The Aries Count…And Delia Antwerp Aaars
THIS is Count Gian Luca Passi de Preposulo, featuring in the June issue of Vanity Fair mag in a story that is sucky yet compelling about The World’s Most Eligible Heirs & Heiresses. I can find NOTHING online re him. Nothing. Yet he fascinates me. Not the $$$ but that he has all that + a title and yet chooses to pose in a wet shirt with his hairy chest showing. I mean, he could have said ‘get nicked’ but no, he did it. The pics are by Bruce Weber, btw, whose thing is shooting hot guys. I don’t think the females in the VF spread come off so well at ALL.
The Count Passi de Prepasulo has but one quote I can find: “It’s not the title that’s important, you have to be a Count inside yourself.”
Soooo he’s not really at all po-mo or into political analysis but he has clearly thought about his self-image. He likes to show off his hairy chest – I mean he is not needing the money or anything and he’s got Ariean/Mars eyebrows…Cocky Aries grin. I’m saying he Aries…Anyone? Hmmm…Or Leo…
If anyone is happy to speculate re The Aries Count’s imaginary life and/or even how the photographer/art world persona and Designer Hair Skirt wearer Delia Antwerp-Aaars would react should she meet him but briefly, I am SO up for it. I mean, he’d issue forth one disdainful snort of derision re her Bauhaus armchair and she’d have it tossed out in the back lane within NANOSECONDS.
Even if she had to phone from a Berlin video art installation opening to brief a meth addict to break into her house and STEAL the thing, it would be gone. Because she does SO trust “dear Gian” and she totally gets it about how the inner Count is more important than silly titles, money, castles, speedboats, ancient estates, entree into gilded circles, generations of servants, never having to fly commercial ETC.
She can vibe quite suave & arty-international cashed-up member of The Wankerati when she wants to but Delia made some mistakes when dealing with the Aries Count. And she wakes up next morning in the shitty Bauhaus BED at the place she is staying in Berlin with a hideous hangover and she remembers with an emotion that’s WAY beyond the shores of chagrin;
(1) She tried to tell the Aries Count that Antwerp-Aaars was actually a powerfully aristocratic name of some note amongst the nobility of Northern Poland, an obscure and yet secretly quite powerful mob descended from…Did she say Lilith? Or Mary Magdalene?
(2) When she finally checks her phones, there are several text messages from peeps concerned/amazed that the Aries Count was seen beckoning over his (amazingly discreet) security after Delia tried to pin him up against the wall – playfully – until he agreed to attend the opening of her next photography exhibition in Glebe.
Could he be aquarian? I mean he has caught Mystic’s eye….
TOTALLY get that! Lol. But i am shifting from my Aquarian pattern – trying to…
Lol, maybe you just have an eye for the aqua man
OK OK COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC! LIKE SERIOUSLY OFF TOPIC!
SORRY!
BUT…..
(SORRY BOUT THE CAPS ALSO BUT YOU’LL FIND OUT Y SOON)
DO U ALL REMEMBER WHEN I WAS TELLING YOU HOW WHENERVER THERE WAS A SAGGO MOON I WON STUFF?? – eg. in the last year ive won 4 tix to the premiere of inkheart, won a pink panther 2 prise pack and been on tv for a comp ect ect. ALL ON A SAGGO MOON
WELL NOW AS A VERY LOUD DRAMATIC END TO THIS SAGGO MOON – I GOT AN EMAIL FROM OPTUS THIS AFTERNOON SAYING – GET THIS! – THAT I WON 2 TIX TO GO AND SEE PINK IN MELBOURNE AND MEET HER BACKSTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG
I WAS LIKE FREAKING OUT – MY MUM RANG ME WHEN I WAS AT TRAINING (ROWING) AND IM LIKE “OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!’
once agian soz bout caps and the fact that it is completely off topic but i need to tell someone – because im going to ask this friend of mine that ive liked for a while to come with me but if i go blabbing i’ll be trampeled lol — should i ask her out??
Mattx
soz please guys like i am like seriously soz for the fact that its soooo off topic but i cnt tell anyone else
Matt
take me!!! to meet Pink I mean…….
BTW AGES ago, way before Pink met Cory Hart, he was doing Crusty Demons demo at Vans Warped Tour, doing 360 MTX backflips etc & after the “motor show girls” (groupie slurries??) were huddled about flapping their augmented chests & faux locks. Anyways couldn’t resist so I walked straight up to him, ran my hand down his tattooed ’24 pack’ (that’s double Brad Pitt’s torso in hey day) dominated by inked car. My finger came to rest on the car number plate (above belly button). Number Plate read ‘HART’. I looked at him & said – ‘ so do you have one??’
My mates, the promoters, were in tears. At the audacity.
I’m built like a teenager, NOT a motor show girl. Cory just collapsed laughing & eventually came round with the Demons for BBQ……..
But enough about that.
Pink rocks!!
Oh yeah Matthew – & your run of Sag moon luck totally does too!!
So if ‘she’ says no. Take me. LOL!!
Okay put in ONE comment re the Aries Count please and I will forgive you.
Of COURSE you ask the girl you like to the Pink concert. I mean you just DO. But you also have a back-up plan in case she is MENTAL and says no to you that you will ask a lovely friend so it’s all good…You must have Jupiter so nicely placed in your chart bra !
Jupiter Sextile Uranus 4°50
Jupiter Conjunction Pluto 0°19
Jupiter Square Ascendant 2°02
Jupiter Pluto is the Mogul indicator
Jupiter Uranus is the inventor and these are TIGHT orbs!
Square Asc so maybe you like to party a bit WHEN YOU ARE OLDER
I’ve got Jupiter sextile Pluto at 0.08 degrees or something! Can I be a Mogul too????? I’ve always wanted to be one of those. Well so long as people don’t bother me too much during carb moon.
SORRY im missing something
whats a Mongul??
MOGUL – like biz genius creator self-made person…Jupiter-Pluto is THE indicator of it in a chart. Jupiter Uranus and Jupiter Neptune as well. Prowincat – work it! Especially in the house where jolly Jupes lurks.
Yowsers … I’ve got the Jupiter Neptune thingo as well. And both are in the 6th house. Let’s hope I don’t turn into a self made Bad Guru or something!
hahaha! thanks Mystic!
okay well this guy looks like my dad – but like 20 years ago lol!
so you guys go right ahead saying how good this guy looks and i’ll just throw up lol – the resemblance is uncanny lol
ohhh btw he – my dad that is – is an aries so yeah
But Matt- your thoughts on The Aries Count please. And/or him with Delia Antwerp Aaars
ohh sorry
OK i think he’d probably have a sagg/gemini ascendant – i dont know why i just get that vibe – the whole – i’m gonna jump into the water with my clothes on because i want to and i dont care what others think = well he’d think that or “well, stuff it imloaded i can buy more anyway!”
Congrats Matt, that’s pretty exciting. I’ve heard Pink is awesome in concert. Yes totally ask the girl out. It’s a pretty cool date, it’s not like you are taking her to Macca’s. She’ll probably jump at it.
Is your Dad a Count??? Living incognito in Melbourne and not letting on that he secretly the 7th Most Eligible Heir or whatevs in the WORLD? And how did your exams go? I HATED rowing at school. It was always in a fuqing swamp or so it seemed at at weird hours…AMAZING for the pecs & arms though- like heaven. And it is not the same at the gym. You need water resistance, a team around u and some insane Capricorn bitch shrieking…U get the idea.
LOL! sooo true mystic!
well my first 2 exams today were fantastic – both english = language conventions & writing – english is my forte so i should be fine with them!
My written piece was theamed like pandora’s box – so i should be pretty solid!
MY dad is NOT a count! GOD I WISH! LOL!
Rowing is fantastic also – i do it outside of school – but yeah 3 times a week 3 hours a session! – but yes i love it
I think i might ask her out – shes a taurus btw
Oh yeah, the Aries Count. He’s hot and I like the hairy chest. But he looks like the aquarian policeman I know so I think he might be Aquarian too.
Matthew – good luck – ask her out yes definitely! She will be impressed by your courage even if she turns you down (at first) plus you need to get in practice doing these things early. Fingers crossed for you.
Plus, if your dad looked like that, she probably can see a few good points in you (i.e. you either will be, or will be about to, grow into a looker.) best of luck!!!
OK as to the Count …… O.M.G. Physically exactly as I like them. Fantastic body. But I’m a scorpio so they usually end up duct-taped anyway so it don’t matter what they have to say ..
Yes very, very hot. I’m going to go out on a limb and say Pisces but with aries mars, or possibly Aquarian as mons says. I know a very hot Aquarian who looks similar (not as good as that though).
Now you have rendered me incapable of coherent thought. :lol : Thanks for that !!!
He looks like my little brother the scorp and that knowing grin is sort of creeping me out now.
Oh and my little brother is currently a tradie tiler, but if you look back, and I do mean way back there is a polish duke…although I think we’re in the not legitimate side of the blanket thingie.
mystic i always laugh when you mention aries eyebrows.
I remember an ariean ex who was female who had the most INTENSE aries eyebrows, to the point where I had to ask her if she was actually enjoying our making out as her eyebrows were JUST SO INTENSELY FURROWED, and in my 18-year-old inexperience I was like ‘oh my god that is not a good expression! why are you making that face when I do that??’
but it was just the exaggerated effect of the ariean eyebrow, not my technique (to my everlasting relief).
i am thinking maybe a touch of saggitarian? kind of half man half horse?with the chest hair and frolics. hmmm yes but much more goat/ramish. the slightly raffish charm is very sagg.
i do have quite prominent eyebrows, though not furred. My boyfriend really likes heavy browed women and tries to comb them into the centre, encouraging a monobrow!
my fav pic from the VF article was alexandre de la baume- mmmm dreamy.
hmmm actually i am getting strong capricorn vibe
too
I find the Count truly repulsive.
Thanks for speaking up Pisces Goat. I was starting to think there’s something wrong with me. He’s got that lame Libran lothario look about him. And that cocky grin is probably just him checking out his own reflection in the camera lens. I wouldn’t be surprised if Count Gian was the real life inspiration for Austin Powers. Yeah baby!
Yes, I’m going with a Libran vibe too. I love how you termed it, grassmuncher. : ) If he was an Aries, I’d be attracted. As a Libran, he’s attractive, but definitely not my type.
And he might have a hairy chest, but it ain’t nearly hairy enough to be an Aries chest. LAM (just invented – laughing at myself).
yeah, definitely Sadge Rising (so he and Delia have ascendants conjunct non? Right with her Neptune, thus sending him into a bit of a sex-haze sans coitus – as in just from being in her presence – hence needing the excellent judgement of his Capricorn Security Guard)… Leo Moon may explain the need to show off too – I mean what else can we call that adorable and cocky smirk-slash-grin. He looks like he’s about to wink, toss his hair back of his forehead and throw a stick at a gigantic wolfhound or something.
I’m just wondering if the count knows Bianca Biro…
I was thinking that the name “Antwerp-Aars” sure sounds more Belgian than Polish, and that reminded me of a story I heard once at a party. The (American) man who was telling me the story had been visiting France, and his French host had told him a Belgian joke – about stupid Belgians acting stupid. The guy was uncomfortable at first, then he thought maybe the French guy was being ironic or something, and he said “Well, where I come form, we call that a Polish joke.” the Frenchmen was shocked – “But I do not understand! Poles are very intelligent! They are not stupid like zee Belgians!”
The day after I heard this story, my aunt was visiting, and she told me that someone in the family had been researching genealogy, and that my grandmother’s (her mother’s) family had probably come from Belgium! So now I am proudly stupid like zee Belgians!
OMG my sides hurt from laughing
Confess that I am Polish born and glad to hear that the French think Poles are very intelligent. I wonder who this guy would say is arrogant and pout too much, the Egyptians?
love your pic grassmuncher…..hehe
I’m not into dark and smoldering, I like blondish men.
those photos in that feature are hilarious, all that earnest boho, yikes! i totally lolled at Lapo’s neclace in the first one. it looks like it cost five pence. i bet they are all really bad tippers.
I think the beads are Jappa beads, but it’s a bit hard to tell from the artful arrangement.
Jappa beads are used for counting rounds in meditation mantra – my guess is that they’re supposed to signify what a deeply spiritual being he is despite wealth, social position and alleged good looks – blah blah blah
Yep – I agree on the bad tippers comment. I’ve worked in plenty of hospitality jobs and the truly wealthy often are bad tippers.
Oh ghod, he’s horrible. What a self-satisfied grin. And a wet white shirt – please…dry off and button up!
…how “Designer Hair Skirt wearer Delia Antwerp-Aaars would react should she meet him but briefly”
She (Delia A-A, “AA” doubling for Alcoholic Anonymous secret meetings that none in her circle knows about esp. after stay in Germany and Oktoberfest hay-day), sets her eyes on Gian whilst on her own hair skirted photo shoot at the seashore.
Taken aback by his impish grin and wet shirt she sashays up says “you are one man I definitly would NOT wash out of my hair”…..
(a la South Pacific fame song…
)
Of course now, since Delia broke out into So. Pacific song, Gian thinks hair garmet is new fangled hula skirt and books two flghts to Tahiti in hopes D. can shake her hips as fast as lovely native females….
Peeps he’s got dimples! There’s gotta be Libra in there somewhere …. he can put his calf skin mocassins or whatever Count’s wear on their feet under my bed … but only for a night, because I’m a bit busy radically transforming at the mo’
Thanks Seabird and Grassmuncher for agreeing with me re the Count!!
here ya go mystic
GIAN LUCA PASSI (minus the trivial ‘count’ etc) hehe
hmmm… same person yah? non?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNrr45zOYzc
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/gallery/0,22056,5022113-5009161-7,00.html
http://www.maxhaim.com/#/People/?id=95
http://72.14.235.132/search?q=cache:fwtJ-1R71CcJ:www.patrickmcmullan.com/site/search.aspx%3Ft%3Dperson%26s%3DGian%2BLuca%2BPassi+Gian+Luca+Passi&cd=11&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=au
oh and this one…
4th pic down… he gets around… loves fashion… athletic…
http://72.14.235.132/search?q=cache:dkXXVczJWXIJ:contessanally.blogspot.com/2008/07/milano-mens-ss-2009-emporio-armani.html+Gian+Luca+Passi&cd=3&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=au
he is a scorpio it’s in the vanity fair he was born november 10 1982