Sudden Slebs Experiencing Merc Retro

Natalie Dylan

Aussie Backs Out Of 4.7million sex deal fascinated me as I have been e-mailing with Natalie Dylan. She’s really smart, nice and a Leo. That’s all I can say. But o.m.g. soooo Mercury Retrograde. But in the story the “Australian Real Estate Agent” said he had to pull out of the deal because he was banned by his WIFE.  I was e-mailing the Scorpio Sex Academic about this today & we were agreeing that we WOULD love to have witnessed the conversation that led to the “banning.”

“…Oh honey, what? Oh yah, that. Well I’m only away for the week so figured we could skip one of our Pilates sessions or you could just take a friend…HONEY, calm down!  Well no, yes, that IS just ONE of the reasons we sold the beach-house but baby, I want you to understand that
this is not about US, it’s…”

I mean W.T.F.???  And yes, he backed out during Retro-Mercury.

And then there is Susan Boyle – what IS this?  Some sort of sped-up celebrity in a petri dish scenario? The Ariean became a celebrity in mid-April as retro-Venus wove her magical wiles and then she LOSES the comp during Mercury Retrograde – could there be a controversial recount? And then at the end of May she’s in re-hab?  At this rate there will be a triumphant comeback, autobiography, sex tape leaked online and first ’starter’ marriage to a much younger hunk all by JULY. I’m for real – she is a GOER.

AND: Cute Quotes From Ultra-Piscean Sharon Stone in Tatler mag;

Phobia: I have a fear of having fears.

Mentor: I’m blessed to understand that life is its own teacher.

Allergies: I  have a bad reaction to mushrooms and people who cling.

“If beauty is in the eye of the beholder than brains are in the eye of the beheld.”