Psychic Gemini Hairdresser: Is it a Full Moon again? It feels like we just had one.
Me: No, it’s the Dark Moon so you can feel a bit low…You need to…
Psychic Gemini Hairdresser: I know. Declutter. And you need to stop putting that hippy oil in your hair. It’s too fine.
Me: Why do you think it feels like a Full Moon?
Psychic Gemini Hairdresser: People keep coming and wanting weird shit done to their hair. Even the beige ones.
Me: Like what?
Psychic Gemini Hairdresser: Extensions, dyed purple, shaved all off, black to platinum blonde in half an hour, you name it…
Me: Well Mars is about to go retrograde in Leo, it’s stationing retrograde right now so I reckon that’s it.
Psychic Gemini Hairdresser: That or they’re all on drugs.
Hair Bats Alert: Before you indulge your rad hair urge – sleep on it. And/or sober up. At any rate, image decisions made on the very day of the Dark-Darkest Moon are usually regretted by the New Moon.