Virgo and Capricorn Up A Tree. Seriously, is this the most compatible pairing or WHAT? Yes, there is Virgo & Taurus & that always works, especially horizontally. But Taureans, as we know, can get a little turgid, a tad stuck. And our Virgo is a mutable sign. So even if the hotness in bed means Virgo does not flip out (too much) at Taurean breadcrumbs on the 10,000 thread count Virgo sheets, Virgo is fluid and ever mutating – Virgo will get the shits at a Fixed Sign who will not budge.
Virgoans like to constantly edit and improve their lives. It’s how they actually relax. And Capricorn work ethic and morals are, of course, legendary. Now a Capricorn with Pluto in his/her sign is doing non-stop evolution. What better lover than a Virgo? Together, they can keep tab of kilojoules & expenses + be one another’s personal Extreme-Superior-Life-Coach.
The Capricorn will be as libidinal as Virgo could hope for but there will NOT be crumbs in the bed and I am positive they would agree on hospital corners, the unsuitability of fitted sheets and why who you invite to a party actually has fuq all to do with whom you actually LIKE and everything to do with how one is trying to constellate one’s life.