Vampires Are Aquarian

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I remember now – Vampires are Aquarian – like Count Duckula…It FITS! Eccentric diets, non-trad social values and an abiding loyalty combined with erratic libido. But they always look great & you can take them anywhere.

See Also: Angels Are The New Vampires

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  1. Baristagem’s avatar

    …..& they are sometimes bats….lol

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    1. Über Virgo’s avatar

      lol!

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      1. Champagne Bearing Aquarian’s avatar

        :D

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  2. fallen angel’s avatar

    oh how true barista…johnny cash was an aqua and he was always dressed in black. One question though, where does technology fit in?

    Or would that be the tight against light super caskets they use with the specially enhanced preservative soil?

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  3. Damons22/jan’s avatar

    Johhny was the other type or Aqua , and one of my Favourite musos btw vampish? gothic? true . Very Dark depressed tormented soul. Like to think that personally one may have some supernatural powers akin to a vampire. 1. Can totally see in the dark 2. can fully fly (if only in astral each night.)3. LOVE suckng slender soft necks (female) 4. Can( at times) sleep all day and stay out all night 5. often howl at the full moon ..( oh thats a warewolf) spelling? my sisters good friend is totally AquaVampire tho hes tall, slim, pasty white, hes a nurse that works in the dungeon / morgue at Bris hospital he looks after dead peeps and drains the bodily fluids ie blood etc CREEPY! lives on E’s , weed and wiz . On the side hes a freakin D.J and never sleeps. And her ex bf muso is the same . Im SO not like that ! Sick sense of humour but thats about it although my canine teeth are a bit pointy:-)

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  4. scorpalicious robot’s avatar

    Disagree. Aquas don’t do lustful seething very well. A vampire has to have the sexy hypnotic gaze to lure their prey… Scorps i say.

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    1. Champagne Bearing Aquarian’s avatar

      Ah, but as Mystic has pointed out, Aqua men are very good at the hunky door-stopping. THAT has been known to weave a mildly hypnotic spell…but agree, scorps have the smouldering intensity to their gaze.

      A bit of late night musing – I wonder what sign the typical ninja would be? I’m going with Virgo or Scorp. And the typical zombie??

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      1. scorpalicious robot’s avatar

        well, i never did have the pleasure of an Aqua door-stopping and Aqua was the last sign on my astro bed post list when it suddenly dawned on me that i had to complet the astro wheel. Maybe i don’t appeal to them. Who knows, plenty of Virgo and Taureans to keep me entertained.

        Hehe… typical ninja – Virgo, Cap moon, Scorp rising. Zombie…hmmm that’s tricky. I shall ponder that as i head towards my bed arms stretched in front of me, zombie like. :lol: nighty night.

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        1. Lexicorn’s avatar

          you have to complete the astro wheel! The made me snort coffee!!

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          1. scorpalicious robot’s avatar

            hehe… it’s true though. With Mars in Virgo (in the 8th), I have a list with all the signs next to the names (not that i can remember half of them now). I started the list in my late 20’s and as i was into astrology ever since i could remember i did a bit of back tracking and commenced my secret list. I was a late starter so not that many to remember.

            Virgo tops the list and Libra comes in a close 2nd, which makes sense given my Mars/Venus. Aqua and Aries at the bottom of list.

            This mission to bed an Aqua was back in my Pluto in Sagg party/rave days.
            As soon as Pluto went into Cap i went Zen celibate. So there you go. :)

          2. Champagne Bearing Aquarian’s avatar

            LOL – I just had to do a quick tally. Seems I have an aversion to fire signs – no Leo, Sag or Aires (that I know of!)

          3. scorpalicious robot’s avatar

            how strange CBA – one would think air and fire a good match! Where’s your venus and mars?

  5. Taurean Love Expert’s avatar

    Am so over the Twilight thing! Keep getting media calls asking for comment on whether Edward & Bella are in abusive relationship etc etc. Don’t know, don’t CARE.

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    1. Leonine Librarian’s avatar

      TLE I’m just thankful there is someone else out there that does.not.give.a.shit about anything twilight…

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      1. whatever’s avatar

        Yeah LL apparently there was another twilight film before this one – who knew? I must’ve been out of the room flossing when that blockbuster hit. How does this stuff pass me by I ask you?

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        1. Leonine Librarian’s avatar

          careful non-attention?

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  6. aquaphobe’s avatar

    fascinated with vamps since i was 8….yes, i’m one of the sad sacks who got sucked in by twilight…had to read all the books to get it out of my system…and YES it is an abusive relationship….hehehe…
    But agree the seething and sensuality is so much more scorp…
    true – us aqua’s are more duckula than lustful and dark like bram’s characters…we want caviar but end up with skittles….

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    1. Leonine Librarian’s avatar

      There are quite a few people of all ages I know in thrall…
      I don’t see the people that read the books as sad sacks…I’m all for reading and books with a supernatural theme are selling really, really well. I’m just sick of the saturated marketing hype.

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    2. Taurean Love Expert’s avatar

      Aquaphobe, I don’t think you’re a sad sack for liking Twilight – I just am over being expected to have an opinion on it. I like vampire stories, & was a Buffy freak myself.

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    3. postmodscorp’s avatar

      I’ve been fascinated too Aquaphobe, and I thoroughly enjoyed Twilight etc…
      But the best book I’ve read was Daylight by a kiwi author (who also wrote The Vintners Luck) – Elizabeth Knox. Brilliant.
      And I’m turning the hype to my advantage – I’m on a mission to work out why it is so popular – my own private Social Critique/Enquiry so to speak. Keeps the mind active!

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  7. year of the fox’s avatar

    OOoh oooh vegetarian vampire dinner party with Count duckula and Bunnicula!

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    1. matthew-minerva’s avatar

      IM IN!
      send me an invite lol ;)

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      1. year of the fox’s avatar

        LOL! There would be plenty of veggie juices, ribena drinks, and maybe gazpacho! :p The whole genre of vegetarian vampires is so aqua!

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  8. spirit’s avatar

    Vampires could`nt be Aquas…no blood-lust…..Now, Dr Frankenstein , attempting to create artificial “Life”…he no doubt is an Aqua.

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  9. prowlncat’s avatar

    Completely clueless about this vampire business so got out that Twilight movie last night and excuse me but …. which one of them was the vampire the girl or the guy? Man that girl was bloodless … perhaps the reason why he couldn’t read her mind is that she didn’t actually have a brain? Underwhelmed.

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  10. william’s avatar

    doesn’t matter, could be any sign, -once your bit , your bit.

    unless you have “Vlad the Impaler” birth info…

    Actually drac, wolfman, and Frankystein, represent 3 main “Doubles”

    (from Doestevsky The Double) human soul can “double” out of itself..

    like Bush, or a nazi doctor, do crimes all day then go to a classical music
    concert at night believing they are serving humanity— human soul can
    double out of itself so far— human not at home anymore– something else it… (have to stay grounded to avoid this…. meditation on the ‘Hara” point said to be best curative for “doubling”

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  11. spirit’s avatar

    I`ve heard that too…when you aren`t grounded, you become an appetizer for wicked discarnate energies that make your etheric go all wobbly.

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