Pornography For Virgoans

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  1. Baristagem’s avatar

    Hahahaha

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  2. Über Virgo’s avatar

    Stop it Mystic! I’m at work. YOu’ll make me overexcited again.

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    1. matthew-minerva’s avatar

      LOL U ACT LIKE THATS A BAD THING :D

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  3. not-so-virginal’s avatar

    i know, this pic definitely Not Safe For Work.

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  4. nat’s avatar

    they are too dirty, some are facing different ways, the pointy bits aren’t lined up, they need sharpening… oh please let me FIX you…

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    1. Über Virgo’s avatar

      Actually, now that I’ve calmed down, you’re right. It’d be better if they were new, red, polished and freshly sharpened. Then I’d need rescue remedy, a blast of Nervatona and a cold shower.

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      1. not-so-virginal’s avatar

        yes but the thought of having a bunch of crusty poorly maintained pencils to arrange and sharpen is pleasurable in kind of a masochistic way :) . and OMG one is sharpened AT BOTH ENDS. that one has to go.

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        1. Über Virgo’s avatar

          I LOVE it when the Virgos go OFF! Mystic sure knows how to push our buttons.

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        2. twicethevirgo’s avatar

          Actually, two are sharpened at both ends! But I’m with you… I just want to clean and rearrange them. And make them all perfectly pointy.

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          1. nat’s avatar

            And make a colour gradation? *anticipatory quiver*

          2. Leonine Librarian’s avatar

            Pencil rehabbing…could take off.

          3. virgo to the maxx’s avatar

            Yes! Yes! Yes!

    2. Sweetpea’s avatar

      Disheveled bed head look perhaps nat? :)

      Should send this to my Virgo rising daughter. She’d get a laugh.

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    3. Lesly’s avatar

      My exact thoughts!

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      1. Sweetpea’s avatar

        And dang Lesly, about half way up from bottom is a Virgin in the mix.

        Not even sharpened!

        To the highest bidder? :)

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    4. Odette-in-Libra’s avatar

      - The two with the little lines in the middle (which also have points at both ends) – they need to either be side-by-side or one at either end, like bookends.
      - One or two (I can’t see the photo clearly enough to tell) have erasers – those need to be accounted for as well.
      - Some of them are white-lead & some are dark-lead.
      So many factors to account for, but they definitely, absolutely NEED TO BE REARRANGED.

      (Libra sun with Venus, Uranus & Pluto in Virgo.)

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      1. Odette-in-Libra’s avatar

        I’m not sure this is Virgo pornography – it’s too aggravating. I think this is a Virgo rubix cube.

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        1. not-so-virginal’s avatar

          i think you’re right. so many angles / categories / yay!

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  5. virgo cat’s avatar

    oh my! prrrrrrr……

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  6. virgo cat’s avatar

    Is it unusual that I just LOVE looking at it and could use this image to meditate?

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  7. prowlncat’s avatar

    *hands out the tissues*

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    1. Leonine Librarian’s avatar

      *hands out the hand sanitiser because tissues have lint*

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      1. davidl’s avatar

        hands out the Tena Lady’s..

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  8. unpredictable pisces’s avatar

    it’s all about being At One one with disarray……. the pisceans can explain how :)

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  9. starstrokes’s avatar

    have to admit i do have a fetish for the white chinagraph pencil, find them very sexy, but nooo, cannot cope with this pic- its too much for my Virgo Venus…they look so…used!

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  10. prowlncat’s avatar

    hmmm obviously our virginal and virgo influenced astro fiend friends here today have not come across the concepts that “control is an illusion” and “the natural order order of things is chaos and entropy”

    *runs and hides*

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    1. Sweetpea’s avatar

      I like to run Prowlin….I’ll hold your hand… :)

      FINALLY got an email from Gem Sun/Virgo Rising/Sagg Moon daughter today.

      Felt she had not emailed me yet after getting married at Fullerton City Hall, Ca cuz maybe on mini honeymoon? I never hover over my girls…can you tell?

      Wrote and said, she and hubby and my granddaughter got married and then put on sneakers & went to Disneyland..

      And, new hubby a Pisces, Leo Moon. Just like the ex I always mention here. She married what gave me the shits. And he is a sweety.

      Don’t ever call me predjudice, okay?

      xoSP

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    2. prowlncat’s avatar

      ps. Dirt IS good … how else do you think we get immunity to germs? I advise all Virgos to go roll naked in some dirt today :mrgreen:

      *runs and hides again* … you coming with me Sweetpea? lol

      nah you’re not prejudiced … maybe she’ll have better luck with the Pisces? If there is one sign renowned for doing in the collective heads of fish peeps its gemini’s … hehehe

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      1. not-so-virginal’s avatar

        prowln you’re right, entropy is a fundamental law of the universe, but all life forms by their very existence create and reproduce ordered systems out of chaos.

        i think it’s most healthy to indulge a bit of both things.

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        1. prowlncat’s avatar

          *laughs* right … and you say this on a thread dedicated to how uneven/clean/properly sharpened pencils are? … hmmm … ;)

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    3. Über Virgo’s avatar

      Uz betta runs coz Iz sharpenz mah pitchfrok

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      1. Sweetpea’s avatar

        LOL :)

        Will run like hell Ubs. Don’t like holes in my arse. Yoouch!!

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  11. prowlncat’s avatar

    BLOODY FECK what is with my typos today :evil:

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  12. virgo jo’s avatar

    Pencil perfect simplicity………. that is all.

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  13. davidl’s avatar

    Just one more pencil, please, yeah, good, mmmm, yeah , just one more…white, yeah, wooow ….

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    1. prowlncat’s avatar

      david where are you putting that pencil???????????????????

      ;)

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      1. Sweetpea’s avatar

        Davey, are you humpin’ the #2 again? :)

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        1. not-so-virginal’s avatar

          or one of those jumbo ‘novelty size’ pencils you get in souvenir shops? ;)

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          1. davidl’s avatar

            aha, aha, aha !

          2. prowlncat’s avatar

            david are you singin’ that to the sakata theme tune???

          3. davidl’s avatar

            no…and anyways Im totally finished with these pencils, its over..I saw this amazing crayon set at the post office this morning ! and I like rarely go to the post office in the morning…so it was like , karmic or something..anyway I realised as soon as I saw the crayons that it was over for me and those fuqing white pencils…they make me sooo mad !

          4. Sweetpea’s avatar

            Pencils betrayed!

            News at eleven…

  14. Lea Kennedy’s avatar

    LOL

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  15. Sweetpea’s avatar

    We are sure a craxy mix of mo-fos lol..

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  16. Libra Sun/Moon, Virgo rising’s avatar

    Now we just need a stack of fresh notebooks. Reminds me of when I was a child, salivating in the stationery section while the other kids were in the toy aisle…

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    1. Über Virgo’s avatar

      Mystic has done a series of stationery posts. Try the tags. They’ll warm your little Virgo rising cockles.

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      1. Libra Sun/Moon, Virgo rising’s avatar

        Ooh, lovely!

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        1. Anonymous’s avatar

          ahhh the crispness of new notebooks….and trying to make pencil ends perfectly pointed…mmmmm

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  17. Leogroover’s avatar

    you are all sure crazy i can’t see half that detail in the pencils. I am amzed by your astuteness. They look messy to me but pornographic. i don’t get it! Poor me

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    1. Über Virgo’s avatar

      You mustn’t have any personal planets in Virgo. Put it this way, we feel about stationery the way Leos feel about bling and luxe labels/cosmetics.

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      1. Leonine Librarian’s avatar

        and mirrors and hair products…although I did want to ask you uber, with the matching red pencils…would you go for all the same hb or an assortment?

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        1. Über Virgo’s avatar

          I insist on 2B only and sharpened to a point. Best for both writing and drawing.

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          1. unpredictable pisces’s avatar

            2B…soft but so responsive….dark but not smudgy….fine lines and emphasis rolled into one :)

          2. Über Virgo’s avatar

            Oh, UP, you’re my friend for life.

          3. davidl’s avatar

            your easy Uber, if I said ‘a new box of staedler 2Bs’ would that give you good reason to, umm, have my love child or something ?

          4. Über Virgo’s avatar

            Only if you refrain from chewing the ends.

  18. Leogroover’s avatar

    So explain the porn aspect of it Do tell!

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    1. Deliteful27’s avatar

      Show us your tips!

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      1. scorpalicious robot’s avatar

        :lol:

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    2. Über Virgo’s avatar

      It’s purely sensual. It can’t be explained. It’s like trying to explain how a Taurean feels about baked potatoes.

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      1. tati’s avatar

        Or how a Scorpio feels about …. oh never mind : :D :

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        1. xox rockstar libran publicist xox’s avatar

          so if the pencils be Virgo Porn am tres intrigued….

          they’re OBVIOUSLY shot in Maison Martin Margiela …. a Ram.
          fisty, fiesty, iconic, avant gard, & remains – to this day – 1000% under radar….. so who knows whom be sharpener of both ends of a grubby pencil!

          so is there a Virgo assistant we should ask?
          one whom may, or may not, have organized the variants of shabby shades in said row above?

          his cleaner?
          so if the pencils be Virgo Porn AM tres intriugued….

          they’re OBVIOUSLY shot in Maison Martin Margiela …. a ram.
          fisty, fiesy, grubby, iconic, avant gard, & remains – to this day – under the radar…..& sharpener of both ends of a grubby pencil!

          so is there a Virgo assistant we should ask?
          the one whom may, or may not, have organised the variants of shade in said row?

          his cleaner?

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          1. Über Virgo’s avatar

            I think there’s an echo in here

            I think there’s an echo in here

          2. xox rockstar libran publicist xox’s avatar

            UM double post………… how does that work?!!
            off to win dbl lotto now……….

            xox

          3. xox rockstar libran publicist xox’s avatar

            what

            what

            ………….eh……….????????

        2. unpredictable pisces’s avatar

          hehe. maybe how a pisces feels about having a whole afternoon of daydreaming

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  19. spirit’s avatar

    you have just ignited my lust for stacks of new notebook paper, post-it notes and lazer-sharp Sharpie pens.

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    1. unpredictable pisces’s avatar

      ooh i can smell the stationery shop now………….mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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      1. nat’s avatar

        *U*P*, you seem to be having a bet each way: at one with disarray AND getting the finer points of a 2B & the smell of a stationery shop. How VERY Piscean of you!

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        1. unpredictable pisces’s avatar

          hee hee i didn’t even realise i was doing it!

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          1. nat’s avatar

            just the natural, all-encompassing, wisdom-of-all-the-signs type Pisces gift in action!!! I have Neptune on my ascendant & loads of water trines in my chart, so think I get a bit of the Pisces vibe, but I’d be happy to be one next time round.

          2. unpredictable pisces’s avatar

            oh i think you’d make a great haute pisces :) you’re great now too so imagine the wisdom of one more lifetime added to the mix! !

  20. spirit’s avatar

    I actually went round to the Office Supply store this afternoon after being overcome with lust ( see above post )…..I have a virtual treasure-trove of goodies now !

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    1. davidl’s avatar

      ahh, the lost art of company office supplies pilferring, oh sorry, ’stocking’. Nice to know these traditional arts are still used today.

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      1. spirit’s avatar

        WRONG—I bought them at a Office Max…it`s a retail store.

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  21. Uranian&Plutonic Virgo’s avatar

    Omg. Did nothing to me. Eh.

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    1. Über Virgo’s avatar

      I’m sure you have some other secret, kinky Virgoan fetish…Crisp bedlinen? ironed cuffs? cufflinks? loopy Piscean men????

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    2. Über Virgo’s avatar

      Wooden spoons?

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      1. Sweetpea’s avatar

        Well, we know that your’s was/is a right firm hairbrush on Davidl’s creamy white/brown…(pick a color?) bum :)

        Virgo rising daughter just married her Pisces! Funny.

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      2. davidl’s avatar

        you virgo vixen you, stop it this instant !

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      3. Uranian&Plutonic Virgo’s avatar

        Heeehaw, wow, sorry just got back plugged in, was offline for a few days, as is the pattern these days…sigh…

        Wooden spoons, yes! So versatile! Can cook with it and can spank with it! Bliss! :lol:

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