Astro-Gaga: What Sign Is She & What Is She Writing?

Graham+Rounthwaite+-+i8Jom13Graham Rounthwaite

Seriously, what is going on here?

We rule out Virgo immediately.   Lipstick stains are hell to get off glass.

Sagg would scribble on glass, no worries, but would a Sagg be so long-winded?  I think not.

Pisces would not write so neatly though the concept would appeal.

Aries would just smash the glass or not have even bothered to hang around writing a message. Because, everyone knows, Arieans don’t take being dissed.

Scorpio?  A proper Scorpio doesn’t actually write messages in lipstick. Scorpio would all ready be in the next town over, seducing your friend, accountant or agent.

Gemini or Libra would although if she’s either of those two, she’s stopped mid-scrawl with a better idea. Skywriting?

Capricorn? Gravity defying perkiness is tres Cap.

Thoughts???

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  1. Anonymous’s avatar

    Pisces feeling a bit emo after a one night stand?? “Another morning after”

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  2. Aries_FTL’s avatar

    Miss Scorpio outside her ex-lovers house in obsessive stalker mode because she can’t let go.

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    1. postmodscorp’s avatar

      NOpe, not a scorp. We never embarrass ourselves with such overt emo behaviour…. We plot and plan, then execute while ensuring our alibi is water tight, and we look amazing!

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  3. Leonine Librarian’s avatar

    It’s not the right red, but I could see a Leo doing this.

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    1. Leonine’s avatar

      And look at her lovely mane too! Definite possibility.

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      1. unpredictable pisces’s avatar

        oooo. yes a leo with Scorpio moon?

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        1. Leonine Librarian’s avatar

          Yeah speaking as a leo with a scorp moon I could at some stages of my life done this for dramatic effect… and would not of been concerned overtly, how this would of been preceived, as long as I made my point…these days it’s just another clear surface to make a list.

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  4. shell’s avatar

    a leo, who suspecting it is a two way mirror has written such a message in pretense of it being a reminder to self, but is actually intending to remain squished against the glass looking sexily disheveled as a reminder to all those inside semi-comatose on the sofa’s how she can ‘hack it’ way better?

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  5. Sassy’s avatar

    A cancerian wanting to get back at ex, writing something vindictive on the glass so his new gf will find it..

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  6. olyalya’s avatar

    Looks like a pee’ed off Crab to moi, and the chest…. but yeah my Scorp ascendant would stop me from doing it this way.

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  7. crabwoman’s avatar

    my vote is cancer! – great at writing letters after dumping and tend to have a good scroll with writing, especially dramatic writing – plus, I doubt any would not have a classic red lippy or sixteen, tucked away somewhere!

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    1. fallen angel’s avatar

      Ladies, as a Cancer I simply cannot agree.. are we not too pass-agg for that? No, wait is my Virgo Rising that doth protest. Plus I have an Aqua Moon btw so anything I’d do would have to be transmitted/rendered/brought about electronically.

      Eh, Kataka it is. You guys are right..but with lots more crying whilst looking hot.

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  8. Anonymous’s avatar

    aquarius womann

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  9. Baristagem’s avatar

    I think she is an aqua who has a PhD.
    She has had a wild night out by her pool & has woken up with a brilliant idea on how to structure her next paper. She has got to get it down & fast before it slips away. She doesn’t have pen or paper but uses lipstick & glass as the next best thing…

    Now her only problem is how does she photocopy the glass for a copy…..

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    1. unpredictable pisces’s avatar

      she uses her phone of course, to take a photo of the scrawl to send it directly to her laptop

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      1. Baristagem’s avatar

        Brilliant!

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    2. Aqua Fey’s avatar

      I thought Aqua in spelling correction mode. Making a statement not to be forgotten!

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  10. starstrokes’s avatar

    A Pisces…she is only there cos he has a pool with views, (thats the synchronicity talking) oh, & he is a record producer. ” Another morning after” & accompanied styling is her demonstrating her psychic vision of the cover of her first single which will make her famous. She is all about self-promo ever since Uranus bumped into her sign…

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    1. Sweetpea’s avatar

      Think that would make a great cover ss!

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  11. unpredictable pisces’s avatar

    i think a very obsessed and fixated pisces. this is something i would probably do if i let myself. (and i knew the recipient might get a kick out of it / i was too fuqed up to care)

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    1. unpredictable pisces’s avatar

      disclaimer: current state of mind is a bit obsessive and fixated . she looks how i feel a lot of the time atm. the other part of the time i am doing aqua/ capricorn-y things to try and be aloof/detached/better.

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  12. taurean alchemist’s avatar

    yep. Leo with Scorp moon and Gemini rising.

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  13. Aries_FTL’s avatar

    I think you guys are right, I’ve changed my mind. She’s a cancerian who can’t let go. Mad as cut snakes when it comes to r’ship break ups those Katakas. ;-)

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    1. Über Virgo’s avatar

      Yep, Kataka. It’s a 21st century version of Wuthering Heights, transplanted to LA. Catherine Earnshaw in Armani is scrawling a message to Heathcliff to let her in, as she’s forgotten her keys. She tried screaming ‘I’m so hot, let me in!’ but he’s applying eyeliner and listening to Joy Division on his ipod and can’t hear her.

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  14. V Venusian’s avatar

    Not Cap or libra.
    The Libra rising in me Loves lipstick too much to waste it scrawling on mirror.
    And capricorn would have scoured internet to find that exact shade of perfecto redness at a discount hong kong price or at least waited for ages to get it with a gift with purchase to justify the price she paid!

    I think “look at me Leo woz here and I am leaving MY mark!”

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  15. Sweetpea’s avatar

    L.A. pool party gone awry but morning after sleeping on lounge, still practicing her signature for Reality Show.

    Flavor Flav done locked her out.

    http://www.broadcastingcable.com/photo/164/164462-Flavorflav_M_Tr_11064695_600.jpg

    Aries Sun (very young Aries you see…) Leo Moon, Gemini Rising

    She’s just about to get riled enough to leave another scratching to the mo-fo taking her pix through the glass.

    She does and photog later takes pix of sliding glass door and he becomes rich cuz in L.A. they call that art.

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  16. Anonymous’s avatar

    kerry washington is actually an aquarius

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  17. Seabird’s avatar

    I think she’s a Gemini. She’s in a total fit of pique and she’s writing a long-winded nastily-barbed letter of bitter reprisal to her lover. By the time he finds the message and actually deciphers it, she will have completely forgotten that she wrote it or even that there was a problem. Quite probably, she may have a new lover as well.

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  18. Leogroover’s avatar

    whats with the gemini rising? how abt jilted kataka with leo moon!

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    1. Sweetpea’s avatar

      Cuz Gemini rising has to SAY something or express something (usually ;) )

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  19. Shula’s avatar

    a capricorn would never mess up their mouth like that.

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    1. Sweetpea’s avatar

      My Gem rising would want to scrawl something on that door but Cappy Moon would not hear of it….Beneath one…

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  20. shannon’s avatar

    As a Scorp I view it as somone who has been jilted; so obviously she has broken into their house, painfully set up a low-fi self timed polaroid, written their “true name” in (a tres meaningful hue and brand of) lipstick on (a beatifully poignant medium that shows how see-through you are and how you cannot touch me EVER, ok?) glass. She is saying, ‘I am over your too, it’s a shame’.

    But I would hazard to guess the theme is Pisces with a healthy(ish) mix of Leo

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  21. spirit’s avatar

    A Leo—–marking her territory, like a dog peeing on the corner of furniture…… ” THIS IS MINE ! “

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  22. Anonymous’s avatar

    It’s cool Aquarian beauty, Kerry Washington.

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  23. jo’s avatar

    Looks to me like she ran into that door, look at that top lip! Maybe that would also explain the dumb look………………

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  24. Beaverlodge’s avatar

    Okay, okay, Mys, she may not be a Gemini or fourteen but she wants to look like it. You know, it appeals to some people. She’s probably been working since she was fourteen and forgot to grow up. It’s called the Brittney syndrom.

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