So once again we ascribe Zodiac principles to Haute Fashion – see the Saggo Tennis Pro Astro-Gaga – and so what of this lot? As I always ascribe Saggability to sporting looking peeps, I am going to say that the girl in the bathing suit is a Sagittarius from outer space and that she has somehow misread the briefing notes on the flying saucer (Saggos don’t give a shit about reading the instructions, they find them so boring and irrelevant) so she’s in a back garden full of Virgoans instead of at the swimming stadium. Your thoughts?
Tags: Astrology, astrology fashion, Saggo Tennis Pro, Sagittarius alien, Sagittarius instructions, Virgos, Zodiac
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How did you know i don’t read intructions:-)
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Just got back from a lounge chair at the pool and noone and nothing looked like that! Good tan though whatever planet she’s from.
I hope she doesn’t slip and hurt her privates. And for heaven sake, where are the cushions. Oh, the Virgos are trying to wash the patio furniture.
Mystic, are some of these more of you mannequins?
Those always crack me up.
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Maybe they are a just a bunch of wired spaced out trippy girls who bought a giant sea monkey out of sheer curiosity and this is their reaction after they have just added water to it and it appears to have come to life. Does that then make the three uber dressed models Saggo’s and the sea monkey their Pygmalion-Virgoan?
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I’m more surprised at the Virgo status for the other women. A Sagg from out of space not reading the instructions and ending up perched on lawn furniture makes total sense.
The majority of Virgo people I know have very neat sensible hair…admittedly I don’t know any Virgo haute models so maybe the haute-ness bypasses the neat hair mode?
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Ok so this is the English swim team preparing for the London Olympics in 2012. The group were told during a training session they should channel australian swimmers for motivation as they will be the toughest challenge for the team.
Well they decided, there is only one way to do that without getting pissed.So off they went to to the tanning salon. They told the ‘ spray painter technician’ that they were professional sportswoman & were after an authentic australian tan. The technician said that was no problem & went off to prepare the mix.
When the technician was preparing the first mix of colours she heard her client yell out ‘no, actually I really want the cadburys one’. The technician shrugged her shoulders & prepared to re mix for cadburys milk chocolate colour. She walked back into the room & loaded the jets for the swimmer. The other girls waited gorging on chocolates & when she finally emerged they began salivating at the colour of her new tan… It was chocolate, cadburys in fact..The technician explained what she heard & the team said they were binging on chocolate while they were waiting & the client yelled out for chocolate too!
The technician said sorry & it will wear off before the games in 2012. Just keep washing & it will eventually wear away.
They catch the tube home & now they are out in the garden trying to hose it off her. Yet they are not trying too hard as they are in awe of her chocolateness.-
Look, I feel for any poor Saggo extra terrestrial, even if they’re slack with reading the manual, who lands in a back yard full of fashion zombies. Apparently, Virgoan Tom Ford is creating an army of them because he’s scared of Donatella Versace. You can tell its his back yard by the manicured lawn and neatly trimmed edges, which he supervises himself.
It’s tough the poor Sagg thought body bronzing used real bronze, but at least the zombies can’t feed off her. And it’s typical of Virgos to try and dampen down Fire signs and bring them off their pedestals. The one with the hose is a Scorp though.
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Whoops Barista, I put my theorem in the wrong place, but I was going to say your tale is delicious. What signs though?
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Thanks Ubes! I thought the one reclining is a Leo, sagg in the swimsuit, hoser is a pisces & the one assisting the sagg is a virgo.
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Swimstar looks to be a Libran, peaking too soon in the Libra-Saturn-phase and going utterly gang-busters on the body bronzing and botox to look hot n strong heading into the chronos-challenge-zone. Unfortunately said botox injection struck a vain and now she’s atrophied and… eeek… incontinent.
Virgo friend (reclining in distance) owns the place and insisted the leaking Libran was taken OUTSIDE AND HOSED DOWN. Dear little Scorpio friend holds her hand reassuringly while the “I’ll take care of it then” Aquarian does the ‘water-bearing’ honours.
Virgo homeowner is mildly amused but by-and-large ashamed of them all.
If Libran could move her mouth to speak she would say “if this is Saturn in Libran, I want out now.”-
LOL! esp the botox and astute misspelling of vein.
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oops. that is a rather apt typo tho isn’t it!
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Lexicorn that is SO funny! Just about wet myself reading it!
Botox atrophy, hee hee. I wonder if they chucked her into the pool if she would float like that on her back? -
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But she lacks the Saggo thunder thighs….
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O have never known a Sag with thunder thighs, usually they have long shapely legs from all
the prancing & galloping around wherever:-)-
Prancing and galloping along the shores of Tahiti…
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long legs yes, and Sagittarius rules the hips and thighs.
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Lounge chair sort of an olympian rickshaw “Chariots of Fire” for our Ben Huresque Saggo Alien Goddess.
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Pisceans also don’t read instructions …. this one is helping the alien Sag run away from the hose wielding Virgo with Scorp moon who wants to give the alien Sag colonic irrigation.
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