
Jesus was a Capricorn, he ate organic foods.
He believed in love and peace and never wore no shoes.
Long hair, beard and sandals and a funky bunch of friends.
Reckon they’d just nail him up if He come down again.
‘Cos everybody’s got to have somebody to look down on.
Who they can feel better than at anytime they please.
Someone doin’ somethin’ dirty, decent folks can frown on.
If you can’t find nobody else, then help yourself to me.
Tags: Jesus astrology, Jesus Capricorn, Jesus Was A Capricorn, Kris Kristofferson, Was Jesus An Aries
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love it!! i thought he was a pisces
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I actually have the original LP……
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I am sure I ready one of Mystic’s posts just this year that said that some people believe Jesus’ birthdate was April 6 – making him an Aries. I almost fell over because that is my birthdate.
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i thought he was born on xmas day 25 Dec making him a cap? then he did die and was born again kinda on easter making him a Pisces ? why dont we just find the middle way here and call him an Aqua! …. Yeah Jesus is an Aquarian… cool
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Oh i blew it … easter is in April right? making him an Aries … silly me.
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I know this is an album reference but re the jesus birthday thing- I am not buying it. Just magically happens to fall on the same annual span as yule and every other sun god myth AND easter equinox rebirth? little bit too convenient when trying to start conversion of pagan worshipers. Also, with all the other editing and dismissals, revised editions, coverups and dead sea scrolls that still live in a vatican safe does anyone believe anything the church says anymore anyway?
Sorry I don’t mean to get all preachy, I have nothing against jesus but it just screams bollucks to me. as does a Rabbi with no wife back then? did they know any Jews? or Capricorns for that matter?
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ram tormented by librians! what a great handle !!!
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Just a very cool dude (Kris or Jesus take your pick)……………
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aaah Mystic. That too has eased the hangover and award-robbery… xx
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You were robbed???!!!!
Poor Lex. You’ll knock em dead next time.
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It was a seriously hot Virgo Rising/Moon outfit too!! Black and white but broken down, organiced up and diagonal lines. Oh well… xx
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Lexi Babe, winning is being fabulous and by the sounds of it, you hit it by a landslide!
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Aw shucks.
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I posted somewhere on the site earlier this year, according to BBC doco “Son of God”, Jesus was a multiple conjunct Aries. The historians checked with astronomers for the star the Magi followed, which turned out to be Jupiter burning very bright and close to the moon. I think it was Sun, Moon, Jupiter and Saturn in Aries on that date.
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Found it. Around April 17, 6 BC. A new moon eclipse, plus Jupiter as morning star.
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cool thanks uber virgo, I will pass that onto my father he is totally into jesus coverups.
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I read somewhere he was born around late april/early may- which made sense to me cos other revolutionaries Lenin, Stalin, Castro all had the earth/fire cusp thing as well.
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Soz, said it before, will say it again, Jesus a Pisces. I think they declared him born on Dec. 25th for Tax Purposes.
But seriously, the sandals, laid back demeanor, the nebulous relationships with tainted women who he compassioned back to wholeness and innocence, the fishes, the wine, the organic hippy look…???? Going walkabout for 40 days & nights, what about this is not a Piscean experience?
And not quite ON topic but isn’t it funny that if we lobbed off the lower half of his tunic and gave him tight pants and shades, he’d essentially look like a rock star? I’ve always wondered if there was a relation between that and the rock look of utter cool mayhem.
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yes to all of that. agree…. esp tight leather pants. jesus would understand, he’s cool like that.
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Didn’t some medieval monks stuff up the Georgian calendar? Would that have affected the estimation of April 6? I’m not overly religious but I just cannot believe Jesus was an Aries…unless he bossed his followers into portraying him as selfless, humanitarian, all-wise, etc etc…
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Yes, can you imagine him going, My Way or the High Way?
I think it was actually “I am the Way, the Truth and The Light” which if he said that with a cocktail on one hand next to a pool would be so Piscean IMO.
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look here AB, none of that silly typecasting now… jesus had many traits shared with the aries stereotype. Courage, strength, ability to persevere, honesty…should I go on ? Oh, and he was amazing in bed..
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oh Jesus Christ!!!
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Scorpalicious, in a moment of passion I once called to the Deity, at the time was dating the Comedy Sagg who promptly corrected me and said, no Babe, is not God, is X.
Funny bastard.
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Tee hee..
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hmm. the sexual prowess would completely explain all the groupies in uniform (nuns) then ya?
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OK. Weighing in. Why not. I should defend my kind I s’pose.
I’m all up for Jesus, the man, being any sign he liked, and Aries sounds about as apt as any other, actually quite fitting, and I’m very impressed with Uber’s citations. But all-we-peeps-here know that the Jesus we have created in pop-culture is just the latest retro recreation of the sun god, of the solstice, of the return of fire from the frost, which would make Apollo, Ra, Sol, Jebus et al, a personification of Capricorn… King of the Deities darlings.
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