE Cancerians but this trait irks my Mars in Virgo. So now it seems that Lindsay Lohan is to get her apparently hideously cluttered home uncluttered on American television.
Despite all the allegations, craziness, non-knickers-wearing, dionysian revels, flake stuff, I still love LL. Okay, mostly because of Mean Girls, which was a long time ago. But wouldn’t it be unreal if the big clean-out helped to fix her life up? That image above, btw, is of her bedroom. Lindsay has a hardcore Mars in Capricorn with Pluto gliding up to conjoin it in a few years time. There ain’t nothing like a Pluto-Mars transit for streamlining your life and getting thy merde together.
See Also: Sacred Uncluttering
Tags: 2010 astrology, astrology feng shui, Cancer astrology, Cancerian Women, Cancerians, celebrity astrology, clutter astrology, Lindsay Lohan astrology, Lindsay Lohan Cancerian, Mars astrology, Mars in Virgo, Mars-in-Capricorn, Mean Girls, Pluto In Capricorn, Pluto Mars transit
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She sleeps in there? Fark – no wonder she’s mental
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tic!!
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Does that say ‘HO’ under the program caption?
..oh no, it’s HD, never mind.
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Your home is a reflection of you – say no more
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THAT is a bedroom????? Eeeep! Can’t see any “Cancerian” nurturing or home-making in that lot!
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eeew plastic fumes! and wtf happened to walk in wardrobes, even if they ave to be the size of a living room
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How to spot a horder/cancerian if you haven’t been to their house……
Mars in Virgo: ‘oh that is a nice pair of shoes you’re wearing, where did you get from?’
Hoarder/Cancerian: ‘oh these i bought from a shoe maker in the city, but they closed down oooo bout 150 years ago’
Mars in Virgo *Runs Away*………..*hides*Mars, Saturn & Jupiter in Virgo & was ‘once’ in relationship with a cancerian/hoarder…..
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Lol
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Ha. Aha ha ha. BG I’m Mars, Saturn & Jupiter in Virgo too. There are some shoes hoarded under my bed but I guarantee you if someone comes along who covets them I’ll give them away instantly. I love getting rid of stuff. Though I do love my Kataka stepmother’s hoard – I’ve scored the BEST vintage out of her closet. Originals she has kept for seven million years that are super styley. Noice.
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my grandmother used to hoard tinned food, toilet paper and detergents…from decades before…i always put it down to surviving the war….now i’m thinking the cancer sun helped her along. bless her…still has 30 kilos of fabric scraps she refuses to throw away…
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I think her inability to de-clutter is the least of her problems. Buy that girl some acting lessons!
Sorry for being so bitchy peeps- the moon in Scorpio made me do it!
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Her father is in jail frequently as well…can`t be an easy thing to cope with.
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Interesting how the different signs deal with their emotional stuff…Hoarding or OCDing to death.
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I was all set to disagree with you til I read the Mars in Virgo part. I am Cancerian with Mars in Virgo. Complete contradiction? Either way I’d likely suffocate in a space like that.
My parents however are the biggest hoarders I’ve ever met (Taurus mum, Gemini Dad). I recall weekends spent visiting garage sales and trips to the dump to rifle through other people’s rubbish. I also had my first job at an auction house (I used to run the paperwork between the auctioneer and the office for $2 a day) to keep me busy while we spent hours waiting for the ‘treasures’ to come around. Currently my dad has his dream job – he collects skip bins.
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Neesy Nash (show host) is a hoot. Used to watch “Clean Sweep”.
Ex Cancer didn’t hold on to anything. Virgo Moon threw everything out!
Good thing I never wanted any more kids. My pregnant stomach would have been naked.
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Hey you funny Jem Gem you….
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It frazzles my Virgoan Mars!
Tragic that she’s had her top lip fluffed way out
as Nicole kidman did. They were just fine before
the blow-out job.
Most of the time she’s in a uniform of leggings & baggy tops
or pussy pelmet shorts/dresses.
Never quite looks ‘clean’ now i know why!-
Mercy, YES about the fluffed upper lip, wot is that about? Is like each endured an upper cut on quite a consistent basis. And I’m sorry, I love Nicole but is it just me but is she looking more “My Favorite Machine” lately with the winged out eyebrows, the prominent expanse of forehead and the over ripened lips.
Personally, I have Mars in Cancer but with Virgo Rising, if I do have clutter, it is kept in military order. My I suspect an Aqua Landlord delights in opening my closet musing, “so many shoes, so organized”…
My decorating rule: How easy is the damn thing to keep clean?
And there is nothing more so gratifying than having the house sparkling and fragrant and me luxuriating in it, luminously.
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You’re always luminous Fallen and loved your well loved pages x
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Oh Fanks, Sweetpea… you’re so lovely. Btw, I just noticed I wrote “My Favorite Machine”, I meant “My Favorite Martian”.. oh how Freudian is that??
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Neesy Nash talkin’ to LL..
Bitch, you gotta lot of crap on up in here…
LL lookin’ around….”Fuqqin’ A….Too bad when my house got burglerized they didn’t take more”
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Several of my Cancerian fiends are madd “collectors”…..I would call it hoarding, but they say its merely a hobby…..looks a right frightful mess to me.
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oopps…meant friends ( not fiends !)
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Ha. Snort. Fiends.
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I have Virgo rising and cancer moon. I hoard but I am very neat about my hoarding. If I find that something I am amassing starts slipping into hoarding territory I will organize it.
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Nicole K does look more and more like a fembot.
I am a terrible hoarder with my sooky Cancer rising, and Mars in Libra helps not a jot. sigh.
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So right about our Nic TLC. Could not stand the way she kept pristine clean the whole frickn movie in Australia in the outback yeah right. love all her other movies except this one.
BF/Lusty is doing the sooky cancer rising as we speak. he admits its not one of his strong points but jsut ahve to ride with it. and hoards faaark mate. He is getting betta as I drop (not so subtle Leo type) hints but I think i pissed him right off last night by trying to betta his life. Had to give him some extra lovin after a few big clunkers.
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