Crystal Brass Knuckles by Debra Baxter via My Love For You Is A Stampede of Horses
The Sun in Saggo trine Mars in Leo is sooo New Agie, yah, you know how Sagittarius and Leo get together…But it’s still MARS energy & ever the more potent, due to Mars going Retro in 10 days time.
The slogan for these totally rad Crystal Brass Knuckles is “I’m Gonna Re-Align Your Chakras Mother****er”
And just enough crystal and style to satisfy the Leo. Sun in Sagg loves crystals. Mars loves the readiness to fight.
Stunning, no?
Tags: astrology art, astrology crystals, astrology humour, crystal brass knuckles, Debra Baxter, Mars in Leo, Sun in Sagittarius, Sun trine Mars
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That’s sure Pac i FIST ic.
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HILARIOUS! Such a contrast. Kind of makes me uncomfortable, like watching the Office or Fawlty Towers. But I can’t look away.
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atlantis pimp wear?
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LOL Ms
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I want one. This urge shall pass but, right now, I KNOW EXACTLY HOW I’D USE IT!
Then again a recycled plank of wood would work just as well. Or a fire truck – priority one – in the name of safety for the community of course….
Ok. Shall calm down.. maybe.
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I’d go the fire truck! He doesn’t deserve crystals. -
I’d use it to beam some kind of magnificent laser dome of protection against the Dark Forces i.e. Le Toilet. You know kind of like the way sunlight vanquishes vampires, except mine would be rainbow colored. I’d be like the Green Lantern’s sister, Super Nova!
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Wow, I find this kind of sad actually (despite the Leo Sun and Sagg Moon), like Starstrokes and U Pisces I have trouble with this piece. On an arty, physical level, yes tres witty, kudos… But I feel like crystals are full of life and this is a corruption of the sacred for me.
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errrr … take a look around mate. This planet is one big corruption. If ya can’t beat ‘em …..
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if ya can’t beat ‘em… rearrange their chakras…
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yup!
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That’s gonna be my new mantra, thanks Ms M. -
THIS is awesome. It goes with the t-shirt i want that says “Namaste @sshole” :p
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SERENITY NOW!!!
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This suits my new “smash your other cheek if you don’t eff off” version of spirituality.
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maybe they would work really well on the finding-my-goddess guy……
http://mysticmedusa.com/2009/12/10/finding-a-goddess-guy-has-updated-his-site/
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It’s for the fatwa of the new age
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Never been into the crystal thing but could use the help during massage whilst getting some pesky knots out.
“Here, let me just grind your glutes/arse a bit. Rough? Oh, soz…I’ll ease up”
And Fire Trine I agree as was told the angelics feed off of crystals.
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Why do people believe that crystals have any more spiritual significance than say …. uranium????
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The quartz crystal is more venusian in nature while the uranium cake is more Uranian/Aquarian in nature. Uranium salts do have spiritual significance. It’s just hard to break them out without hazmat shutting you down lol.
Crystals have special properties in general because of their internal lattice structure. Piezoelectric things generate electric fields in response to physical stresses placed on the crystal. (Think watches or lighters.) And electric fields can interact with one another. Our bodies have electric fields. It’s not that big a step to think they could augment or interact with one another.
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So technically I should be able to meditate to high spiritual altitudes using my ciggie lighter?
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isn’t that what smoking is for?
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yeah technically you could but you would need a lot of lighters.
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arg! that was me. someone messed with my name field. >_>;; *looks around*
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And because of those fields, crystals transmit information. They are geometrically more refined than Uranium.











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