Astro-Gaga: What Sign Is This Guy?

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I am thinking he is a Gemini – bookish, dark glasses to hide his lying eyes, lol. Or a Libra – preoccupation with balance leads him to use the old books-on-head-trick to aid poise.  But what is he carrying? Baseball bats? A Sagittarius? He also has the slight look of a pretentious Pisces…An Aries who didn’t read the book club blurb properly? Thoughts please?

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  1. virgo cat’s avatar

    Gemini with some kind of Aquarius side.
    Those glasses. Gemini. The detached look even though we can’t see his eyes.

    I do see what you mean about the baseball bats and Sag though.
    Tough.

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  2. ScorpintheSky’s avatar

    What about Leo? Hairy. Shirtless. Attitude. And advertisement of the fact that he is both a genius scholar AND potential major league baseballer. Probably third generation Harvaard Law student/Rhode Scholar. As in James Wasp Lyon III. The sunnies have zero function and are for pure glamour and attention getting. He wears them indoors!

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  3. Aeris’s avatar

    OMG! LOL! Mystic hates her daughter, mother, and sister! LOL!!!!!

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    1. Mystic Medusa’s avatar

      I do???? I actually adore them…

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      1. Mystic Medusa’s avatar

        Replying to myself now lol but seriously, i don’t see the ‘hate’ here? I think maybe the prob is that i have enuf planets in pisces that i don’t see the prob with confabulation, recreational fibbing, embellishment etc. So to me it’s just funny…every sun sign has its foibles…What i love about MOST geminis is how they can so lightly laugh off their “faults” and that they don’t fling moral judgements about…

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    2. matthew-minerva’s avatar

      where does mystic say she hates them?? im lost :S
      Plus Mystic wouldnt say that :) shes way to awesome!

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    3. fallen angel’s avatar

      Aeris, soz, what does this have to do with Mystic’s female kin? Is there some implication that those sun signs belong to her mother, daughter, sister – and have been specially chosen?

      The dots are not connecting and may have possibly been vanquished by the large hadron collider. Was it you who dropped the bit o’ baguette? haha…

      But just so you know, every sun sign here gets its day in the sun for Hi and Lo traits…not sure where the hate thing comes from at all.

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      1. matthew-minerva’s avatar

        HAHAHAHAHAH
        i think the baguette culprit is silenced!
        TA i agree with u!

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    4. taurean alchemist’s avatar

      Mystic, I reckon you should just delete crappy comments like Aeris’…

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  4. aquaphobe’s avatar

    what a strange combo of old and new…..i’d pick aries.. .those books dont seem fancy enough for a leo…but then the glasses dont fit either….ugh…
    aries, sag rising, leo moon combo?

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    1. FireTrine’s avatar

      Seriously getting offended here!!!! I had a rant on another thread about this, Asstrologism going on contra the Fire People around here!!! We are NOT all egomaniacs… Grr.

      Yours truly from a Leo, Aries Rising, Sagg Moon person.

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      1. scorpalicious robot’s avatar

        please don’t take offence FireTrine. I have moon in Sagg myself and my best friend is a Gemini and the other an Aries. :)

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        1. scorpalicious robot’s avatar

          anyway, Scorps get a bit of a bad rap sometimes.

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          1. spirit’s avatar

            Yes we do —–constantly. But the trick is that we don`t give a fuque.

        2. FireTrine’s avatar

          You are obviously a very lovely Scorpie Poo
          (not like my nemesis or my mother, ehem). You guys do have a hard time of it too. I am not seriously offended but I guess the cap doesn’t always fit, which is why I get a little tired of the stereotyping… Maybe I should try not caring, but that Taurus Moon on Monday really got under my skin.

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          1. Sweetpea’s avatar

            Enjoy your trine, Fire, and just be the fab babe you are!x

          2. scorpalicious robot’s avatar

            so you have a Scorp mum… you poor thing… hehe. I worked with a Leo guy with a Scorp mum and every time we argued he’d say “you’re just like my mum!!” And the reason for the arguments? well, he took quite a fancy to me (even though he was married!!) and i had ZERO interest. My lack of interest made him even more determined until it reached a stage where i had to yell out in front of the entire office “leave me the fuq alone” Then he accused ME of being the drama queen!
            The constant attention and flirting was embarassing and i’m a Cap rising who likes to act in a respectable manner at work. I didn’t want peeps thinking i was encouraging him. God, it was so exhausting. He had moon in Sagg, Sagg rising. All that fire was unstoppable.

            My sister’s a Leo and we used to fight ALL the time but now that she’s married with kids she seems to have calmed down and i just don’t like fighting anymore.

            But yeah, Leo/Scorp not really the best combo. Fire and water creates steam!

          3. Über Virgo’s avatar

            I love a bit of stereotyping. It’s always good for a laugh and in my case all the stereotypical Virgo traits are true.

            Scorps cop it the worst though.

          4. Leonine Librarian’s avatar

            I think if we look in our charts deep enough there is a little bit of something going on from almost every sign…I have some gemini floating around somewhere…not a lot, but some, lilith in aquagirl…made sense in a perverse way, but then I live with a Leo sun Scorp moon so it’s a daily survival tactic to embrace a bit of the perverse…

          5. nat’s avatar

            Stereotyping? Yay. Bring it on!

            If I’m following this correctly, he’s a box-headed Capricorn, with a squared-eared, bum-fluffed fixed Aqua riser and a sports equipment totin’ Saggo Moon. Right? He sure ain’t no Taurus with those puny shoulders.

            Signed,

            Buxom, home-lovin’ Cancerian who’s off to bake a cake & fluff some pillows in her sexy 50’s house frock x

          6. Sweetpea’s avatar

            What came to mind too, is “A Circuit of Fiery Energy”….”Spirit, inspiration, being, becoming, joy and faith…..”

            Stephen Arroyo, “Astrology, Karma and Transformation”

            You might want to check into that FireTrine as he talks about the fire houses, 1,5,9 and the trine it makes. Has to do with “verging on the transcendent”.

            Said you have Aries rising, Leo then must be 5th, and Sagg 9th. That sounds very pure fire energy to me because all of those signs rule those houses and you state planets there.

            Yet anyone with placements in 1,5,9 and in trine aspect have a “circuit of fire energy”….

            “Manifestion for a higher power where ego is put aside or merges with the creative”…

            Arroyo did the experiment with about a dozen spiritual Masters and he states that the common denominator was the fire trine.

            He was shown this method through a dream….

          7. Scorpinthesky’s avatar

            So sorry I offended you with my comment fire trine! I had a rant in the leo post a while back about how much I have to learn from you guys! Plus I don’t know anything about astrology. I’m just taking my nonsense stab in the dark. I LOVE LEOS!

      2. aquaphobe’s avatar

        have you seen the contra aqua comments??? and how many peeps are ditching aqua ex’s on this forum? i’ve got an avatar depicting a replicant for a reason u know….

        my leo comment wasnt meant as a criticism…the leo’s i know value quality (in all forms, not just $$$) If they had a vintage book, their appreciation of said vintage text would mean they would be loathe to perch it on their head. Even if they valued it purely for the contents…wouldnt plonk it onto their noggin…

        meant in fun.

        geez.

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        1. aquaphobe’s avatar

          and agree with Uber…scorps seems to bear the brunt (didnt they rate super high in the ‘office bitch’ poll?)

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        2. prowlncat’s avatar

          yeah but hell seems to have no fury than someone burned by a Libran – they tend to cop it big time too! lol

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        3. prowlncat’s avatar

          whereas Cancers just get stereotyped as manipulative, clinging, pathetic, carb addicted shut-ins surrounded by vintage tapestries and the relics of their mummified ancestors *rolls eyes*

          I love your replicant avatar aquaphobe :)

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          1. aquaphobe’s avatar

            ……relics of their mummified ancestors…

            buahahahaha, prowl you crack me up!!!!!

          2. Sweetpea’s avatar

            “vintage tapestries and the relics of their mummified ancestors *rolls eyes*”

            Why were you not on the Taxidermy thread?

            :)

          3. davidl’s avatar

            stop it your turning me on Prowin, really, truly

          4. fallen angel’s avatar

            oh and knitting, crafts and cookies prowln… seriously!

            Why is there ever no mention of the leather cat o’ nine tails in the Cancerian closet??? :)

        4. FireTrine’s avatar

          Wow, Sweetpea,

          Thanks ever so much for sharing your book by Arroyo, that’s very kind! I googled it and it seems an amazing read judging by the reviews.

          I am still a novice in astrology and I had noticed what you said about the fire in my chart being in their houses and wondered what that meant – just a week ago. So intuitive and synchronicitus of you. I can’t help feeling what you said about my trine or circuit of fire being quite true as I think it is helpful to me in venturing out calmly into the ‘other’ with faith. And as apparently it demonstrates “Manifestion for a higher power where ego is put aside or merges with the creative”
          I’ll keep my outrage re the stereotyping to myself from now on.

          Aquaphobe, Aquarians are the craziest mofo’s but also some of the most intriguing and remarkable creatures – I think everyone would have to agree to that. The most gifted psychics and healers I know are all Aqua people.

          I don’t know why I should enjoy them so much and yet have not one Scorpio friend being that the rest of my chart is all Cancer.

          Btw the curly mouth on that guy in the photo is really Piscean in my experience… Have you noticed that mouth shape on a particular sign anyone?

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          1. Liesel’s avatar

            I noticed his mouth shape too! Def not a Saggo… His mouth is too relaxed and I’ve noticed most Saggos (like myself) carry a lot of tension there.
            Pisces curly mouth, most definitely. :D
            Oh and for the record, I find mystic’s stereotyping hilarious. Carrying around random sports equipment so that you can be nonchalant when someone asks about it is VERY sag and very lol.
            <3

      3. Scorpinthesky’s avatar

        So sorry if I offended you fire trine. I had a big rant in a Leo post a while back about how much I think I have to learn from Leos. My father and my dad are leos and I love them!

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  5. olyalya’s avatar

    LOL

    Sag with a scorpio ascendant.

    Def Scorpio ascendant methinks B-)

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  6. unpredictable pisces’s avatar

    i don’t know but he’s CUTE

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      1. shell’s avatar

        he also looks quite a lot like one of my favourite local bar tenders, whom i think has left my favourite local pub, sigh. perhaps he’s taken up a baseball scholarship, majoring in english lit and doing a bit of modelling on the side to top up schol.

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    1. fallen angel’s avatar

      Darling UP, cute yes.. but I shudder to think what they’d do to him in prison.

      Specially with those posey batons…ahem

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  7. Sweetpea’s avatar

    Aries, Scorp rising doing his charm school homework. Lesson this week?

    How to beat the daylights outta anyone who looks at him cross-eyed while holding the books on his head.

    Poetry in motion, I tell ya.

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  8. matthew-minerva’s avatar

    Libra with scorp rising
    the balancing act on his head must indicate some strong inner balance also!

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    1. weathergirl’s avatar

      My exact guess, MM. Throw in a Gem Moon and he’ll give just about anything a try just for curiosity’s sake.

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      1. matthew-minerva’s avatar

        TRUE! and maybe venus conjunct jupiter in Taurus – Venus for the skin care yet conjunct jupiter – for the “devil may care” facial hair!
        so
        Libra sun
        Scorpio Rising
        Gemini Moon
        and possibly a Venus/Jupiter thing going on in Taurus
        mattxx

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    2. Über Virgo’s avatar

      Or he has a flat head.

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      1. Sweetpea’s avatar

        ha,ha

        He’s a block head Ubs…

        Cartoon over here used to be called “the block head boys”…I think..

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  9. year of the fox’s avatar

    Gemini. He’s got that weird greasy urban hipster hair with the strange looking sunglasses. All he needs is one of those crappy pseudo-country pastel plaid shirts with the pearl snaps and some skinny jeans and he’s all good to go. lol!

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    1. scorpalicious robot’s avatar

      you’ve described my type to a T. :) Yep Gem was my first thought.

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      1. year of the fox’s avatar

        LOL! I have 2 friends who look almost exactly like this guy except they have some more visible tatts. And yes they are Gems with those similar kinds of glasses. They ride fixed gear bicycles too. The resemblance is uncanny!

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        1. scorpalicious robot’s avatar

          ooooh tatts as well! so sexy. So where do these 2 friends of yours hang out…. hehee :)

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          1. year of the fox’s avatar

            LOL! You would have to come to Austin, TX and start stalking the vegan food trailers! LOL!

          2. scorpalicious robot’s avatar

            i would LOVE to visit Texas! I’ve been to NY, Detroit, Chicago, New Orleans and all of the West coast but never got around to TX. Next visit for sure. I ‘m not done with the US of A yet… hehe.

  10. Sweetpea’s avatar

    Pix just a take on the whole “jock can’t be smart” thing.

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  11. little fish’s avatar

    gemini

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  12. Aquafleur’s avatar

    They are oars, hence the two, non? Pisces, I reckon. they can be pretty dark, deceptive. Books for ye olde worlde thing. Yeah, pretty cute, and looks a bit like my Pisces ex.

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  13. Nora Parsley’s avatar

    Cancer. Come hither face, ye olde books and stay away stick things.

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  14. Leonine Librarian’s avatar

    A month or so back I ended up in a strange convo with the guy who works behind the counter pushing buttons to make the petrol bowsers work. His mate was in and giving him shit about his carefully constructed casual, I’m not really trying look…

    I really wanted to side with the mate, and did comment that his three day growth looked pretty strategic…it’s just that he was, in spite of the obviousness of the effortless look, actually working it.

    I so wanted to say as I left, ‘ You’re a Gemini aren’t you?’
    He looked like the twin of this guy.

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  15. JM/ über gem’s avatar

    I am attracted to him, so he’s either a sagg or an Aquarian ;)

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  16. ganeshaganesha’s avatar

    I’m thinkin Cap, or Aquarian.

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    1. venus a-go-go’s avatar

      He looks like 2 of my Caps friends. I am going for Cap. Yes… this does include the Weird sunglasses they found in the pub and a promise that they will do some sort of sport and improve themselves… whether they do it is another matter.

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  17. sassy’s avatar

    i reckon aries…. headstrong and with a… forthright approach

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  18. Pisces Gal’s avatar

    That’s easy – a Gemini pretending to be a Libran! The sunglasses give him away!

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  19. FireTrine’s avatar

    This is way easy. He is a Cancer, Rising Capricorn with his Moon in Pisces and with his Mars in Virgo. Whatever, as long as it ain’t a fire sign or a Gemini. (Going off to sulk now).

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    1. fallen angel’s avatar

      Soz Firetrine, but I am going to have to go with a Gemini Rising, Libra sun as Mystic pointed out. Scorpio Moon which prompted the inscrutability of the glasses, Venus in Leo as a bit of an attention whore because who wouldn’t be stared at with the books and batons balancing act.

      I should know..I have Venus in Leo, haha

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  20. natal saturn conj moon in Cap/Sagg Sun’s avatar

    Book on the head, Mercury on the brain, definitely Gemini!

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  21. double gem’s avatar

    dusty books and hard pointy things has to be a cap

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  22. Aqua Leo (Leo Sun Mercury & Mars, Aqua Rising, Aries Moon)’s avatar

    1st guess: He’s a Saggi. Trying to impress, as someone above said, with showing off his intellectual and sporty sides. The books combined with sunglasses combined with dual baseball bat thing will be only part of some Grand Filosofe d’Vie put on to impress some no doubt foreign chick who at present thinks he’s cute, but weird. But that is because he has not yet expounded his Grand Theories of Life to her. The poor susceptible foreigner (well he IS cute; but he has to go for foreign chicks because they can take all of this strangeness as his cute other-cultural-ness) has yet to discover that the rest of this Grand Filosofe also involves almost-vegetarianism, rites under the full moon on a beach somewhere, and of course, sex (slipped in at some point when she is fairly bamboozled by the rest of the package).

    I don’t know why but he looks like he is about to go out hunting, in a kind of primitive, baseball-batty kind of way. Probably the nearly-vegetarianism has the exception: he can eat meat when he hunts it himself. The shades are (1) to maintain his mystique (2) to build his night vision, for hunting, and (3) so he cannot build eye contact and thus a compassionate connection with the animals who will be thudwomped brutally as part of the hunting thing. I don’t know what the books are, but no doubt they are old, highly weird and highly influential in recommending weird courses of life as a path, nay THE path, to enlightenment.

    He’s going to try living off the land, but of course he has to have the books too.

    I am guessing his name is Tad, or Thad. Tad Hornby perhaps.

    The cliche would be to say he is an aquarius, but I don’t think aquarius men are so OBVIOUSLY straight out weird at first vibe as this. They look more ordinary but have weird motivations.

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  23. prowlncat’s avatar

    I dunno about the styling of the photo but the bloke is a Cap. Skinny/wiry with a big head and a fuq fashion beard. A gem or libra worth his salt would not sport this beard. It’s too …. beardlike. Not trimmed or shaped or pimped up or anything.

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    1. Leonine Librarian’s avatar

      Prowln, I missed that wispy little bit of hair on the jawline…yeah the lack of actual studied casualness sinks my Gemini guess now.

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    2. Liesel’s avatar

      Yeah seriously no way he could be a gem or libra. Maaaybe a cap. I’ve seen his beard/hair combination on a few unbalanced aries males too… No way he could be a Sag, cause his beard would have to be trimmed up extra silly-style (a twirly moustache, a pointy pirate goatee, etc)… or a full blown puffy gigantic mountain man beard. *lol/groan*

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  24. Leonie’s avatar

    Peel away those pointless props and I’d guess he’d be an Earth sign, with perhaps a bit of Scorp or Sagg influence.

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  25. Beaverlodge’s avatar

    He has the delicacy of Gemini, pointy knuckles too, but not enough Gemini to say it’s his sun. Books on the head, glasses, are outward expressions of his rising sign, Look at me as if I were a Gemini, wordy,wellread, etc. But he’s Aquarius, the lean and long body, the square ears of fixed signs, ideas off the top of his head. Hence the books on top of his head. The big hint is the two bats he’s holding. He’s the bat boy for the team and he also brings water to the players. He’s the water bearer, Aquarius to the core.

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    1. Leonine Librarian’s avatar

      The bats being symbolic of potential bat shit crazy aqua maleness?

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  26. Odette-in-Libra’s avatar

    I’ll give it a go…
    Gemini with Pisces rising. His face looks too closed in on itself to be a Leo.
    (I’d guess Sag rising if he were smiling even a little.)

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  27. BlackstarAries’s avatar

    I’d say Aries from the baseball bats. theres something about the way he’s holding them. But it’s 100 percent obliterated by the shades. I am incapable of hiding anything especially my eyes. He looks like he’s got some sneaky going on. But with the beard, lips and hair, maybe sag is a good guess- he’s got shades on to go incognito before he sneaks away to his freedom in the forest, carrying his fav possesions, knowlege and sport….
    The Leo guess cracks me up….

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  28. Baristagem’s avatar

    He is a Gemini & Mystic’s new Feng-Shui Master :)

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  29. Sweetpea’s avatar

    Take the glasses off, swipe back the hair and smile.

    There, that’s better. Can put the glasses back on. Just needed to see you my dear.

    Somone mentioned those wispy pieces of his beardish thingy. Yikes. Not attracted to that at all. I like clean cut and smellin’ good and for some reason I reckon he is not wearing Giorgio…

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    1. Sweetpea’s avatar

      Oh yes, was Prowln….”fuq fashion beard”… :)

      Matty M. metioned Venus in Taurus perhaps. Can see the guy might be comfy with the hair, but Venus in Taurus here and I’m quite picky and would not want to touch those strays…

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  30. Lea Kennedy’s avatar

    I’m a Scorp and can usually spot another water sign a mile away. That mustache says he’s NOT a water sign.

    I go with Gemini.

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  31. doublescorp36’s avatar

    Libra. Perhaps Gemini.

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  32. xox rockstar libran publicist xox’s avatar

    he’s a Sag. and a DJ. & recently cast for the next American Apparel campaign. whilst HE considers himself a photographer, truth be known he’s a photographic assistant supported by his stylist girlfriend who’s desperately wanting to be in PR. & to be the next Olsen twin. they live in Surry Hills but they’re planning to move to Bondi for summer. they NEVER go to the IVY, & always hang at North Bondi Italian every Sunday afternoon…….she’s in the new “it” girl rock band & features in Fernando Frissoni’s page in the Sunday papers which makes him happy…….

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  33. prowlncat’s avatar

    Who gives a crap about this guy! You shoulda seen the guy that said hello to me on my walk-jog this arvo. EYE KARUMBA …

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    1. fallen angel’s avatar

      prowln, you did not turn tail and run after??? For the sake of killing all that is cryogenic??

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  34. Tones’s avatar

    This guy is a pisces wanker. Never trust a pisces…

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  35. little fish’s avatar

    hey!!!

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    1. Sweetpea’s avatar

      lol….

      For the very reason of possible offense little fish and the fact that I’ve ragged on the ex Pisces quite a bit, did not want to post my original smart arse thought regarding FireTrine’s comment about Pisces having curled lips which was, that the curled lips make it easier for Pisces male to mumble inconsistencies from both sides of their mouths.

      Notice I did not state out right “lie”….

      :)

      And I’ve changed my mind as I do think he is rather Pisces like with a fire sign rising, and an Air Moon.

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    2. something fishy’s avatar

      *gasp*

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  36. olyalya’s avatar

    he is the sign of REALLY HOT :p

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