Comments on: Jesus Was A Capricorn

By: scorpalicious robot

scorpalicious robot — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:30:38 +0000

Tee hee..

By: fallen angel

fallen angel — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:16:59 +0000

Scorpalicious, in a moment of passion I once called to the Deity, at the time was dating the Comedy Sagg who promptly corrected me and said, no Babe, is not God, is X.

Funny bastard.

By: fallen angel

fallen angel — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:15:37 +0000

hmm. the sexual prowess would completely explain all the groupies in uniform (nuns) then ya?

By: No Titles

No Titles — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:14:16 +0000

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By: Lexicorn

Lexicorn — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:36:08 +0000

OK. Weighing in. Why not. I should defend my kind I s’pose.
I’m all up for Jesus, the man, being any sign he liked, and Aries sounds about as apt as any other, actually quite fitting, and I’m very impressed with Uber’s citations. But all-we-peeps-here know that the Jesus we have created in pop-culture is just the latest retro recreation of the sun god, of the solstice, of the return of fire from the frost, which would make Apollo, Ra, Sol, Jebus et al, a personification of Capricorn… King of the Deities darlings.

By: scorpalicious robot

scorpalicious robot — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:20:05 +0000

oh Jesus Christ!!!

By: Lexicorn

Lexicorn — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:58 +0000

Aw shucks.

By: davidl

davidl — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:20:54 +0000

look here AB, none of that silly typecasting now… jesus had many traits shared with the aries stereotype. Courage, strength, ability to persevere, honesty…should I go on ? Oh, and he was amazing in bed..

By: fallen angel

fallen angel — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:07:34 +0000

Yes, can you imagine him going, My Way or the High Way?

I think it was actually “I am the Way, the Truth and The Light” which if he said that with a cocktail on one hand next to a pool would be so Piscean IMO.

By: Aqua Baby

Aqua Baby — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:04:06 +0000

Didn’t some medieval monks stuff up the Georgian calendar? Would that have affected the estimation of April 6? I’m not overly religious but I just cannot believe Jesus was an Aries…unless he bossed his followers into portraying him as selfless, humanitarian, all-wise, etc etc…