Why I Hate Saturn – It’s A Graphic Novel!

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I found this looking for Saturn Girl pix.

Apparently, it is a graphic novel.

Has anyone read it? And what do we think is going on here?

See Also:  Henry Miller Hated Saturn’s Guts.

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  1. Sweetpea’s avatar

    My split personality Gemini Rising….

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    1. Sweetpea’s avatar

      But really, if passed out biatch won’t come to, Saturn Girl must trudge on for the sake of sanity….

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  2. unpredictable pisces’s avatar

    oohhh hahah mystic…

    saturn sheila is even wearing little black muck-dodging stilts by the looks of things (+ matching gloves with oversize HazMat safety cuff things!! lol) ? is this saturn lady a libran ?? with the pink catsuit and all?

    personally if saturn was cleaning my house up while i was passed out drunk on the floor, i would not be hating her/it. Maybe it’s a jealousy thing. the fit body, nonchalantly crunching on juicy apple, cleaning no worries, probably signing a business deal at 11am.. :)

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  3. Anonymous’s avatar

    OMG, that’s an artist interpretation of MY Saturn in Virgo!

    If I wasn’t working my butt off, I was drunk…nothing much else happened for those two years…

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    1. Sweetpea’s avatar

      Realized had Saturn in Virgo transiting Draconic Sun and Merc for yonkers, it seemed.

      Have literally been mad for at least two years plus. Woke up one morning and didn’t know how I’d gotten to my bed from the couch. Not the last time either. That was the beginning of my own epic novel….

      “The Stupor”

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      1. Anonymous’s avatar

        “The Stupor” sounds like it would make an awesome movie, thriller or horror i reckon, with Saturn starring as the main villain.

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        1. Sweetpea’s avatar

          haha…

          Yeah, Saturn frigs you up so bad you drink yourself into a stupor in order to cope. Then we have various cameos of stupidity and flash backs of ill conceived notions.

          No wonder actors don’t care to see themselves on the screen?!

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  4. Ms.’s avatar

    reminds me of my first sharehouse when I melbourne (which was haunted as hell and my room was apparently once Nick Cave’s room) constantly drunk Scorpio housemate and recovering heroin addict would pass out around the house in different positions, anywhere but her room, with early rising Virgo housemate on diet (apple) cleaning around her head -most likely its drunken scorpio housemate’s phantom morning self that is really a guilty super hero who cleans in homage to saturn as penance for being so trashy who is really her landlord. But her attire suggests to me she is more the virgo geek housemate with secret potion to make her a super hero but her superpower is a domestic cleaning goddess with diet power so she scorns her being in the name of saturn?

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  5. funickity’s avatar

    I can’t help thinking there’s something significant about the nonchalant chewing of the apple? shades of snow whites nemesis seem to be towering over the poor hapless maiden. She’s so up her own arse, ruthless and unforgiving. Of course she hates her!

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    1. whatever’s avatar

      YES faerie tales I was gunnng for cinderella – the other wicked sister’s passed out in the garden with her undies round her ankles – prince charming’s evil twin visited last night figuring with two sisters he’d have a 50/50 chance (he didn’t know about the other sister, saturn girl), plied them with liquor, divided and conquered, raided the fridge and left before dawn.

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  6. Baristagem’s avatar

    Ok party is over people!!
    Saturn girl has arrived with what may look like a Dyson but it is actually a Dyson powered by 6 rockets & called the Virgonator. It can turn a hoarder into a mild OCD with an undiagnosed cleaning disorder for rest of their lives with one zap, the zap does last for 2 years to make sure the person gets the message!!
    Saturn Girl survives on salad, water & Granny Smiths & expects everyone to do the same…… or they get the Virgonator…. such as this poor girl…

    I am currently celebrating as my first Saturn Return is DONE! Yay… & no it’s water not vodka!!

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    1. Über Virgo’s avatar

      Congrats on the successful Saturn return. Do you feel as though you have your shit together?

      Even I’m scared of a rocket powered Virgonator! You have a wicked imagination barista.

      My take on this scene is that, yes indeed, it’s the morning after the night before and Saturn girl is vacuuming right over unconscious Neptune girl, after changing her out of her rainbow coloured tutu into a more Saturnine boiler suit. Neptune girl wouldn’t be seen dead in that get up otherwise.

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      1. Baristagem’s avatar

        Thanks Uber!!
        I have Saturn, Mars & Jupiter in Virgo 6th house

        I have had a huge transformation since 07′ & wow have I learnt a few things about myself. I have a much deeper understanding of my needs & have greater awareness of myself & appreciation of others.
        In this time I have chosen a career to become a Chiro (thanks to mystic’s consult). I want to dedicate my life & studies to helping people heal holistically & after what I have learnt about my own healing, I think I can put my experiences to good use! I have an enormous amount of motivation to do this.

        This blog is a great space for the imagination/ learning guide & have much appreciation for MM’s work & peeps such as your kind self!

        Haha & the Virgonator is quite the weapon! Poor Neptune girl haha!

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  7. Leonine Librarian’s avatar

    I looked up an amazon review about this and apparently the main character has a sister who turns up and claims she is ‘Queen of the Leather Astro-Girls of Saturn’.

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  8. indigo fish’s avatar

    oops – was trying to drink myself into a suitable state for doing housework and took it a bit too far. saturn girl’s sister has come in to take over. and she has vacuumed up all the valiums i spilt on the carpet, which is why i hate saturn.

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  9. weathergirl’s avatar

    I OWN THIS BOOK!!! (As if after all those caps, and exclamation point is necessary.)

    Bought is 15(?) years ago, back when I was heavily into the Gaiman/Sandman scene. Indigo Fish has it pretty close. Sister on the floor is desperately trying to enjoy her pre-Saturn return nervous/existential breakdown and sister with her stuff together shows up to ruin all that.

    Very mid-90’s, very Pluto/Virgo gen-ish.

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    1. xox rockstar libran publicist xox’s avatar

      get outta town!!
      …….that you own the book & gave us the low down – love it!

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    2. indigofish’s avatar

      nice work weathergirl!

      i have saturn square uranus (aka hell) so i bucked up hard against my saturn return a few years ago. that was so me on the floor, getting the last drops of fun outta my mis-spent youth. but now i’m the sister with her stuff together (and starting to discover her super-powers and how to use them for good instead of evil)…

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      1. weathergirl’s avatar

        Ah. I feel for you. Have Cap sun (so Saturn there) square Uranus, too. It’s one of those aspects for knee-jerk, hell-if-you-can-make-me! reactions. Sigh. My Responsible Person kicks in, and if I can step back and take a mo’ for strategy I can usually find some 3 steps back and 2 and a third steps forward solution.

        Welcome to the Super Power Coven. :-)

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  10. weathergirl’s avatar

    Worse than having a sister with her sh*t together, is having a sister who channels stuff from space and actually has super powers.

    Must find this book. It’s packed somewhere.

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  11. BlackstarAries’s avatar

    Does it have to be an apple? At least she doesn’t look smug, or superior.
    I get some small satisfaction out of the sister on the floor looking sort of bo-ho, which to me is way more fashionable-comfy-cool and me than a tight outfit.

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  12. spirit’s avatar

    A Pisces has over-indulged in Bacchanalia and her Virgo alter-ego is on the clean-up detail.

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  13. Ariel’s avatar

    Saturn (standing) has wiped out the Neptunian chick cuz she wasn’t doing a good enough job. Saturn will take it from here.

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