Astro-Gaga: What Signs Are These Ladies & What Are They Gawping At?

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Capricorns trying to Think Pink because Venus is in Libra and it’s nearly Beltane?  But one of them has just seen the accountant who warned off her off putting crap like that turquoise steering wheel through her Bonsai-Tree maintenance company account?  Reflection-obsessed Leos getting off on the results of their Saturn-in-Virgo skincare regime (giving up glycation causing substances such as sugar was abominable but so worth it) but annoyed by the trippy Piscean chick in the back who keeps thinking she’s seeing her Exes all over the place?

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  1. Über Virgo’s avatar

    To celebrate Venus in Libra, they’re on their way to beauty school, playing Franki Valley tunes in their Chevy. The babe on the far left is a Capricorn (squaring Venus) and she is contemplating quitting beauty school to go back to high school. The one in the middle is a Libran trying to hide the hickey from Kenickie (even though he said a hickey from Kenickie is like a hallmark card). And the one in the back is a stunned Cancerian, who’s just clapped eyes on Fonzie! Heeeeey.

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  2. unpredictable pisces’s avatar

    I was thinking that they were time-travelling party girls from the 1950s who had just seen Delia Antwerp-Aars’ hair skirt, or a related item of clothing?

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  3. Aries_FTL’s avatar

    Virgo gals with Aries ascendents.. It’s all that bright pink – being a softer version of Aries red.. Perhaps?

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    1. Sweetpea’s avatar

      Heard pink is a color for anger…..That’s what I read. Some mad Aries just mixed white in is all. I know, I did that in grade school…(one last smart ass comment before dreamland Aries_FTL….just joking around…)

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      1. Aries_FTL’s avatar

        Alas we are a mad bunch.. :-) we are at least the innovators of colour and stuff! I always see pink as the colour of Aries little girls, as soon as they hit teen years it all becomes about the red!

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  4. The Leo Socialite’s avatar

    Nice colours but so YAWN with the retro vibe. Some art director unable to bear the new world era of pluto in capricorn and so harking back to an era when women were a lot more controlled in every sense. Sex. Business options. Control corsets.

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  5. Nate’s avatar

    I’m willing to punt they’re all Librans on their way to trez chic uber high rolling “everyone who’s anyone will be there” upstanding fundraiser for Brest Cancer Research (and no, they’re no going for philanthropy, thre’s a red-carpet see….)

    Problem isdirections was the last thing on their minds. So they’re lost and can’t decide amongst themselves which way to the party. Girl at the back is about to flag down Antonio Banderas look-alike (or could it be him?) for directions….

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  6. Sweetpea’s avatar

    A more realisitc Pluto in Cap, I guess TLS, would be if they looked like they had been wearing their outfits SINCE the fifties…

    In reality, time travel like U.P. mentioned got derailed somewhere in the Jurassic era and girls had to run for their lives.

    Quick toss into a portal and now they’ve been to The Emerald (er, Pink) City and all gussied up. They’re triplets really….Libra with Pisces Moon, Virgo rising…

    Driver is looking for Cafe Royal and suspecting she might have left directions in the time travel machine though. Luckily she can speak French.

    Back seat one is marvelling at the Eiffel Tower.

    Third one is aghast at the pick pocket she just witnessed via the decoy who flashed himself.

    All is happening so quickly but astute Virgoness does not miss a beat. All right with the world though esp. cuz Libraness “Pretty in Pink”….And Pisces part truly hoping to get a peek at Paris fashion shows sans The Devil Wears Prada halfway house madame tagging along. They’re hoping that ultimately they can ditch her somewhere during prayer time at Notre Dame without hurting her feelings even though she does not deserve such consideration….Urgent though and may have to play rough as Delia Antwerp showing her hair collection ensembles.

    “Ending up in Paris was quite random” they wrote in diary later found.

    Post cards from the edge now.

    xxx, The Triplets…

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    1. Anonymous’s avatar

      beautiful, SP… :)

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  7. Anonymous’s avatar

    Aries with leo moons and pisces rising judging from the hot pink flashy clothing and kissy-lips.

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  8. matthew-minerva’s avatar

    They all commited a murder and are mow on the run –
    the leo (driving) is focusing on the fact that she might’ve gotten blood in her hair.
    the lady at the back is actually a psychic pisces who is seeing the eventual doom in their immediate future – unless she got “involved” with the cheif of police ( who is like the size of a semi-trailer)! The obvious shock and horror resulted in the ” :O “.
    the lip fixing arien is gonna blast the leo for hogging the mirror!
    matt

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  9. Baristagem’s avatar

    As they turn the corner they are captivated by the man meditating in the middle of the road…. ‘No it couldn’t be… could it?’ It is none other than the one & only Bret Michaels. They all squeal with delight!
    The driver & passenger in the back are both Libra’s begin to choreograph their award winning pick up moves.
    While the Kataka is immediately reminded of the back stage romp she ALREADY had with the one & only Bret Michaels & tries to compose herself as the others do not know of this secret rendezvous. ‘The pash rash was horrendous but the moment was delicious…..’ She sighs….

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  10. pegasus’s avatar

    Hello everyone, I’m back in my force from doing BEACH & you have given good smiles
    to me. Love ya heaps:-)

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  11. pegasus’s avatar

    Not just smiles, but true laughing giggling way out loud!
    You are all amazing.

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  12. davidl’s avatar

    Not sure what sign they are but they sure look like dim bimbonics..

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    1. Sweetpea’s avatar

      lol…Think the driver, as leaning over and you cannot see her arm, went to tune the radio and gave the other one a feel…

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  13. little fish’s avatar

    with lips like that (rosebud) the one in the back HAS to be a pisces. the other two are gemini.giggle. …and don’t get me started on bimbos, David!

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