Well, so Finding My Goddess guy has some competition…
What sign is this guy??? I am stumped. I mean, what sign would just not get that HE should probably be paying some person to share his bed as opposed to trying to charge for the pleasure? And what happened to him that he feels the need to specify “no dramas” or whatever. And who is the “female friend” in the other room? I got this via Gawker & peeps there were speculating, having Google stalked the dude, that it was actually his WIFE.
Please, figure his sign for me and feel free to speculate over the situation between his Venus and his Saturn. Could Matthew Minerva be persuaded to e-mail him in Reiki-Mistress from Toronto mode? I think Minerva Matthews would be a bit too hi-Qi for such an arrangement but she could enquire. Is that a set of the Encylopedia Britannica in his bedroom? Let’s channel some Saturn at the end of Virgo stuff into decor analysis.
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I dunno, but I tell you how bad Saturn in the last degrees of Virgo is hitting, for a few moments there it looked like a reasonable offer. I mean at least he’s tidy. It’s a nice neighbourhood and beggars can’t be choosers etc.
Just off now to bitch slap myself. Will be back with sensible response later.
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OMG – cheap or what. $1100 / month to kip with a stranger? fraught with disaster & reeks of perverss motive.
NOT sure of his sign……..has balls tho!!
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There’s *heaps* of ads for these kind of scenarios in NYC. When looking for a room there (I was daydreaming about moving to New York & writing… sigh) I saw heaps of these. at the time I wondered what was it that led to there being so many “sleep in my bed for cheap rent” arrangements. The rents are high and opportunists go to NYC so there’s a “market” so to speak?
Totally wack that he has wife in the spare room tho. What a freak.
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I noticed that add a while back read it to a friend, who naturally assumed he is a nut. If he were posting this for an Atlanta apartment, I’d be laughing my head off. But, well, that’s the reality of real estate in Manhattan.
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Sounds like the dude is gay—-he wants a ” Drama -Free woman ” ?—more like a room-mate without openly declaring his gayness.
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That crappy pergo laminate flooring? and the pictures being hung exactly in rows instead of groupings? wtf? ugh…not a normal Libra…
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Oops, having an editing-challenged day.
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In any negotiation one should first ask for the whole cake, chances are you will at least end up with a slice. I would say the decor came with the apartment, lots in NY are furnished by older couples who lived there and have moved to Florida and rent out. I stayed once in a NY deco apartment, I rented the spare room from the 70 something chain smoking, lingerie wearing land lady. I felt like I was living in a time warp. I think this guy is a cap, look at his justifications, its about the economy stupid.
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LOL. you are too funny davidl. i think you could be right!
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Actually, I think he’s using the economy to convince likely targets that they want to send him their photo & moving in to his bed. Emotional manipulation via poverty fears.
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(OK, WHAT is going on with my editing today? I know it’s not Merc retro since we just finished that…)
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I would say Sag re unique boundaries or Aqua for the sheer creativity
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I just can’t get past the el cheapo By Fold door.
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Aries? Maybe Sag.
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Decor looks a little like my Demented Virgo Gay Neighbours. Too many pictures plus boring books
on Australiana History & EB’s galore.
For 4 grand a month, i could have a possy near Avalon! Alone with possums that run riot in the
kitchen, koalas in the trees ‘Caution Koalas Crossing’ signs & lorikeets that love seed bread & honey
from the balcony.
Or am i tripping?Living in the Land of Milk & Honey I am.
The man: Sleezy face, beautiful dog.
Don’t tell me that’s real life in NYC, must twist persons minds.
A Gemini scam, A Scorpio love life, Virgo detail, Capricorn ‘practicality’?
Aquarian imagination. Afflicted Saggo Man & only the dog that loves him?
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That’s it! He reminds me of Oil Can Harry!
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He is completely loathsome and i do not think that is even as exclusive an address as he is making out. It is not so much that he is talking about sharing a room as that he is talking about sharing a bed. The Feng Shui of the place is fucked, the decor is awful, is that a rocking chair? If she were serious about the economy whatever he would put a partition up in the room and get two futons, get in a student or something. He has figured out he can no longer afford his thrice weekly rub and tug massages OR ELSE THEY HAVE BARRED HIM FROM EVERY ESTABLISHMENT within crawling distance and so he is trying to leverage someone to actually pay him for the rub and tug. All i can say is that he is clearly not a Leo.
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Hahahhaaaaa! You are hilarious, L Soc!
I think sticking up a partition and importing a separate bed is far too pragmatic Cap thinking for this guy.
I’d say Sagg. He just has that “wanna root?” kinda quality about him. No romancing, just straight to it, who cares about the social ineptitude, bad decor, lack of proper doors that lock…
And which bedroom is his? If he’s advertising his bedroom, why picture two of them? Or is the wife in on the action as well? And the dog? Ewwww. No view nor location is worth this oddness.
Imagine this ad in a Brisvegas newspaper? Haaaaaa!
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If he has a purebred Saint Bernard, I’m sold!!!!!!!!!
Just kidding.
This is too weird.
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He has to be Cap. Low, grifteresque Cap, or at least an earth air combo with not a dram of water in his chart. Decor is earth sign. Emotional intelligence–nil.
I’m going with david’s economic justification. A low Cap would be looking for his money’s worth. It’s not enough to advertise to get laid, but to expect someone to fork out as well, while being docile, well behaved and doubtlessly into dusting and scrubbing…
I like how the other woman (wife? pictured?) occupying the second bedroom ‘necessitates’ some poor floozy sharing the ‘master’ bed.
‘Drama free’, I imagine, is defined as someone without a menstrual cycle, who gets excited about being submissive and managed to sleep through feminism.
Oh, and Venus Saturn in this guy’s chart are way out of whack. Saturn in fire or air. Venus in earth, probably Virgo.
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… managed to sleep through feminism. Nice one Uber!
I’m going to have to stop looking at this creep/cretin. His bad qi might stick. Yick.
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“managed to sleep through feminism”
hehe… nice one Uber!!
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a low grifteresque Cap is a SAGG! lol
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LOL !
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And the putz probably reads those encyclopedias.
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i had cycopeedies, they come in handy when your a dumbass..
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I thought Aries too,
I have an Aries brother who used to ask me why it wouldn’t be ok to have more than one wife/partner/family if everyone agreed with it.His logic was that I wasn’t living in “his reality” …. riiight.
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Libran. My experience with them shows that they try and mix practicality with the fuqed up and try and pass it off as common sense.
Cases in point, my dad and boyfriend. :S
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” try and mix practicality with the fuqed up and try and pass it off as common sense”
LOL…..Just spent the afternoon with my Libra bro Sagg Moon. LOUD and hysterical.
This dude looks like a European transplant. Thinking Cancer Cappy combo of some sort with perhaps Gem rising for the books or Virgo.
Bedroom on left tradtional like and depressing as all get out.
Cappy “rich” type colors/design in bedroom on right.
Hard to tell what the kitchen is. More books I think and the pix stacked up anal like. Wild organizational hair….Cap/Virgo.
Cleary scared shiteless of the ~depression~ and needing someone to cling to parading under the guise of saving $$.
Never been to NY, never want to go. Too Atlantian for me, thanks….
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…organizational hair…
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That’s brilliant Vulzaen “they try and mix practicality with the fuqed up and try and pass it off as common sense”
He looks like a Libran i know too.
What sign are you?
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First thought: Low Life Grifter Capricorn
Lo intentions justified by too many “economic” references, rules & definitions (his only of course).Second thought: Low Life Hey-I’m-So-Expansive Saggo
Lo intentions justified by early reference to politics followed by too many references to sports equipment. Shirt with sleeves removed.Pervading thoughts: Jerk. Nauseousness.
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eeeuww, i wouldn’t even stay there for free let alone PAY!!! The decor is just vile.
Hey Nice gravatar Nat. Magnolias?-
Yes, a magnolia robots – well picked
Took this photo in the Hobart Botanic Gardens. Such a divine perfume. Also took some lovely close-ups of the centre of the flowers but I like the rhythm in this one. And that tiny tiny speck just left of centre… is a bee!-
ooooh a bee, how lovely…
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me, nat, there… dam annoying anonymousizer
I guess the magnolia would have been better choice for Sun in Libra, but I’ll run it to herald Saturn into Libra then find a nice dark red Scorpio flower… got lots of them!-
i knew it was you Nat. I like your rationale for flower choice. Looking forward to the dark red Scorpio flower!
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LOL – these guys are all over craigslist NY. I live here I know, and I have been apartment hunting. “Free rent if you walk around naked”, “free rent in exchange for favors”, everyday I see this crap. There are so many perverts here.
No, he is not a Leo. If I had to guess, Cancer. I know a Cancer who is exactly like that.
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So Pluto in Cap takes on a whole new “prostitute thy self” twist type vibe for room and board or lower rent. Makes sense really and IS practical for those who don’t mind that type of thing.
Cap Moon here and uh, hell no.
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I think this guy is a Cap as I know Cap guys like this who thinks it makes perfect sense. If the woman agrees, why not? All very practical and its a win win situation. He can amke some money out of it too! I am sure he charges his “female friend” a much higher rent.
Lioness how come guys in N.Y are like this? When I went to Texas for a major expo I had these odd guys approach me, when I was just walking along minding my own bussiness. They started a conversation and were exceedingly pushy and became even worse when they knew I was an Aussie. They laughed their heads off when I asked them how come they were so brash and they proudly explained that of course they were from N.Y! They were also slimey as they actually asked if I was interested in some “fun” and I told them ” no thank you. I am not like that AND I am a married woman”. They roared at this? WTF? They then kept a look out for me and if ever I went to the loo at the Expo they would try accosting me. I would roll my eyes and say, please do go away and stop being such pests. To which they would roar with laughter again??? 8 o
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Asshole Yanks SS. Pushy bastards many of them. Soz for the cussing doll but best I can describe it. Many see the ring on your finger and keep on anyway…
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They may have interpreted your accent as quite proper to them and wanted to break you down a little. As far as exclusively NY guys, I don’t know. Only one I know at the moment is a patient and crikey should not say this but I do not like the full on NY accent.
Lioness can add more maybe.
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there are pushy bastards in every city worldwide i’m sure, it all depends on which neighbourhood one ventures into
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True Scorps…
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Yeah Sweetpea that makes sense, methinks they were probably trying to shock me and get me to react! Grr! As scorpalicious says there are pushy bastards all over the world.
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Wouldn’t it be an unreal sitcom if Ishtar (i love the pic) answered his ad and moved in. Lol!
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Better again, Lilith. She’d hog the bed, renovate, redecorate, break into his piggy bank, spank him and throw wild ‘femme’ parties.
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he should be so lucky…
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I would say Cancer. I find Cancerian men really creepy and this guy just makes my skin crawl!
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Nice dog!
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total weirdo – i reckon he’s a Sag.
Wonder if the dog shares the bed too?
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I’m with the others who said sleazebag Sagg
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Why aren’t the double doors pushed right open, what’s he hiding there? His mother? Possibly because the decor screams little old lady.
Cancer, he reminds me of an ex. He’d write rubbish like that.
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not even gonna attempt to add to the comedy that’s bubbling away here – you guys are just killing me.
however i will add my vote for sagg, just cos he makes a few references to outdoor pursuits and has a dog that clearly takes him outdoors alot.
(argh that sleeveless shirt!!!!!)
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Have to agree about the dog. Even googled “traits of those with St. Bernards” or something similar.
All I could come up with really was that one needs plenty of money to care for and feed the creature.
Imagine some big ‘ol wet lick in the morning.
Hello Mommy!!
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*shudder*
he freaks me out more than even the Goddess guy did.re-pul-sive.
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you guys are all missing the point !!! .. the free kyacking !!! LOL !
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All I can think is that he’s doing this on a dare, or that he’s made a bet with someone that he can get a response. I can just hear him and his wife…or girl friend going at it hammer and tongs and his coming up with a solution, since in tough economic times, neither can move out. Of course he wants someone who is drama free, sounds like she would be walking into a major scene, the monkey in the middle.
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Sagg guys sure get a bad rap here, as do Scorp guys. Interesting how the male sign seems to bring out the low Sagg or low Scorp or low Acqua for that matter, vibe out. Does this make sense?
bubble – yeah the free kayaking is a key point – rolling eyeballs! Could be a Cap as they love the free part but the Sagg would like the sport. My previous ex ex was a Cap and he lurved free kayaking!
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I love Saggs and know some great Sagg guys … but when they’re low … they’re really really really low down slimy stinking low.
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Prowincat I’m with you…..really really low.
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SS my sagg daughter’s sagg bf is just lovely…he gets a little pouty when he’s sick(worst thing I can think of and really it’s not THAT bad)…he is lovely to his libran mum, and aries sister, and gem dad….I don’t know many Sagg males other than him…so cannot weigh in with other tales of woe or joy…
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hahahahahahahahaha!
I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO DO SO!
do u guys wanna help out with the introductory email and picture??
sounds like fun!
Send them all in! lol im thinking a scorp with a saggo rising!
sould we tell him that i, that is “minerva matthew’s” is right into astro??
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you have to tell him you sleep naked matt
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lmfao i shall ;P
what a weirdo!
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Looks Cancerian to me.
He is clearly unable to part with any possessions, why else would he have a set of Encyclopaedia Brittanica still laying around.
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A sign that says stuff that makes your jaw drop, a complete lack of tack and gall up to there eyeballs must be a low sagg and if this is NYC norm then this all Ok by him. Maybe there is a cultural misunderstanding here. Someone must answer these ads if there are so many.
Easy to pick what sign for this guy but what sign would answer the ad? i’d like to think a conniving parasite one who could rip them all off blind and get away with it. ??
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Someone should get Camille Paglia to answer the ad.
I’m not sure if I should slag him off too much though. After all, the arrangement he’s seeking used to be known as marriage.
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ROFLOL. Yes, Cammy, do send this gentleman a note!
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Will no one think of the puppy?! As a huge boxer dog lover, I wish I could go undercover and seem to go along with the plan until POUNCE! Under cover of dark I take the puppy AWAY!
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His wife is sick of him and moved into the other bedroom. He’s pissed and said he will rent out her half of the bed. Meanwhile, wife is happy and thinking, “Now the whole world knows what a dumb ass he is and what I’ve had to put up with!”
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This is the most plausible scenario.
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He actually looks to me like a man that was once a woman…maybe?
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HA!
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yeah actually he does!
he looks like a hairier Mrs Doubtfire!
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Is it just me or is he channelling Salvador Dali? Would fit the pysche – shocking low self esteem leads questionable man to offer cheap rent in exchange for (art in Dali’s case) but in this guy’s scenario – kayaking facilities and lots of space. I’m guessing Taurean Sun, Leo Moon.
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yeah a low toro could possibly be that creepy combo of sleazy cheapskate.
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i know quite a few cheapskate Taureans. It’s all about “value” for them.
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I’m surprised no one’s mentioned Aquarius here. After all, Saturn was the traditional ruler of the sign. The know rules, but it’s one set of rules (reality) for me, and another for you –what’s your problem? Aquarians have no issue with unusual arrangements. The last thing Aquarians want is some clinging drama queen. Which would be you, anytime you didn’t go along with the program (the clearly excellent bargain he’s offering).
Can’t imagine a Kataka inviting a stranger into their home on such intimate terms.
Have to go with an Earth sign as a sun sign –low Cap or low Taurus. Dropping names, etc. I wouldn’t bet any astro analysis based on the decor of the place. Here’s the clue: “My apartment’s market rent is $4,2000.” Note he did NOT say that was is ACTUAL rent. Nice CYA move. So he’s implying his rent, but my bet he’s subletting like DavidL suggested and about to lose his sweet spot.
I’d agree to sleep with the dog. The guy can go kip in the kayak.
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wow aqua really!?!??!?!
HMM i guess that fits too! lol NO WAY would a cancerean be seen dead with this guy
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Aqua’s in there somewhere. I remember my dad, the Aquarian, drumming up something like this with a “roommate” back in his Cali days. And I shrugged it off with a Cappy, “Well, it’s expensive out there…” and my Venus in Aqua general tolerance for unusual set-ups.
“NO WAY would a cancerean be seen dead with this guy”
–at least no in his bed!
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He looks Cancerian, high hollow cheeks, boney, knobby, a round moon ball on the end of his nose. Considering all the pictures and furniture in the dank apartment, plus the friend in the other room, I’d say he can’t let go of anything. He wants something warm to hug and settled for a huge dog, but he doesn’t have the handle on how to have a relationship, it’s the narcisim of being a Cancer. He’s in financial need, he doesn’t kayak but likes to talk about it being there, a Fantasy Cancerland where it’s all there but never used equals clutter.
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he reminds me of Gary Olman in Francis For Coppola’s “Dracula”..pleasing to the eye, but bloodless.
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he reminds me of Gary Olman in Francis Ford Coppola’s “Dracula”..pleasing to the eye, but bloodless.
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This guy is insulting to women. He needs a good kick in the …..
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On giving his picture a second look, this guy is definately gay…..pencil-thin moustache and a sleeve-less shirt ?….also a dust ruffle on the bottom of his bed ?………screams GAY to me. He`s just pretending to be straight, it seems.
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I think he’s a Virgo, low Virgo is so creepy….
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I’m thinking low libran, with maybe a taurean moon, and aqua rising.
From low libran behaviour I’ve seen this ad could be the product of a long ‘reasoning’ period…fueled partly by his own self belief in being fair in the bedroom and also self doubt that no-one really appreciates the beauty that is him.
All those activity based things are meant I think to attract someone that cares about keeping themselves at their peak of fitness…another attribute I’ve noticed in low libran behaviour, an expectation of beauty in bed partners as their base standard due right.
I think that the taurean moon maybe some of what I sense is the pass/agg attitude to stuff(although his stuff looks like festy old cluttered stuff placed EXACTLY as he likes it), and the ‘interference’ with there being another female in the other room.
Aqua rising I think as that could explain a stated disdain for drama… they can create it themselves well enough, but do find external drama irritating as it slows their freedom and or efforts to create a subset of a collective…something about the phrasing ‘unique share’?
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Definetly a mars in sagg low mars energy and his venus dare say would be aries. This guys ego is out of control and he doesnt even know it.. That bedspread screams low sagg and can you imagine lying on the bed with him, incense burning, him reeking of essential oil with the dog onlooking, trying to massage your back. ahahhahahahaha
`maybe a moon in gem, with the side tracking at the start with the recession, he is thinking if i throw in that, women will think that my offer is not slimy or sleazy and my motives are above par…I love gems and i have so many around me that i have just noticed that if you ask them a question that they dont want to answer they will completley blind track you and start talking on a diff topic and charm you into that conversation??
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