W.T.F. yourself.
Please bear with me on this.
The Scorpio Sex Academic sent me the link to this guys Personal Ad online. Okay, it’s a whole site. And it is TOTALLY worth a read. Trust me on this. Right through to the end because it gets better. I am not gonna do an Astro-Poll because peeps will just randomly click on impulse without reading his totally cuckoo yet genius personal ad. I am thinking he is a Leo and – as my head is still sore! – am going to simply relax & look forward to you guys commenting in the, um, comments stream. The World’s Most Grandiose Personal Ad In Online Dating History is here….
Note; he provides NO details re his birthsign…You’d think someone SO cosmic would deem it of fuqing vital importance. I mean, if he wants his next missus to have both a trim waistline, the ability to help him manifest his global vision, comfortable with earning trillions of dollars, adept at yoga and uncluttered – that chick would WANT to know his birthchart. Obviously.
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OK, here is the second email he sent me today(which I posted above, but may be easily missed:
I will disclose my Vedic (joytish, non-western) chart, but not my birth:
Cancer rising, and Venus in Cancer.
Ketu in Leo; Rahu Aquarius.
Saturn in Virgo.
Jupiter in Pisces.
Sun, Merc, Mars in Taurus.
Moon in Gemini.-
Well something better than nothing TA – nice try. Can someone translate Vedic into Western astro??
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does anyone know how to convert that to western ?
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Ketu and Rahu are the nodes…
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and I know vedic astro uses the sidereal system, so the constellations are out by about 30 degrees – so depending on which degree, say, his sun is, he could actually be an Aries.
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Oh my god I DID miss this.
What a smarty pants!
Wanker.
Okay, Vedic astro is basically about (i always forget the exact) 23 degrees behind Western…So he would be looking at being a Sun sign LEO by our method. Ketu is the South Node-in Leo he says so he born in 1952 but Jupiter i n pisces 1951…Basically this info does not add up.
Because I can find Sun-Mercury-Mars in Gemini with the North Node in Aqua but the Venus is out – it’s in Aries…However he is basically a Taurus with Leo rising, by my estimation and a compleat prick. WAIT
It is TOTAL crap as even if you go with the Vedic, Jupiter was not in Pisces OR EVEN ARIES when the North Node was in Aquarius. So he is just trying to spout shit to bamboozle her-
I did vote Leo first I think..but shame on him for even pulling the Kataka out!
I reckon he enjoyed doing this little puzzle, wanker.
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I just so want to give this guy my best withering glare. Well, we’ll see if he continues his correspondance with me and comes up with some REAL astro data.
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I mean corresponDENCe…
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LEO OMG
:O HE DID WHAT!
OMG I SWEAR IF I WILL slap the Slu* (pardon my french) outa him! LOL just saw a movie and that is by far the best catchphrase!
OMG HELL NO!
THIS GUY IS SOOOOOOOOOOO GONE! TRUST ME I’LL BE UP ALL TONIGHT WORKING ON AN EMAIL AND I’LL SEND IT TO HIM TOMROW
OH SNAP IMA CALL THE PO-PO ON THIS HOE HOE
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I KNEW IT I KNEW IT. SUN IN TAURUS.
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*note that I do have a soft spot for Taureans.
There was just something in his tone that reminded me of one that I talked to on the phone the other night. Low Taurus?
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I’ll bet my money he is a Leo… his modesty betrays him.
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My comment just got eaten! (I think). If he has a stat counter on his site, he will see that he is getting a bunch of referrals from mysticmedusa.com. it’s enough that his site is linked to for him to back track here v. easily. Plus he’s the kinda guy that would definitely have a stat counter.
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Yes he definitely has stats as he brags about how many hits his site is getting at the end of his long list of requirements.
And I think he mentioned he was going to become a billionaire by revolutionizing the Internet so he could escape the middle class…
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LT, I’m sure if he just informed the middle class officially on some letterhead that he is indeed a member, they may actually take up a collection to expedite him on out of there!
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lol FA you nearly made me drop my iPhone in the bath from laughing
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out out damn spot
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Heck, I’d contribute. I’d even host a telethon!
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Yes, he’d so have a stat counter and would so be following any interest in his favourite subject (him). He’s an obsessive after all, as who else could write such a sprawling diatribe of requirements for his imaginary princess? And he’s manning the PC full time spitting out rejection slips to gobsmacked pranksters.
Hi Mark! Enjoying the attention? Yes Minnie Matthews is an underaged cyber transvestite.
Link had it right when she pegged him as a narcissist. It adds up that his astro is bullshit, he uses a made up name and he runs a memberless cyber cult from Las Vegas. The only tantra he practices is solo and in his head.
Goddesses of the Medusa Circle, we are so not his type.
His page is a ploy to ensnare a wealthy but unhinged Demerol addict and grift himself out of middle class purgatory. He’s anti Scientology because L Ron Hubbard got in first.
Recommended therapy is to lock him in a room with Beth Ditto, Germaine Greer and Ru Paul, with Camille Paglia in reserve. I’d pay to see that.
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Oh and the best line of all is Mystic’s “W.T.F. yourself”
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Thank u!
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They’re not angry enough. Courtney Love would kill him. That bogus Vedic shit is seriously messed up.
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i’d love to see Beth Ditto beat him up. I’d pay for that! She rocks!
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They wouldn’t have to be angry. They’d take pleasure in verballing him into submission. He’d wish he never dreamt of a goddess.
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LOL. so very true. i mean who does that?! oh i would love to put Cher in the mix also
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Unbelievable! So many lolz.
I suspect it’s for real and not a big joke on his part … I used to work with a guy a bit like this, same age group (and told women on his online dating profile that he was 16 years younger, I mean he looked a bit younger than in his 60s but not that much!!). He had a long list of criteria for a woman, and went on quite a few dates but on Monday morning when we asked how they went, there was always some reason that she wasn’t good enough. He brought one to a work party and she was much younger, very nice, rather good looking & put up with us really well – but she was “too bossy”. Sometimes I wondered if he just liked the process of dating & the attention of discussing it all in detail on the lunchroom & really wasn’t looking for a life partner after all.Anyway he was a Gemini, I will look up other chart aspects. He had a definite tendency to over-disclose about himself & his personal life, which I assumed was ego. But at least it was entertaining and provided amusing conversation at work & gossip. He was pretty judgmental but also into spirituality, especially the self-centred sort. Definitely had mother issues & ex-wife issues, ok a lot of older divorced guys do though. And blamed his ex wife for the divorce even though he had had affairs too. Oh and he would tell us about his sex life … It was a bit eww, he was clearly proud of his prowess though, but wanted a dame to be old-fashioned – a lady in public & defer to him. We always put that down to him being of the older generation, different set of morals & expectations. But he never took well to being told it was unfeminist.
Gods, he could be this guy’s slightly more well-adjusted brother.
It’s a hard road finding the perfect woman.
Nowhere near as bad as this guy though.
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I did a check on astrodienst with the hindu chart/sideral system and by its calculations – his Yotish details do work out (sorry Mystic you have to remember the north node always goes backward so you have to add 23 degree to get its position- or i think that was your mistake, it gets complicated when you’re trying to do it in your head)
by atrodienst calculations he was born between 5 June and 14th June 1951, any earlier than and venus is in sideral gemini and any later than that and the sun slips into sideral gemini.
which makes him a daradadaaaa…….a western *Gemini* !
with mercury in iether western taurus/gemini
and venus in tropical cancer/geminiMars in Gemini – attention to spelling mistakes and ultra long lonely ad
and Jupiter in Aries.His moon is any where between gemini and libra, my guess is its in libra as then its its close to neptune.
I put in a 10am for his birth time which makes him western Leo rising – so pluto is iether in the first or twelth house…. which kinda fits
if anybody wants the charts i got for him, i dunno if i can put it up anywhere…
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Oh, good work…hats off to you for your working that one out!
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nice work Antares! It all seems to fit.
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Yaaaaaaay I was RIGHT! … not that I’m competitve or nuffin
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gosh I’m actually starting to feel a tiny bit sorry for the guy now. It’s like he found Kali instead of Aphrodite here!
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I know … 384 posts and counting … what was that about OCD?? LOL
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nah, just entertainment
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normally i would too but not after reading his replies to Matt and TA – he came across very cold.
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that was in response to libran tiger.
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yes well i guess if a man goes on a hunt for a goddess he really needs to be ready to accept her in all her faces/waistlines/hair lengths etc
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exactly! he doesn’t sound very loving or open to me.
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you get what you manifest for! lol!
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Awesome work! Yes, I was trying to do several things at once, gazing at the ephemeris & automatically deducted 23 from his stupid node as well. Well he says his Moon sign in the original does he not? Anyway so he is a dratted Gemini – you see i thought even the most mad Gem would be saved by their S.O.H. and a sort of lightness….but no…And Moon in Libra would be more suave, surely…
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“Mars in Gemini – attention to spelling mistakes..”
My Mars in Gem and mentioned that in post above…
Although, was pointed out he did not check his own spelling…DID NOT go the extra mile so I wonder now…Actually, just using this post to see if gravatar shows up…
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Oh there she is! My granddaughter when she was quite wee….
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And no, do not always spell properly but who gives a flyin’…
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my cappo ex who was rather similar with rules and stipulations, he had gemini rising!!
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well if hes got that much Gemini in his chart, Mars, Sun and most probably Mercury – then YES it is a very cold calculating love, its only venus in cancer that could offset this and make him warmer or just appear that way especially if pluto is in the first house…. he wont suffer apparent fools gladly
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You should really trip him out TA or Matt and send him his own birth chart back – the one he wouldn’t reveal.
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Yes! Nice work Antares. Let the fuqer know we know (meaning Danae AND Minerva). Love to see his reply to that.
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btw guys has anyone else noticed how ugly this dude is!
I MEAN IF HE WANT A GODDESS FOR HIMSELF – HE BETTER HOPE SHE’S BLIND! -
HEY GUYS
I JUST SENT A NEW EMAIL – SHORT SIMPLE AND EASY
Dear Mark,
All i need to know is your star sign thats all!
I know you have your rules ect. and i respect them
i recently entered a a vision phase of my life – Neptunian Weirding! and my psychic later interpreted and explained how i was destined to marry a earth sign being, whether it be sun sign or rising. Do you meet the requirements…?My name FYI is with an apostrophe but if you have a problem with my punctuation i certianly am concerned about your spelling – “appostrophe” –
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minerva matthew’s-
oh you are going to get a spelling slapback 4 sure minerva
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you just snuck in there LT
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You crack me up Matt-M!
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Well done all, sorry I just had to be the 400th entry ! yay, a truly group effort, but now we know, Im finding him terribly sad and boring.
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I’m bored with him now too.
So what’s next? Can we have a spanking session? You’re up first david.
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Im ready, and waiting
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WAIT! Latex is so not easy to slip into…wtf is the lube?? hee hee
Don’t get me (or Prowln) started…
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Low Gemini fits. Looking back at Mystics description of Low Gemini:
http://mysticmedusa.com/2009/05/21/hi-lo-astro-haute-gemini-low-gemini/#comments
AMORAL. tick
DISHONEST. tick
A FLAKE. tick x100
HEARTLESS. tickLove the FLAKE explanation: “Fearing that mediocrity is some kind of airborne afflication, Geminis seek to innoculate themselves against it by being gaga. A Gemini in free-wheeling flake mode is fearsome. No idea is too stupid to be entertained and no relationship so over the top or too improper that Gemini won’t launch it with gusto. Taboo turns them on – as sociopaths, they are immune to guilt………. ”
Love it Mystic.
Nothing against Geminis but this guy may just be the ultimate LOW Gemini ever.
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And I’d put money on a Leo Moon. Low Leo according to Mystic:
Vain, Attention Seeking, Grandiose and Egomaniacal. “Their secret belief is that they are some sort of a higher power and, on a good day quite divine.”
I can’t wait to read Low Libra traits in September.
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whoaaa… that is SO awesome! Way to go! *High* 5! or rather, paws in the air Mister Leo Man, shake whatcha got to bake!
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HE REPLIED AGIAN!!!!!!!!
Dear Minerva, You GOT ME on the spelling of apostrophe!! LOL On the other hand, in your original email, it appears you intended to write “assess” but you wrote “I will be able to asses our possibilities!”. Hmmm…. Are you trying to make us into a pair of ungrammatical donkeys?? My concern was not your punctuation, but whether or not your email was legitimate (i.e. not a prank)…. I look for a lot of things to try to sort out the pranks from the legitimate women. Assuming you are legitimate, I apologize if I offended you. Your email arrived with another one from a purported 17-year-old girl who wanted to have my babies. I immediately busted the man who sent it, and he confessed in reply. I use Vedic astrology (jyotish), which differs from, and is superior to, Western astrology. In my Vedic chart, my Sun is in an earth sign. Mark EARTH SIGN!
HA LIAR!-
Hey that really rocks! Maybe you could write back and point out that you’ve had a look at his Vedic and translated it to your Western and he looks decidedly Airy?????
Maybe, as per MM’s son’s advice re a woman’s absence making men go crazy with longing (or similar) you could wait for 3 days and THEN WRITE. I fantasise that by then he’ll be telling you everything you ever wanted to know (or not know) about his glorious self.
Hey, good work…
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BTW anonymous is really me, something fishy…I seem to have been logged out…
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or ask him to justify his asseretion that vedic is superior to western – he’s SOOOOO judgemental isn’t he?
and what’s with the donkeys….is he into animals???? thought he wouldn’t have a bar of pets…lol
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Matt baby, I think he LUUUUURVES you!
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I KNOW NOW IM LIKE SCARED!
LOL
MATT-
Dude, he’s seriously flirting with you… notice the wordplay, the tender probing…eeeuuuuuw.
Brill Idea btw..why not keep emailing him, then when he’s all gooey say you have a “concern” that you’re not sure he can understand but perhaps because of his vastly superior experience with hookers, er I mean, writing about hookers as goddesses, you feel he is THE only person so ever special deigned by everyone and their mother on Mount Olympus..then you say… (notice the nervous yet trembling pause),
“Mark, you see…I’m a hermaphrodite. And NO, I didn’t just mispell aphrodite like a dyslexic. I can give you the best of both worlds.”
hee hee
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Time for Auntie Über to step in and say, Minnie Matthews, don’t do anything you’re not comfortable with my sweet underaged transvestite hermaphrodite.
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my god ubee you crack me up x I love it
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hes not a liar …
hes just playing with technicalities…his *Vedic* sign is in an earth sign Taurusanother really annoying Gemini trait… thats why they are associated with tricksters , conmen and thiefs…the scandanavian God Loki, heretics and heck even Old Nick himself.
ive had a look at sideral/vedic vs the tropical/western and for personality descriptions the western system always seem works better than the vedic…he is far too verbose to be a proper taurean
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doesnt sound like he’d be too good at a quiz night does he ?
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Matty, all is well in your loving world. If need be, he will be simple to get rid of….But do we now feel a bit sorry for him??? He is trying to flirt with you!
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Maybe we should stop now – eclipse season?? but so much fun. Mystic didn’t you say awhile back about how the last week of July would be light and fun? Well it has definitely been entertaining here
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Yes he’s so into you Minerva. I bet it was the neptunian weirding/ vision stuff that worked – nice touch.
Just let him down gently tell him you are a bit confused about your god/goddess aspects and leaving to Himalayas on 2 year silent retreat to find the source.
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late to the party as usual ! why would dogs drain your energy ? should i email and ask ? i’d have to say i wouldnt fit his profile at all being thin, bad tempered and a snaggle toothed wench however whats the deal with the dogs ? !
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I missed that about dogs. Too much detail in his requirements lol.
How can he not like cute puppies? Everyone loves puppies.
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only a true psychopath would dislike puppies.
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scorpy lovely – I wanted to acknowledge your new avatar last night but felt somehow it was not of this thread. Well SR -LOVE IT – very sexy – is it you – too bad for wolfy if it is some version of Little Red Riding Hood – very sexy coat but no match for wolfy!!
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Oh thanks FF
Yes it’s one of my photos from my Little Red Riding Hood series. I made the red cape and my gemini friend posed for the shot with her red shoes. I also photographed the wolf with fake blood on his lips (a sag guy i fancied) It’s one of my fave photos – some kind of magic happened when i took his photo.
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Yay! I was right about the Gemini (we think).
Go Matt – anyway, surely a hermaphrodite would be a bonus for him hehe
someone on here who is or knows a journalist should arrange a story – it would make a great article & I’m sure he would respond to that level of public attention!!
Agree that Aussie women would sort him out quicksmart, not put up with his nonsense!
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yeah, he wouldn’t know if he was coming or going………
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alright i am going to say it – astrologically what sort of woman would go for this guy ? he says he’s getting answers ! so who is answering ? i have to say the stuff about the sex creeps me out, all that stuff about lasting. yeuchoo. u’d think id be ok with it with a scorpio moon but i aint.
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Lower than Lower Gem naturally, only they could withstand the pages and pages of soul-destroying factoids he seems intent on unleashing into the world..like a virus. Plus they’d get off on the mind & word games..
I did miss that part about the lasting bubble, now I feel like a toxic bath may be welcome. ick.
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yeah ! it is a bit wrong isnt it fallen angel !
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it doesnt really tally with the ball room dancing does it no pun intended.
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http://dockets.justia.com/docket/court-cacdce/case_no-2:2005cv05591/case_id-176623/
he sued the entire scientology church!
amazing, I really want to put him in a room with sera beak of spiritualcowgirl, she would MELT his brain.
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I have gladly spent an hour-plus of my life reading the comments on this post, (a big thank you all! )
Initially, I was thinking Aries, then Taurus…. but honestly, just knowing that he’s out there wandering around free makes me believe that working girls (he’s keen on them) – in fact all women everywhere should be encouraged to carry – in fact be supplied with – economy-size cans of capsicum spray.
You know, just in case…
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he’d talk you into numbness first…so I think earplugs would be also be handy.
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“Note: In the photos my teeth are yellowish, but I recently got them whitened by my dentist. I will do another photo shoot soon”
oh my god. That made me LOL so hard.
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Ok. My guess is that he’s a Gemini with heavy Taurus influence. He comes across as a sensualist.
Call me crazy (Uranus in Libra in the 1st) but I like this guy. He’s put some thought into what he wants, he not asking for more than he’s willing to give and his broad vision is positive overall. I want to see him find his Goddess and revolutionize the world with his genius computer app or whatever. And become this billionaire who brings the world into the Light while opening car doors and waiting for his slim waisted non-scientologist ex prostie long haired mystic to stop yapping and take a bite of her food so he can eat because he’s starving.
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I am fascinated with this guy. I understand and am okay with some of the things he is seeking, but his way of going about it is so backwards and weird. Plus, what is the whole “resurrecting the innocence in prostitutes” thing?
Someone upthread mentioned something about him having a dark past. Is that something gleaned from his chart, or is there some other information about him?
I suppose I just have a morbid fascination with crazy people.
Btw, I am Leo (Moon in Taurus) and I am getting a Gemini vibe from him.
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