The Hood Thong is apparently “temperature controlled” – I am not sure how – maybe as it only covers your crotch and your head? I am thinking that it is the ideal Saggo-Wear…Yes?
Cancerians do love to keep their ears warm and the security of a hoodie, they truly do + it feels reassuringly sort of possibly medieval, which they love but I am thinking that the rest of the Hood-Thong would give the Cancerian the deep merdes.
Sorry, but it just screams Sagg…
Tags: astrology fashion, Hood Thong, Sagittarius, Sagittarius fashion
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those nipple warmers are a festive touch
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Seriously… I have no idea who would wear this, but wtf is on her nipples?! I am not ok with this.
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only to be outshone by the hysterical styrofoam shell and feature rock with plant matter…
Shape wise it reminds me of fantasy elvin gamer slave wear.
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They’re not a shell and rock, but matching luggage. I take back everything I said about Marc Jacobs.
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OMG you are so right, duffle bag and backpack
New styrofoam viscose blend
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Is it for treating a yeast/fungal infection that won’t budge?
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A Saggo would just go nude.
No star sign in their right mind would wear this polyviscose abomination. (Except Sasha Baron Cohen — for a bet) Not from this galaxy at least, which makes me suspect the Hardon Collider is responsible again. Somehow this fragment of an intergalactic phishing scam has found its way here from a parallel universe. It’s definitely a scam because their order form asks for your name, email address and the answer to 2 + 2.
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uber- yes. i hate gstrings full stop, but the idea of wearing one attached to my head? all to convoluted.
and her outfit, despite the shoes, looks SOO impractical!
sorry myst, have to disagree on this one.
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yes as a girl with a long torso I am weary of all in ones for reasons of camel toe
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Or it’s the ‘find my goddess’ dude’s design for a goddess outfit. The hood doubles as a gag and has a special receptacle for chloroform.
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‘No star sign in their right mind would wear this polyviscose abomination. (Except Sasha Baron Cohen — for a bet)’
Yes yes Bruno and Borat would wear it!!Hilarious…..and I have no words for that picture…hahahahahha
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This just screams “moron”.
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Jabba the Hut would so be into this…
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Lol, YES! He made Princess Leia wear it. lollollollollol…aaagh!
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wait, with her princess aerobic comp shoes she’d be a perfect match for that weird yoga instructor with headband (previous post)
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That is the most revolting thing I have ever seen…’the epitome of vulgarity’, as my Dad would eloquently say.
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is that like a seat belt buckle, right THERE??
Deep merdes doesn’t even start to describe my feelings about this “Han & Brikauski” abomination (good word Uber, thanks). Even their name shits me. But then so does everything today. Anyone else feeling Dark Moonie Most Foul? I’m so over it. And I don’t even know what it is. Cleaning & chucking stuff out usually works but I couldn’t be assed. Bah.
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I know … I can’t even think of something funny to say. Actually I can’t think period. Doona day!!! Pity it’s about 40 degrees. Beer day!! Plus I have season 2 of prison break which is excellent as far as mindless rubbish goes.
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GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, um yes feeling just a tad dark moonie. Compound this with having both children over 21 now…at only 44 and I’m feeling old, old and haggard…I know logically that 44 is not old…I’m not haggard…a bit better cushioned than I’d prefer(but working on it)…I do feel almost zapped of mojo.
I was driving back along the highway and almost shaking with rage, and hurt and lonely aching hideous feelings of mojo-less saturday night. There is only so much Mr Sheen should be expected to accomplish.
I was just looking at this pic and thinking who thinks of this shit? And I remembered the libran guy I was going out with eons ago. He once designed ‘costumes’ for strippers. BTW I’m sick of working on myself…I figure someone can just put the fuq up with me at this present point of evolution…bugger it.
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poor LL! Hang in there, i am sure that you will have many other Saturday nights not based on activities involving Mr Sheen. And 44 is NOT old, cripes its just getting good – ie. you have both your body & mind in good places.
Interesting your comment about feeling tired of working on yourself. I feel like that today – totally zapped of optimism and very “why do I fuqin’ bother”. My usually fired up energy has deserted me (well my Moon in Aries has gone dark, duh, why didn’t that dawn on me earlier…). I made myself do some small cleaning tasks this afternoon and it did help. Just slowly went about cleaning a couple of windows, folded washing, banged some nails in on the deck, took rubbish out, picked some flowers for inside the house and made some simple sushi for dinner (so as to not eat junk). It sounds like a reasonable list but I didn’t rush – just put one foot in front of the other and I do feel better for it now.
You do that work on yourself FOR YOURSELF LL, and you have been doing great with the personal trainer etc. Its OK to take a little rest occasionally too. Tomorrow is a fresh day x
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LL, i felt exactly the same a few weeks ago – “sick of working on myself”. “why isn’t my Pluto man here yet?… where is he?… why do i have to wait sooooo long… what’s the point?… why can’t i work on myself with someone else in the picture? it’s not fair! ….yada yada yada. Then i heard the Low Libran bitch from Hell will not be coming into the office anymore and suddenly i was over the moon with joy.
I’m actually feeling pretty perky for a dark moon. I got my home Feng Shui ‘ed and have been busy shopping for items recommended etc. So it’s nice to focus on something other than my navel for.
One can only do so much. Take the time to pat yourself on the back – you have two lovely and well adjusted children. That’s no mean feat you know! Take it easy LL.
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oops “other than my navel for a change”
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For chrissakes LL, get a grip! I’m only two years younger than you. There’s only one thing worse than feeling your age and that’s looking it. As Mystic once recommended during moon in Leo, ‘foof up your hair’ or something.
And of course you can take time off from working on yourself. Personally I take evenings, weekdays and weekends off. It’s much more relaxing.
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All good advice…rational and dark moon don’t always match up precisely.
I’m actually fairly unwrinkly.lol….and supremely arrogant about my hair, half the time all I do is run a comb through it and expect it to perform well… I’m just moody as all heck.tonight. So yeah tonight I’m taking a break from trying to be upbeat….sometimes it is easier to just go with it…tonight in my moodyshite mood it’s like I’ve been unconsiously wielding a sharp stick and poking at myself like an overstuffed pinata…just waiting to see what falls out.
Also thanks SR…they are pretty well adjusted…they have their quirks, and odd hiccups of confidence, but yeah for the most part doing good.
Just tonight I kept wondering if in my time spent working on myself, I’ve somehow lost the ability to pull a worthwhile (still working on it himself) type of bloke? Did my head in for a bit.
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Ohmigod I soooo get where your are at LL.
I. Get. It. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m like who gives a fuq if I’m a size 14. Why must I constantly harrass myself to be size 12. Maybe I’ll just bloody well be a volumptous and happy size 16 and happily scarf donuts and beer and make Homer noises and stick all this bollocky weight obsession. My days of skinny jeans are over anyway. They never even suited me. With my boobs I just looked like an inverted triangle.
And as for men … well FUQ THEM. I had the “big convo” with the Virgo which went along the lines of “alright buddy you’ve been orbiting about for 6 months now, what’s yer gig”. To which he spun a whole pile of crap about how fabulous and wonderful I am but would be too scared of a relationship with me because it might wreck our “amaaaaaaazing dynamic”. Yeah W H A T E V A. So I said, “that’s nice but I don’t need any more men that are friends. I just need one bloke with the fuqing balls to have a real relationship, not this pissfarting around in the middle crap. So seeeeee ya.” I felt quite happy. He looked …. perplexed and a bit annoyed.
And stuff this working for myself business I want super and paid holidays and free coffee and I’m a designer not a freakin debt collector. And stuff self improvement too. I’m fine with my wrinkles, potential granny arms, dysfunctional family of origin baggage – I mean shit Greek/Irish, it would be weirder if I did NOT have baggage. And all my dysfunctionally inept emotional coping skills can stay as I breeze into a cranky, senile old age spitting my false teeth at people and siccing my 10 cats on other people’s annoying children. SO THERE UNIVERSE! Stick that up yer jumper.
…. so I understand
ps. 44 is not old
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prowln I’ve been where you are at now…and there is def crossover although last night was more on the, but guys do have something to offer…that whole counterpoint, difference ying yang stuff. Mind you I have no idea where blokes that may find me interesting (beyond a friend exist) anymore. I’ve been so careful holding myself separate that I think my pulling muscles have withered….and I’d rather not come across all scary and intense.
I love your honesty…that Virgo bloke will probably still be spinning out re:your telling it like it is.
So this may seem ridiculous but does anyone over the age of 40 meet anyone in their day to day life that eventuates in dates? Is it all hookups or matey coffees?
Mind you I live in a very small town and seem to mostly bump into my exes old mates…so it’s been very easy to maintain my working on myself stance.
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It’s that old chestnut, LL. I don’t believe your ability to attract a man is any reflection on you. At all. There are so many other factors in the coupling game now that have made it more complicated than ever. Really, throughout history, coupling was a matter of expedience, where, in theory, the male provided and protected, and the female nurtured and kept things tidy. Choice didn’t come into it, and love and compatibility were bonus extras, if you were lucky.
I’m not kidding when I talk about the post feminist evolutionary lag — people are confused about their choices and roles now. Around our age, many of us are in recovery (emotional and financial) from partnerships that didn’t work out. In general, people are reticent to commit, and men are more so, in part because they look at the enlarged pool of unpartnered women out there as a vast playground, an invitation to libertinism if you like.
Apart from that, is the big gulf between mens’ and womens’ interests. Whenever I go to any arts related events, women outnumber men hugely. Whereas sporting events, motor racing etc are the opposite.
Don’t let it mess with your head. WE know how lovely you are.
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I’m where you’re at LL – just turned 40, 3 kids – eldest almost 16, but looks stacks older and yes I know kids mostly help keep you young, but when they start getting so old it instantly makes you feel/seem so much older! If we had preschool kids like most we’d seem so much younger!! Although it is nice surprising people when they hear how old your children are, which I’m sure you must get too?! Am in the dating quandary too and wondering exactly who is out there in the dating pool at the mo??? – so many guys our age are either still married, dating younger women or just plain old boring and/or completely un-evolved/fuqued up..which leaves you with the younger guys, (which is nice!), who are sometimes more evolved in so many ways, but then often, sadly, turn out to be immature with pass-agg tendencies…sigh…well that’s my experience so far…but i remain optimistic! But yes all this work on ourselves will help us to find a partner/lover who has done equal work on themselves (not that that’s why we do it – but one of my reasons for working on myself was def to get to the bottom of my relationship tendencies so I wouldn’t recreate my marriage in my next relationship/s)…eventually anyway..and it makes us a damn sight better and quicker at ousting/sifting the wrong ones! Or else we’ll be so darn self-evolved and together we’ll be happy regardless… Best to be alone and happy than unhappy and settling.
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Uber yes I adhere to the belief that my value is intrinsic. My current dearth of options on a man field is a separate thing.
It’s the practical secondary considerations of finding somehow someone that is interested in me, as I am in him. I’m left with that fall back position of doing things I enjoy so I enjoy them and don’t focus too much on said dearth, with the quiet hope that somewhere there is some guy out there that may be interested in the things I do too. I’m just so far from the shallow flirting of my youth…
Thank you re:lovely me comment too. I thought later that my flippant focus on good hair and general lack of wrinkles is just the surface stuff…it’s the deeper stuff driving my dark moonie blah. I’ll be back to ‘normal’ in a few days.
Gawd yes Melissa I keep seeing very tired women who are just starting their families at this age and feel grateful for the choices I made…(whilst not judging the rightness of their own choices-for them)…I did in many ways grow up along-side my own children…sort of a forced growth in regards to values…in that if I needed to know what was true to me very quickly to pass on.
Today it’s a toss up between a book or the gym…maybe both.
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LL darling, I understand so absolutely. But three things I want to share:
One, my 45 yr old sister is pregnant, her partner’s 59 and their eldest is 19. I DO NOT envy her. So bless her but I cannot even imagine that for myself. Of course, she’s been making noises at me to start a family to which I replied that she had taken up my quota already, so none for me fanks. I realize you’re nowhere near this issue but hoped the mention would make you glad of it.
Two, I also have to say that living in LA where we lack communal spaces and the kind of public transport that creates social encounters, we’re left mostly living in our cars. And unless you frequent a certain place i.e. a bar/cafe/what have you where you can have rapport with people, most men seems to have abandoned the art of introducing themselves and starting pursuit. Those who do are usually too aggressive, psychotic or stalkery – yes, I realize I am globalizing but this has been my experience nonetheless.
I tend to think that has evolved with this age of softness where yes, confusion has made men avoidant of proper pursuit, like in the good ol’ days. You know? When banging down your door with a cheeky smile was the thing.
Three, all of a sudden my 66 yr old Sagg Boss is in love with a woman he met through friends, she was visiting from overseas – all of a sudden from what appeared to be a dead as a crypt love life, there are rounds of flowers and liebe notes all over the place. I would like to think that despite the sometimes overbearing pressure of loneliness, longing and modern life that yes, love can still happen in the most unexpected ways.
Until then the dark days must have their say I suppose. It’s raining here and I am alone, on my period and desperately trying to rid myself of the 5 lbs I gained over The Toilet. Maybe its a fallow time and maybe we will all get to bloom again once the sun shines. Hugs darling.
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Aww FA. Thanks it’s good to drink from the collective global bowl re:mating rituals or the lack there of.
I realised I was in a weird head space when I was recollecting this guy that I met a couple of years ago in DIY shop…hardware store that was begging me for my time, a coffee, a number…something. I was thinking damn how hard to please I am that his persistence was in its self a turnoff.
But the art of love is like that isn’t it, there has to be some spark of attraction from both sides to let down barriers et al.
Thank you so much for sharing the 66 year old Sagg story.
As I was talking with friends this morning sitting at an outside cafe and was musing how much I like my friend’s husbands wry take on life… I started to wonder whether I should tap into the are any of your mates single mode? Not sure if I’m quite there yet. Argh. -
what an amazing read this little thread has been. If I wasn’t feeling so damn weary myself I would add to it to more meaningfully – the question of how people meet other people really interests me as well LL – as well as its extrapolation that people don’t generally bother to make new friends outside of established circles/workplace once they enter 30’s + zone.
But – what I really wanted to ask LL et.al. is about Mars in Leo – do you think the slowing down to go retro is part of the weariness? I’ve been alternating between weary, anxious, busy, and wondering a bit about whether all the things i’m trying to set in place to change stuff are really worth it – for a bit longer than I think is really attributable to waning moon – and have been thinking part of it might be Mars slowing down instead. (I’m Leo/Mars rising you see) -
and yes to friends of friends. certainly a good place to start. Maybe ask someone to organise a big Jan BBQ that includes some of them?
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Maybe? I think it’s been masked for me as I’ve just been so busy working on and celebrating the birth of my Sagg daughter…and starting my final undergrad semester of my business degree. The bright side for me is that my lecturer is Swiss and she’s so grateful for the sunshine that it sort of bleeds over and I’m trying to see SE QLD summer heat as a good thing.
That whole considering your plans… while I think the astro climate has been moving us to consider some out there stuff(from whatever we consider normal)…and I think it’s normal to wonder if it’s worth the effort. As I move forward I seem to make a lot of little adjustments as I go…I have to to adjust to the new input I get…meaning sometimes the stuff I plan freaks me out…and I tend to have to look and go is this worth this level of fear?
For me compared with the molasses paced ennui grinding lessons of Saturn stomping through Leo I take fear as a good sign that at least I’m challenging myself…that said actually saying out loud to my friends hey any single fellas that you could see being interested/interesting scares me to the depth of my being.TBA
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LL, I think if you pick the right friends to clue in on your interest there is certainly nothing wrong with putting it out there for the Universe to act on! Incidentally, my Sagg Boss was in an absolute quandary and used to actually MOAN to me that he would have zero clue as to how to even start with a woman.
You see, prior this he liked to go jovial and leering, therefore came across like a sex maniac. Which he still occasionally likes to pull with me…though typical, he IS actually scared of me sexually. I think I gave him a daring look once and scampering ensued.
But look, I understand how you feel with the pesk in the hardware store. I happen to be immensely popular with men who like to follow women in their cars or who have been attached for eons, I have no idea, must be all that lingering I did in Pluto but why should any of us feel bad if the chemistry ain’t there? If it was, great! If it isn’t tough, that is after all the crux of this mating ritual.
I think if you can select a chosen few friends to vent your frustration to, they may yet come up with something interesting. I would take my own advice but my closest friends here is a gay couple, straight men are not exactly their forte.
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And as Lady Gaga once said, having been called a hermaphrodite, “My vagina is insulted”.
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Yeah, but she’s probably the only person who could wear it !
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Ew Lady Gaga is ruining fashion.
I’d totally wear the hoodthong tho!
In fact, I’m going to. That’s it.It’s so good.
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Nat I agree, that photo makes me mad and that was my post above, my vagina is insulted. Am I taking this too seriously?
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I don’t know AquaCAT. It shouldn’t BE taken seriously at all. Surely it is too effing stoopid to be f’real? Yet it seems to be a lightening rod for something here
Barista, I was going to mention the socks too. A bit ’80s Olivia?
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I’m sorry but I just can’t get passed those socks!
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Uber you brought the humour into this, thanks for makign my laugh!
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Is there a picture of Lote in his thong? I could analyse that…
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Mystic you just bunged this up in photoshop to do our dark mooned heads in dinnya??
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That site is definitely a piss take. Mystic, if you were involved, you’re either a genius, or your mind has been hijacked by extraterrestrisexuals. We may have to do an intervention….
The designer, Brikauski’s name is Umlaut. Is that even possible? It’s like naming someone ‘apostrophe’. (I hope no one reading is named Umlaut. If so I humbly apologize, but WTF?)
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Hahahah, yes, WTF indeed!! Maybe it is Cohen’s next project!
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When would one ever where this item of clothing…
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this is so supremely gross that my virgo rising is retreating, but i bet my saggo performance artist ex would love to do something with it!
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use it as a slingshot?
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WHY NOT! I’D WEAR IT! LOL
what a pissa that would be – walking down the street in what was it.. a “hood thong” lol!-
right then matt – yer on! And I wanna see the pics!
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lol – summer beach hood thong streeka! sure ;P
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AND I PROB DO IT WHILST SINGING – FIREFLIES by Owl City! lol such sa saggo song!
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Ha Matt you’re hilarious! I wanna see pics too!…too funny…you just made me laugh more than picture did…
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IM GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE! LOL!
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I can’t get past the socks too. reminds me of my aerobic teacher days ( cringe cringe). The rest of the outfit is not worth commenting on screams WANKER to me. I like the bag somehow bout time we all moved on from handles and straps.
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if i were ten years younger and had the body in the first place, with the mind i have now, yes.
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My Cancerian Merc, Venus & Sat DO like the silver hood…it’s more the tassles that bother me really.
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She’s from one of the first Star Trek shows when they had very fake rocks.
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Wahahahah – the rocks are so much more realistic these days… You funny SweetP.
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Does anyone remember Mila Jovovich in the Fifth Element – she wore a band aid like thingy similar to this twasn’t a thong but along the same family. I LOVED that though it was pretty obvious double sided was in much use the entire time. I think this just makes her nipplage look like they festered with something that crusted over. Soz for the graphics, but that pretty much kills the outift for me.
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oh yeah, i remember Mila in that outfit. She looked hot!
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to wear that I would have to pretend bread or any wheat product for that matter never ever existed. ever.
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or just forget food exists.
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Girl I am diggin’ them boots. And the whip.
They is definitely made for walkin’.
All over a man, muwahahahahaa. One should be so lucky!
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Ha just checked – Milla is a sag, but Lady Gaga is an aries and she loves this type of stuff!
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Yes mila did look hot in the bandage thing. It was fascinating watching her move in it.
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I am RIVETED by that movie, I cannot NOT watch it when it’s on in fact. Sad but true. I think I relate to her being a protective force and reconciling an understanding of love. Though I dare not look too deeply at what is obviously a pop-sci-fi movie.
Favorite line, is the priest in the beginning of the movie saying to the behemoth metal aliens, “Are you Germans?”
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loving the new avatar LL! Very noice.
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Thanks SR….it’s been so hot in SE QLD just looking at all that flaming heart bizzo was a little too much…plus it’s nice to change the little things.
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Again, that was me…having too many windows open and not logging in properly. So life is lighter for you SR since the libran crazy lady left the building?
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yes, to say a massive weight has been lifted from my shoulders would be a huge understatement!! I feel l can finally move forward in my life – yay!
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I’m actually looking forward to 2010…I figure this has been a good clearing the way year for good stuff to appear/enter my life/ be created within/without…it just feels positive in spite of lots of havoc globally, but personally feels sort of liberating.
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Couldn’t agree with you more about 2009 being a prep for 2010. Learnt so much about boundaries and discovered my inner Saturn Girl – I think we all did thanks to Mystic.
I’m looking forward to 2010 too!
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Still getting hyterical laughs from this pic. I just had to facebook it Mystic.
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I’m a Sagg and would rather go naked than wear that atrocity!
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The image is so funny, it’s my laugh of the morning! There was a time when clothes were made without hoods unless it was a parka. Try and find a sweater or shirt without one now. The only improvement to this ensemble would be to strap the socks to the hoodie and call it a jump suit. It does have the Sag. appeal, as in dressed up to go out and exercise, but my vote would be an AQ would wear it because it looks like metal = new age material and, even though the idea of garment is there, it doesn’t work.
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Amen Prowlncat!
I vote Aquarians for shock value.
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I’m so glad her head is protected against the wind!!
I read somewhere that the hoodie is symbolic of the foreskin, a possible explanation for it being worn by teenage boys but I am lost for a possible Freudian analysis for Han and Brikauski’s version!
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This will sound sooooo sad but when you typed foreskin, I actually got a little smile. Mars is supposed to be on my Venus soon… I cannot wait.
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she’s just a few shoulder shrugs away from orgasm or maybe just the ultimate wedgie!
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I’m all for innovations in fashion, but this looks like a desperate attempt to break the overdone trends. Sorry, I ain’t feeling it.
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