Astro-Gaga: What Sign Is She?
Emma Summerton in Vogue Italia
I don’t even know which astro-trend to blame for this but neo-romanticism is apparently back & this is an example of it. I would say Uranus in Pisces, instinctively, but Uranus in Pisces is nearly over! NEPTUNE is nearly in Pisces. Uranus will be in Aries next June…With an amazing Jupiter-Uranus conjunction at the super-powered Zero Aries point to set a rad new pioneering tone for SURE.
Anyway, what sign is She? And what is the phone call she so nonchalantly awaits? I think she is a Virgo and she has left several messages with the locksmith whom she fancies, to no avail.
Cancer/Leo?
Scorpio?
Leo. Isn’t that such a Leo meets Scorpio meets Cancer outfit/hairdo/environment?
The hair is so Virgo, just so neat. with a touch of Uranus thrown in for the swirls leather combo.
scorpio
most def
scorpios in my experience love to dress up, and love retro ironic love pining images .
reminds me of Bianca Barling’s work
http://www.eaf.asn.au/ex05.html#
and I know she is a scorpio (classic) as she is a friend.
I’d wear this!!! *jumps up and down*
actually I already do wear stuff like this …. DIG the waist cincher. No idea what sign she is. Maybe Cancer (girly/romantic) with a heavy dose of Aqua or Gem in her chart?
Yes & yet WHY is she lurking by the phone?????
Because the phone table matches her skirt? Sort of. Virgo’s what I thought too, with something small on the Asc. Not sure which sign qualifies as small though. Second look, maybe Virgo on the Asc, bit of Pisces in there, doe in the headlight quality. Is she alright I wonder. Looks a bit pale/thin/wan.
because she hasn’t eaten in 3 years & wants to dial a pizza?
lol x
Gemini…
Yes Virgo sun and rising. You can tell by the stellar ironing job. Pisces moon and undergoing a Neptune transit so somewhat lost and forlorn. She is also the fashion designer teenage great grand daughter of Morticia Addams.
She’s stranded at her Aunt’s house in Transylvania during a heat wave and she’s awaiting several phonecalls. It seems Aeroflot lost her Louis Vuitton luggage again, and her travelling outfit, a Victorian silk and whalebone number with a bustle, was on the nose after the long haul flight from the St Petersburg steam punk conference.
Being a Virgo, she was desperate to refresh herself and as she waits for for her only clothes to be drycleaned, she improvised this ensemble out of doilies, a Hermes handkerchief and some saddlery she found in the stable.
The locksmith, Harry Houdini, is currently trying to call her from within her Louis Vuitton trunk, which has landed in Mumbai. He climbed in at St Petersburg wanting to surprise her on her arrival, but clumsily forgot to pack his tools.
The problem is, her i-phone won’t work in Transylvania and she can hear something ringing and ringing, but born in the very early nineties, she doesn’t realize that the object behind her on the baroque stand is an actual phone.
Seems perfectly reasonable to me.
ROFL Uber, I knew you’d come up with a good story for this one
Thank you Uber. I knew it would be something like this!
cancer
im leaning towards a Virgo – the long dark hair and very neat and tidy outfit and surrounding
YET I THINK SHE HAS STRONG GEM INFLUENCES which would explain the phone. She’s debating whether or not she should stay near the phone becuase she’s awaiting a call from her sources as to which house wife shall be named “HOUSE WIFE OF THE YEAR”!
THE WHOLE WHITE/DRAK BACKDROP = the struggle she faces in reality, she fits to keep control yet she yearns to break free, she’s being held back by a man — thus the closeness to the phone which is a direct source of communication with the spouse.
shes at her mothers house, debating with her beloved mother whether or not she should take her current relationship seriously? …. they have an argument in which she tells her mother to stop interfering, and that SHE will sort it out. iIn the heat of the moment she storms off down the corridor – when the door rings, her mother being a polite cancerean opens it graceously revealing her man, standing there, soaking wet, with a buque of flowers – seranading her = yet she strikes the typical virgo pose ( the innocent oh you shouldnt have – but really is thinking BOUT TIME!)
does that make sense?? lol does that set the scene lol
Matt
I like how you worked Gemini/mercury into the phone symbolism, plus your interpretation of the back drop. Very literary Mr M.
Drat that you outed the Virgo ruse of innocent graciousness that poorly disguises our ruthlessness. I thought I had everyone fooled.
AWWW THANKS UBER!
wow- I like your reading of this photo.
” her man, standing there, soaking wet, with a buque of flowers – seranading her = yet she strikes the typical virgo pose ( the innocent oh you shouldnt have – but really is thinking BOUT TIME!)”
Very perceptive about the female psyche Matt M! I got a boquet of flowers for Valentine’s day on a Thursday instead of the Saturday when it was going to be…I threw the guy out, boquet and all….He was sorta getting my Valentine’s day out of the way for other plans! How transparent, eh? Oh and huge heart shaped box of chocolates….out, out, out!
Okay, where were we…
Our girl had dispatched a male friend to call on the phone as she anticipated her man to ring the door any moment.
She had wanted to make him jealous and now that he’s brought a boquet and walked a few miles over hill and dale because his car broke down….
She’s like “ah oh. She must now say “wrong number”.
Okay, being modern and all she probably has a cell phone in her bustier but she’s doing a drama schtick..
Must have SOME Gemini in there somewhere…
OMG thanks everyone!
it was really fun! I LOVE WRITING i dunno its just my creative outlet
did you really like it?? lol aww shucks im blushing lol
yes uber virgo i think the whole mercury/gemini thing fitted well…
THANKS AGIAN EVERYONE!
MATT
it’s not really a phone, it’s where she hides the coke and she checking to make sure no one’s watching…..
Oh, good one Ches…
So demure….Then so demurely dips her little pinky nail….
Which sign snorts coke demurely?….lol…
Aries!
Ha, Ha…haven’t done that though since my early twenties…Yonks and yonks ago… (Matt M., cover your eyes…)
But demurely…hmm…I was only called demure once and that was by the Aqua surgeon.
Spesh – refer comment above.
girl is starving. too dumb to memorize Pizza Hut number. pondering her next option……
I really think that she’s a Cancer, Aquarius rising. Other than that, I think Uber’s nailed it!
That thing she has up her arm, all the chicks here have that, incredible henna tattoos. Covered up to their eyeballs, but check out their hands. Beautiful! Looks like shit on me as redhaired with freckled skin. Bugger!
I agree in the sense that she seems a contridiction….
Gemini…
I think Virgo, definitely. Neat shapes, neutral tones, definite hint of naughtiness but a look on her face as if to say ‘me? naughty? I don’t think so’. She’s not waiting for the phone to ring, she just happens to keep it in the hall. She’s opened the door to her lover and is going to pretend to be completely oblivious to the fact she’s wearing some sort of bondage dress, and act as if it’s just something she threw on to do the housework, while secretly loving it that he/she clearly can’t wait to get to work on those buckles and straps.
That outfit needs short spiky manga hair…….as it is looks weird as is. The ‘dress’
is very cute just not on HER.
And you would need to be under 25, really under 21!
That’s my inner June Dally Watkins being channelled.
I am wearing leather ‘n lace right now, lace bustier & leather tight jeans,
oops can’t sit too long:)
It does have a Gemini tone to it, the contradictions. The telephone just matches the dress
or she’s expecting a call from the Agency for a ‘dress up’ booking to look like a naughty SchoolGirl.
She’s a Scorp with a heavy Leo influence – explains the hair and the regal pattern on the outfit, and there’s Libran there to – notice the balance in her arms, the phone handles as scales … the black velvet curtain versus the demure wallpaper. She has a ‘sour puss’ face on because she just finished a call that didn’t go her way and now she has a decision to make – or rather realise, because she’s already made it. Her scales (arms) are weighed down on the black velvet side.
But seriously…