“I Am Gonna Re-Align Your Chakras Motherf***er”

6a00d834cad15053ef0120a73703b6970b-800wiCrystal Brass Knuckles by Debra Baxter via My Love For You Is A Stampede of Horses

The Sun in Saggo trine Mars in Leo is sooo New Agie, yah, you know how Sagittarius and Leo get together…But it’s still MARS energy & ever the more potent, due to Mars going Retro in 10 days time.

The slogan for these totally rad Crystal Brass Knuckles is “I’m Gonna Re-Align Your Chakras Mother****er”

And just enough crystal and style to satisfy the Leo. Sun in Sagg loves crystals. Mars loves the readiness to fight.

Stunning, no?

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  1. starstrokes’s avatar

    Stunning, yes, tho personally I have issues with the quantity of precious stone & crystal being extracted from the earth just so we can say that… our motherf***ing planet wears it better than we do.

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    1. unpredictable pisces’s avatar

      I think about that a lot too Starstrokes- are the crystals a “by-catch” of mining other products? in which case that is an efficient use of “waste” materials…but otherwise, yeah a lot of this stuff ain’t so cool / fulfilling if we’re raping the earth in the belief that a shiny, coloured rock will help us fix our existential angst. much the same way that a local “organic / health food” emporium (in sydney yuppie-ville) racks up light-years of food miles in the too-cool-for-school imports on its shelves.

      where did THAT come from ?! sorry people it’s how i think a lot of the time – mind you i like my giant italian pappardelle and purple rainbow fluorite crystals as much as the next person with conflicting ideologies….

      aside from that soapbox rant, I love that ring / knuckleduster in so many ways :)

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  2. pegasus’s avatar

    That’s sure Pac i FIST ic.

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  3. virgo cat’s avatar

    HILARIOUS! Such a contrast. Kind of makes me uncomfortable, like watching the Office or Fawlty Towers. But I can’t look away.

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  4. matthew-minerva’s avatar

    LMFAO OMG LOVE IT!
    its like the new age artillery!

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  5. Ms.’s avatar

    atlantis pimp wear?

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    1. Lea Kennedy’s avatar

      LOL Ms

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    2. matthew-minerva’s avatar

      HA! LOVING THAT IDEA MS.

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  6. bluelibra’s avatar

    I want one. This urge shall pass but, right now, I KNOW EXACTLY HOW I’D USE IT!

    Then again a recycled plank of wood would work just as well. Or a fire truck – priority one – in the name of safety for the community of course….

    Ok. Shall calm down.. maybe.

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    1. scorpalicious robot’s avatar

      :lol: I’d go the fire truck! He doesn’t deserve crystals.

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    2. fallen angel’s avatar

      I’d use it to beam some kind of magnificent laser dome of protection against the Dark Forces i.e. Le Toilet. You know kind of like the way sunlight vanquishes vampires, except mine would be rainbow colored. I’d be like the Green Lantern’s sister, Super Nova!

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  7. FireTrine’s avatar

    Wow, I find this kind of sad actually (despite the Leo Sun and Sagg Moon), like Starstrokes and U Pisces I have trouble with this piece. On an arty, physical level, yes tres witty, kudos… But I feel like crystals are full of life and this is a corruption of the sacred for me.

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    1. prowlncat’s avatar

      errrr … take a look around mate. This planet is one big corruption. If ya can’t beat ‘em …..

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      1. FireTrine’s avatar

        if ya can’t beat ‘em… rearrange their chakras…

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  8. Lexicorn’s avatar

    :) )
    That’s gonna be my new mantra, thanks Ms M.

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  9. year of the fox’s avatar

    THIS is awesome. It goes with the t-shirt i want that says “Namaste @sshole” :p

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  10. Über Virgo’s avatar

    SERENITY NOW!!!

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  11. prowlncat’s avatar

    This suits my new “smash your other cheek if you don’t eff off” version of spirituality.

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  12. aqua sirius’s avatar

    maybe they would work really well on the finding-my-goddess guy……

    http://mysticmedusa.com/2009/12/10/finding-a-goddess-guy-has-updated-his-site/

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  13. prowlncat’s avatar

    It’s for the fatwa of the new age

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  14. Sweetpea’s avatar

    Never been into the crystal thing but could use the help during massage whilst getting some pesky knots out.

    “Here, let me just grind your glutes/arse a bit. Rough? Oh, soz…I’ll ease up”

    And Fire Trine I agree as was told the angelics feed off of crystals.

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  15. Lucy’s avatar

    Oh, yes.

    Stunning.

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  16. prowlncat’s avatar

    Why do people believe that crystals have any more spiritual significance than say …. uranium????

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    1. year of the fox’s avatar

      The quartz crystal is more venusian in nature while the uranium cake is more Uranian/Aquarian in nature. Uranium salts do have spiritual significance. It’s just hard to break them out without hazmat shutting you down lol.

      Crystals have special properties in general because of their internal lattice structure. Piezoelectric things generate electric fields in response to physical stresses placed on the crystal. (Think watches or lighters.) And electric fields can interact with one another. Our bodies have electric fields. It’s not that big a step to think they could augment or interact with one another.

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      1. prowlncat’s avatar

        So technically I should be able to meditate to high spiritual altitudes using my ciggie lighter?

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        1. shell’s avatar

          isn’t that what smoking is for?

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        2. year of the cat’s avatar

          yeah technically you could but you would need a lot of lighters.

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          1. year of the fox’s avatar

            arg! that was me. someone messed with my name field. >_>;; *looks around*

  17. Michelle’s avatar

    I guess it’s even more New Agey for me with Mars in the 12th and the Sun in Sag in my 4th conjunct natal Neptune (all forming a grand trine with my Sun in Aries). woot woot!

    I just washed all my crystals last week :D

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  18. Sweetpea’s avatar

    And because of those fields, crystals transmit information. They are geometrically more refined than Uranium.

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