Mercurial Bats Again

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I don’t know if this Mercury Retrograde Spiritual Mist Spray works or not but it’s a sensational idea…yes?

Mercury is next Retrograde from December 27 to Jan 16.

I think this is BRILLIANT.

It is at one of the few times of the year peeps tend not to be trying to force major things through, it will facilitate a fab re-assessment of family and friendship values and you need only ensure you make New Year resolutions BEFORE December 27.  Say what you like on the New Year’s Eve but it will be reversed or subverted.

The time between the end of 2009 and 2010 is full ON this year – it is a Full Moon Eclipse with Venus and Pluto involved. Dramatic resolutions and Chthonic Sex/Love/Emo action…Peeps are REALLY getting to grips with all that has altered since Pluto got into Capricorn in early 2008. It’s like a welcome to Pluto in Capricorn situation. Mercury is retro there, Venus is in Capricorn, Pluto – obviously – Saturn is in slo-mo getting set to square Pluto again and the Sun is in Capricorn as well opposed by a FULL MOON IN CANCER..

S0 what? It’s an Eclipse and so extra-emotional and all. Think also of 2004 – the middle of that year links poignantly into this years Xmas.

THINK: Resolutions Made Before Dec 27, All Work Finished but you open to past-life-blast style freaky synchronicity bonding. Prep also to vanquish ghosts from the past and do NOT go bigtime shopping  before the middle of Jan.

Think good but v.strong Astro-Weirding over the Xmas Hols phase.

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  1. SeaGoat’s avatar

    Well that’s no good, I have to buy a car during that period… hopefully things will eventuate differently. Maybe I can soak in a bath of that spray stuff before I sign??

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    1. Leonine Librarian’s avatar

      or we could have a cattle spray system going on…

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      1. Capricornucopia’s avatar

        Sign me up for that, please!

        This all sounds completely alarming. As per Pluto in Capricorn, I have been reassessing and getting to grips like a demon, and frankly, I’m exhausted. I can’t take Full On, Dramatic Resolutions and Extra-Emotional. All I want is to get outside of Soothing Beverages and have some Kind Soul massage my feet.

        Not to mention that a lot of Capricorns are going to end up with dud presents, because buying for us necessitates bigtime shopping.

        I feel there should be a Hotline to voice objections about all of this.

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        1. prowlncat’s avatar

          hahaha … the God Hotline objecting to the prevailing astro. That would be cool.

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          1. Capricornucopia’s avatar

            It’d be number one on my speed dial!

        2. Savannah’s avatar

          LOL, my sentiments exactly! Can I have the number after you?

          I was hoping for a Bex & a lay down over Chrissy, I’m knackered from the last 2 years.

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    2. FireTrine’s avatar

      Yeah, well I have to produce some offspring during that time… Maybe I can give birth in a Mercury Retrograde Spiritual Mist spa?!!! Trust my kid to get born during a full moon eclipse – due date is Jan 15th… Yikes, so want to know what this could mean! I am sure Mystic wouldn’t want to lay any trips on my unborn progeny so I won’t even ask.

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      1. Über Virgo’s avatar

        Don’t worry FireTrine, there’s no such thing as a bad chart. There’s only bad uses of one’s chart. You’re bound to have a happy little Cappy.

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      2. Über Virgo’s avatar

        I found this on the Cafe Astrology site under Mercury Retrograde:

        “When Mercury is retrograde in the natal chart itself, the thinking processes are generally more acute, and the sense of humor rather quirky. People with Mercury retrograde take in information differently than those with Mercury direct in their natal charts. How many people are born with a retrograde Mercury? Roughly 18%.”

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        1. FireTrine’s avatar

          That’s cute! A quirky sense of humour sounds brilliant. Anyway, I am totally in love with this baby and I don’t mind at all what the planets are up to on B-Day!! Interested, but not worried anyway… Thanks for that Uber Virgo.

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          1. Sweetpea’s avatar

            My Aries Mercury is retro Fire Trine. So far so good, I think!

  2. prowlncat’s avatar

    hahahahahahahaha … oh brother. Well the Toro is still lurking about, but doing the same ol’ “let’s get married and live happily eva after” followed by a walloping great “this is freaking me out” backflip within 24 hours. I placed bets with the Virgo tape measure wielding neighbour this would happen within 48 hours … hehehe Not bad, not bad. It doesn’t bother me strangely enough. Am also in discussions with other parties about negotiating a non-traditional relationship arrangement setup. HA!! Gotta love this crazy making astro. With Uranus squaring my moon and opposing my Pluto I’m letting go of any fixed notions of sanity for at least the next year. If I survive this … I’ll survive anything.

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    1. prowlncat’s avatar

      ps. Virgo tape measure wielding neighbour gossip: he finally blurted out the other day about his new girlfriend who sounds like she’s some sorta pretend girlfriend who jumped on him one night and who he was too polite to say no to or something. And he kinda let slip that he fancies me …

      Fuq man the world has gone BONKERS. Nobody seems to know what they’re doing.

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      1. Salacious Sagg’s avatar

        Whoo hoo prowln you go girl : > I am tres happy for you. Next door too…….; >

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      2. Sweetpea’s avatar

        Cool Prowls, maybe you get your pick of beau’s?

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      3. Champagne Bearing Aquarian’s avatar

        Yep, they’re all mad. Perhaps there’s some kind of astro-concoction a la the merc retro spray we could mist them with before they’re allowed to come near us?

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        1. prowlncat’s avatar

          who’s “they”? lol … I’m currently putting myself in the nutso category as well! :mrgreen:

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          1. Sweetpea’s avatar

            Better a retro spray than tazered by the cops… ;)

          2. Sassy’s avatar

            Hahah you are so funny Sweetpea!!! ;-)

    2. Über Virgo’s avatar

      Hey prowln, good luck. Are you having any major Venus transits as well? What house is your Pluto in?

      Mystic said Saturn into Libra would signify a shift in love partnering etc. I’ve posted links to Emma Tom’s articles before, but check this out. http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/stale-marriages-turn-adultery-into-childs-play/story-e6frg8l6-1225804623625

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      1. prowlncat’s avatar

        Venus is square Saturn … bleh. Pluto in the 3rd house. But mars and north node in the 8th in Aqua. Interesting article .. I think for me after waiting around for what feels like forever for “the one” I’ve just given up that it ain’t gonna happen and maybe some alternate scenarios would be better than the monastic life? *shrug*

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        1. Über Virgo’s avatar

          Interestingly, French libertine, Catherine Millet (an Aries), has just written a book on the jealousy she felt during her open marriage. I know from experience that isn’t a scenario I can handle. I’m happily single, but lucky also to have v. satisfying friendships and v. stimulating work/creative life.

          Your north node is interesting in Aqua in the 8th. I was just looking at Kim Falconer’s book “Astrology & Aptitude”, and that position is all about reaching out to others, merging with others, generosity, working on joint projects or helping others achieve their goals. I guess the tricky bit there is either being selective with who those others are (so you don’t end up being parasited), or having the inner self assurance that protects you from parasitism.

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          1. Salacious Sagg’s avatar

            Uber you are spot on here. I tried to “save” (?) my 1st marriage to a Cap by agreeing to an “open(?) marriage). However it did not work for me as I am an old fashioned sort of girl. So by woman 5 I told him to get lost and he was heartbroken and declared his undying love for me, wanted to stay married etc. However, the problem for him was that him playing around made me withdraw from him and get close to a dear friend – another Cap. I ended up falling in love much to the horror of the Ex Cap. So by ” open” he really meant only for him, he forgot that little thing called emotions! So he was horribly jealouse. I ended up feeling “parasited” as you say, both guys. Not a pleasant feeling at all, as I felt so used!! :( I learned a lot of about myself and grew up really, after living a very sheltered life.

          2. Über Virgo’s avatar

            Sally Sagg, Phew! You know, being single is underrated. If it gnaws at you, take on some challenging work, study or travel (to Paris!) to nurture and enrich yourself. My choice is to only partner with someone suitably worshipful/respectful/adoring etc and deserving of the best I have to give. If such a person isn’t available, I’m happy to get on with my busy life. You deserve no less adoration, but I think others won’t give it to us unless we give it to ourselves.

          3. virgolicious’s avatar

            A hearty hallelulah (sp?) from me! Uber you are my kind of gal. Single, and glad about it in the face of inferior suitors. I, too, aspire to be adored, and to be able to accept adoration. I am a work in progress.

    3. unpredictable pisces’s avatar

      oh wow, do we know the same Toro?? except my ex toro has such a fuqed memory he can’t remember one conversation from the next..forgetting his declarations of love etc..no wonder i thought i was going *insane*

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  3. Salacious Sagg’s avatar

    Mercurial Bats allright! I feel so murderous at present, am surrounded by cluless morons at work. However this feeling of Ugh started last night when i very stupidly watched a show movie on human trraficking last night. Man’s inhumanity to man never fails to sickena nd astound me. I would like to slow boil those men who use young girls and boys as sex slaves. How can they condone it when surely they have chi8ldren themselves. Totally sicken me. then I come to work and get this smart arse guy totally clueless asking a woman here who fainted to go walk to the doctor’s. Instead of waiting till blood sugar levels settle etc. I have to be quiet as he is a Manager!! Vomit! Pass the bucket please!

    Grr sorry guys, needed to vent. The saggo in me wants to get a soap Crate – not a box and lecture work morons/the world/the universe etc. Grr! Count to 100….1….2….3…4…5….6…7……Grr

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    1. unpredictable pisces’s avatar

      i think you are fine to tell the manager off if s/he is being a dick. someone has to tell them. (can you tell that tact is not always a strong point of mine)

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  4. Salacious Sagg’s avatar

    BTW I should have known better than to watch depressing stuff before bed. Stayed up late tossing and turning wishing penis’ would decay slowly and fall off etc. Grr!

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    1. pegasus’s avatar

      The plural is penii, Sally ;-)

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      1. Sweetpea’s avatar

        penii butter and jelly

        penii and pesto

        :)

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        1. Salacious Sagg’s avatar

          Oh Sweetpea you naughty thing you ; > Oh I so love this site. It gladdens my heart and puts a skip into my step! xxxx

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          1. pegasus’s avatar

            Honey, i used to get a feeling of being used by Capricornians i was close to.
            Isn’t their thing ‘I Use’ & that’s fine as long as you both agree that the adage
            is useful to BOTH.
            Saggi’s are more Backgammon than Chess, methinks.

  5. Salacious Sagg’s avatar

    Heh heh Pegs, I meant to tap penises, then I thought hmm would ‘ do. So now I have learn’t something this morn or are you being a smart aleck Pegs?

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    1. pegasus’s avatar

      No Sweetie, Annie Sprinkle coined it first in her stage show of live very vocal orgasms.
      ‘Public Cervix Announcement’ it was called at the Festival of Arts circa 90’s.
      x

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  6. Sweetpea’s avatar

    This lunar eclipse will be square exact my Medusa, then Sun, POF AND SN, so does this mean I’ll be a bigger and better biatch during the 1st half of 2010?

    Actually, it looks like a mixed bag of pos and negs according to Celeste Teals’s Eclipses book. Most of what I need to continue to change needs to be throughly self motivated and I can postpone sometimes…Will probably have to sacrafice my time here or put myself on a time budget…Am TOTALLY feeling a new fresh vibe though for 2010. Gotta keep up with that Uranus hedging in upon Aries. One step ahead!

    Have marked my calendar for making resolutions before 27th Mystic. Thanks.

    Love the Mercury retro spray. Cute!

    And around Xmas 2004 was on a Mexican cruise with the Pisces. Should have jumped over board then. Too late now… :( But great that can further vanquish ghosts of Xmas past….

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  7. Sun Sagg/natal Saturn conj moon in Cap’s avatar

    What do ya mean we can’t go shopping in early January?! The sales will be on!!! Does that include Saggs looking for turquoise jewellry on special, y’know for spiritual purposes only?

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    1. Über Virgo’s avatar

      It applies more to buying big ticket items; electrical equipment, appliances etc where things can go wrong, and signing contracts. I held off buying my macbook until after merc retro and the price dropped by $300. Turquoise jewellery should be safe. I might go with you!

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      1. postmodscorp’s avatar

        I’ve had to do that – really want a Mac, but no time to buy before now and 9 Dec, at which point its starting to get close to the weirding, so will wait until end Jan. It hurts tho – as I want the freedom of my own laptop for my photography, my own internet so I can cruise the net when ever I get an urge to investigate stuff… But more money off a Mac would gladden my heart. So wait I shall.

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  8. pegasus’s avatar

    has big vibe on w/e to buy lottery tix (only twice ever before) TODAY.
    This morn i get an email from London, something connected to Google, that i had won
    500.000 GBP, guess would mean Great Britain Pounds & an email Mrs Buckley to
    follow it up.
    HUH? Mac said ‘this is junk mail’, so don’t want to reply. The tix i am purchasing is for 5 mill.
    And i have allocated it already :-) .
    How i choose the numbers:
    Used animal medicine cards in the ‘pathway’ layout & wrote the number of 7 cards & the supp.
    ha ha the sup was the Raven #16 – MAGIC!
    My Louisianan Virgo friend was there at the time.
    As she is half in denial Voodoo Priestess & half 7th day Adventist Minister of Bible Studies…….she wouldn’t look at what the cards WERE, just wrote down her numbers. She accepts my THING, crystals divination cards etc, because i can quote the 10 commandments, altho’ i told her they could be updated a little & one was missed. She answered ‘the one above them all’? I said ‘Yes, i thought of it’.
    She said ‘What was it?’ I said ‘I forget, i didn’t write it down’.
    Twas very funny, maybe you had to be there, we have some weird discussions.
    Shall take a peek later at what the medicine animals were & blow her mind! Shall I? Shall I?
    She did peek & asked what the Whale meant. I quipped MEMORY!

    My mood today is I Don’t want to get Dressed for under $200, bless my Capricornian Business Brain.
    NO-ONE should have less than 1000 a week to live on if they WANT to.
    Thus spake Pegasus.

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    1. Sweetpea’s avatar

      I remember your friend from a previous post. You guys sound hilarious.

      Gut I agree Pegs. What was it a model said about not getting out of bed for less than $10,000?

      Makes sense to me. Good luck on your lotto.

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      1. Sweetpea’s avatar

        Wow, where did that “Gut” come from. Okay, so trust the gut at all times, eh?

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  9. pegasus’s avatar

    Correction. Had big vibe on w/e to buy lottery tickey today for 5 mill in Adelaide.
    Email from GB came today from completley separate company.
    So that’s some synchronicity?

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    1. Sweetpea’s avatar

      I’d say there’s energy moving in your direction?

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    2. Über Virgo’s avatar

      There’s a ton of those internet lottery scams about Pegs. And some that come by snail mail. Don’t touch them.

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      1. pegasus’s avatar

        Thanx Ubes…sheesh just sent a reply, shoulda known better!
        But it was the first & so coincidental after my resolve to buy lottix.
        Am due for macbook upgrade in March & think the ‘pro’ might be less
        then.

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          1. pegasus’s avatar

            Got it Ubes, mill thanx.
            Checked the Animal cards & the odds of friend & self getting 3 of the same cards
            (after re-shuffle) is interesting.
            2 Hawks (Messenger)
            2 Swans (Grace)
            2 Whales (Record Keepers)………..from pax of 46 cards in 7 card layout!
            Well, i’m onto it now…bring out Ching, Goddess Cards, Goddess I Ching, Egyptian Stones
            & MotherPeace deck & get the goods on my mood.
            Shell Essence in one nostril & rescue remedy in the other & 2 crystal wands for each
            ear.
            Make my own luck by raising my vibe.
            As we do :-)

    3. pegasus’s avatar

      Chinese Lottery tix seller: ‘It’s a 30 mill win Tuesday night’.
      Me: ‘That’s too much, have allocated the 5 perfectly’.

      But hey, it’s MY month, maybe a Tues nite tix as well?
      Will give Myst’s followers a 1000 each for rootin’ for me.

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      1. Über Virgo’s avatar

        The Chinese one probs doesn’t exist. It’s a scam for getting your credit card details. Don’t do it. I never reply to unsolicited anything. Ever. Hit the delete button.

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  10. Baristagem’s avatar

    Rita’s Merc spray is a brilliant idea. I would have bought some earlier this year had I know about it.. Mercury retro’s this year have been strong… but this actually sounds like a positive thing around xmas!

    The middle of the year 2004 was a very positive time for me & I hope that means xmas may have a similar feel to it! Yay

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  11. Stress Princess’s avatar

    Lovely Mystic,

    will you be doing any of those magical “how to get through this phase” queries like you did with the solar eclipse back in July? That proved tres helpful for me.

    It’s just that I’m a Cap sun/ merc/ venus with Libra asc and Cancer moon. By the sounds of it, I think the only way I’ll make it into 2010 in one piece, evolved or not, is to go sit under a big tree in the middle of a field far far away with a good book and lots of wine. Alone. And perhaps a tub of ice. And a dictionary (my fave book) so I can look up Latin roots (and dream of having one. ha!)

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  12. Sweetpea’s avatar

    :) Stress Princess….

    Had to put this down here as message said I’d duplicted my happy face posts. Hell, I’ve only got a certain alloted amount of smiles per day….

    Hate that fuqer “dupliction” message. What, you think I repeat myself? Is that what you’re saying fuquer dupli-cat?

    :)

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    1. Sweetpea’s avatar

      Anyway, liked your post….Funny. Here’s to making it to 2010 in one piece and “rooting” whatever fancies one.

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  13. Ms.’s avatar

    what’s it made out of? clarity??

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    1. prowlncat’s avatar

      nah .. temporary amnesia! ;)

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  14. Uranian&Plutonic Virgo’s avatar

    Oh dear lawrd… Offline for some days and came in just at the right time! Mystic, thanks for the heads up! ;) Hm…I’m hoping to score extra shifts during said Mercury Rx period, hope that will be ok…?

    As for New Year wishes, I think I’m gonna stick with the astrological new year/chinese one, if memory serves me correctly.

    *scrawls dates & deets down to print*

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  15. pegasus’s avatar

    About amnesia..an interesting line i read ‘if we could remember everything we have learnt
    all would be fine all of the time’.
    Love those Bene Gesserit Women from ‘DUNE’.
    Of course i bought the perfume when it was released….lol.

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  16. pegasus’s avatar

    Always wanted those Torquiose Antique Navaho bracelets & belt buckles i saw
    on hot cowboys. That heavy looking silver & old stones showed they were truly hip
    or had been-came from USofA.
    Give me a mountain of Lapis Lazuli for a bathroom-spa anytime tho’!

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  17. Salacious Sagg’s avatar

    Uber your comment – ” My choice is to only partner with someone suitably worshipful/respectful/adoring etc and deserving of the best I have to give. If such a person isn’t available, I’m happy to get on with my busy life. You deserve no less adoration, but I think others won’t give it to us unless we give it to ourselves.” is exactly what I am into and when I get pangs I just throw more into my already hectic schedule. I lose myself in my reading, at the beach etc. I am going to do regular meditation with a gal pal on Tuesday’s so this will be good too. I am learning to value myself and to believe that I do deserve the absolute best.

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