Right. At first I thought, this being a luxe bag-ad, that they were both gazing at the bag. Then I thought that maybe they’d just had a massive rowl and it had to do with something IN the bag. She looks like she’d maybe be fine if he took off but heaven-help anyone who gets between her and that bag. This fits because the bag is supposed to be madly desirable object of extreme must-havery nympho accessory lust. I get that.
But then i realised that obviously SHE IS A VIRGO. And they are on holidays. She is a Virgo who is totally freaking out. WHAT is she staring at? A crack on a tile? A crumb on the bed? A picture that has been hung so that it tilts a millimetre to the left? The mole on the chin of the person who showed them into their room? His tawdry luggage? The synthetic quilt that she has just flung off the bed in disgust? It could be anything.
And what sign is HE? Her lusty Gemini gardener? Spunky Sagg about to make an athletic exit through that window? Or is he ANOTHER Virgo? So they are Virgoans holidaying together in Tuscany and he’s only just told her that his biro leaked all over the lining of that bag. She’s totally sulking and he seems to be thinking, although it’s hard to tell with models.
Image: Bottega Veneta