Am I Off Drinking Champagne And At The Melbourne Cup?

richard_wilkinson_01Richard Wilkinson

AM i off drinking champagne and getting pissed at the Melbourne Cup (?) said the e-mail and if so, could i not have “warned” of this event on my blog.  Lol!

And no I am not. Though Venus trine Neptune and post that shittily intense Full Moon would probably be a fab time for some bullshit-socio-sexual repartee conducted at high decibel as one tries to swagger in stilt-like-fetish-sandals with candy-flossed blond locks and an aura of fuq-me-now scent pervading within ten metres of my meandering approach. Those rose bushes are surprisingly pleasant to fall into & Venus-Neptune would also favour compulsive gambling. Yay!

But no, am here.  I am ACTUALLY working on a really amazing new charts page that will be up with the New Moon in Scorpio in a few weeks. I know some of you have e-mailed, interested in having your chart done and so please e-mail me if you want me to tell you the MOMENT this new page is up.

I have ALSO been doing Saturn-Pluto biz. This thing is ruthless. I no longer want a single “toleration” in my life. Whether it is the habitually late/not turning up friend or patronising professional one does “business” with, I am not doing it. Never complain, never explain. Initiating positive change and taking no shit.

And btw, my darling subscribers, if you think the Daily Mystic is interesting enough to forward onto your friends for free, then it may also be interesting enough to purchase them a gift subscription or something. The more subscribers, the more site content & FUN applications. Everytime you forward to a friend, you are essentially robbing me of a small but symbolic amount of $. But i realise barely any of you do this.

SO let me know if you want to be e-mailed when the new charts page is up!  And, I bet $20 on the horse least likely to win the Melbourne Cup: C’est La Guerre…It should be Le Guerre shouldn’t it???  So don’t bother getting gambling tips from me bra!  I may as well have backed that cute looking Zebra, in the pic above.

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  1. crabwoman’s avatar

    is that least likely to win? shit and that’s what I picked last night!

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  2. crabwoman’s avatar

    or something that sounded like that when hubby asked lol

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  3. crabwoman’s avatar

    I think that this is one thing that I miss after having bubs and being home – a few hours of nibbles and watching the race on the box! and I am at home working too, so cheers mystic!

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  4. Mystic Medusa’s avatar

    Yes but you will not be sallow eyed and blotchy of complexion hobbling up road squinting against the light with liver fatigue having prematurely aged you several centuries…You will be a glorious bright eyed creature with shiny hair and well hydrated, happy and wholesome. Just like Heidi Klum, who does not drink beer/wine in order that she may eat as much bread as she likes. Totally understandable. Although i swear the person who invents Kilojoule champagne will out-wealth the Sultan of Brunei within months.

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    1. davidl’s avatar

      I rememeber once looking at myself after a champagne fueled wedding I went to at 20 something years of age. I looked like shite, overnight..never done it again,
      vanity :) saves me every time.

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      1. scorpalicious robot’s avatar

        vanity made me give up smoking and drinking but it’s my birthday on Friday and i actually feel like going out and celebrating with a drink for a change.

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  5. Mystic Medusa’s avatar

    I mean, by tomorrow you won’t be all that.

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  6. crabwoman’s avatar

    lol very true!

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  7. RedliptickGirl’s avatar

    This is for anyone forwarding on the Daily Mystic… I heard Louise Hay make a great comment about taking things that don’t belong to you “If you steal from life, life will steal from you”.

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  8. Baristagem’s avatar

    Lol!
    It will be a messy melbourne cup day for some with this heat!!
    My parents owned loads of racehorses when I was growing up & in fact I broke my arm when I was 2 falling off one (still have the scar)..Hehe. Melbourne cup was always a big day & this is the first year in ages that I am actually not even betting. I have also been very good for the last 5 years & have not even had a drink for the occasion. Thanks saturn in virgo! So much fun really….

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    1. Baristagem’s avatar

      I will be emailing ya for charts page deets!

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  9. Sassy’s avatar

    You said it loud and clear Mystic, no toleration!! Life and people have thrown stuff at me the last few weeks, and I am no longer caving or taking it on board. ‘Set and forget’ is my new mantra..The receptionist at my ol real estate just yelled at me this morning when i was returning my keys, like what the %&*&?? Everyone does seem to be on edge, including me..
    Change is coming and is near…I am getting ready for a new cycle etc, getting rid of old things and people mind you, and this time round it is one mega tug o war, trying to let go of stuff and it flings back at me like a boomerang…A test perhaps??? And yes i like the never complain never explain…..I like this….i am growing strength and character. Yay Mystic cant wait for the chart page!! You are trooper working on it, when you could be lolling about, cocktail in hand and sassy dress today…It is a scorcher!! Have a great day everyone…..Ist timer at TAB today and I ran into my psychic.. The TAB is the new meeting place hahahahaa

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  10. MusicalLibran’s avatar

    Woohoo….though of course, having a chart doesn’t mean that the astroignorant like myself know what any of it any actually means. Which is why I love the subscription emails: “No drunken text messaging’ is so much more useful to me than reading Mercury squares something..

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  11. davidl’s avatar

    ALLEZ WONDER, trained by Cummings, female jockey, could be a first ? Master O’Reilly, probably a safe bet.

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    1. Savannah’s avatar

      My sister woke saying that her past partner said no 22. Find out in a few minutes….

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      1. Savannah’s avatar

        He passed on some years ago.

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  12. Savannah’s avatar

    OMFG I actually won something on the Cup!! Taken me over 20yrs lol.

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    1. Baristagem’s avatar

      Congrats!! Here’s hoping you win the next 20! ;)

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      1. Savannah’s avatar

        Ta Barista :) . I just loved the names Shocking, Crime Scene.

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        1. aquaphobe’s avatar

          yep brilliant combo yah?…
          didnt back either but had a ball….left early enough to not be a mess tomorrow. unlike the lovely blonde who made the news…upchucking into a garbage bag.

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          1. scorpalicious robot’s avatar

            HAHA.. damn, i missed that on the news.
            I won $6.30 on Crime Scene in the $1 office sweepstakes. Crime scene is such a great name!

  13. watery libran’s avatar

    In my work sweep I drew the horse that ran last. I swear I’m the kiss of death to any poor horse and trainer, if I get it it’s gonna run last – always happens – but at least I got my $2 back :)

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  14. Jen scorpio’s avatar

    Your description of the penchant of some girls to dress up without casting a critical eye over their outfit made me laugh. Haven’t they heard of the allure of that yet to be revealed. But then maybe I am just showing my age, maybe I was exactly the same when I was much younger. Now days, I fear my allure may well be left hinted at but never openly on display. But then again isn’t all allure the working of illusions by way of glamour (the old old meaning relating to power, occult etc) and enchantment. The fact I don’t see the attractiveness of these girls may just be a signal that their glamour’s were never meant to be aimed at me.

    But I digress, it is la guerre. The French word for war is a feminine word not a masculine word. If a French noun ends in ‘e’ it is usually, but not always, feminine.

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  15. nebulous virgo’s avatar

    yes it is la guerre – the french tend to have feminine words for utterly masculine phenomena, like – la force – la violence… Love – l’amour is masculine…

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  16. lib rising ramzilla’s avatar

    What is the new charts page?????

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    1. scorpalicious robot’s avatar

      read Mystic’s post above

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  17. matthew-minerva’s avatar

    I actually went to the races this year!
    totally … um well i’d call it an experience i guess!
    there was deffinetly some broken hearts there though
    like me and my friends walked passed this african american lady whow as in tears – tantrum mode o.0 – and was screaming out “ITS NOT FAIR I LOST ALL MY MONEY OVER $2000 OMG *TEAR TANTRUM*”
    it was pretty funny to watch though!

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  18. Portable Air Conditioning Melbourne’s avatar

    Hmmm… alcohol + heat + gambling + bogans in suits. Awesome combination!

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