Delia Antwerp-Aars on Holiday

Lower Gemini Delia Antwerp-Aars has left her fave Bauhaus armchair....

wok-7730291to go off to some function/on holiday/to a retreat wearing her fave skirt;

alenaakhmadullinafall200921AND she is now doing WHAT exactly????

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19 thoughts on “Delia Antwerp-Aars on Holiday

  1. hmmm, this reminds of those times she was caught staggering home from the Redfern RSL club…

    I think she wandered, in a drunken haze, into a pagan equinox rite and decided to give a little impromptu rain dance.

  2. Clearly she’s visiting the relationship exorcist after her rejection by the Aries count. She’s looking a bit worse for the wear as for the last three days she has subsisted solely on Rioja and diet pills. She’s still wearing the harness required to keep one from tipping in an undignified way out of the Bauhaus armchair. The skirt has developed dreadlocks. And nits.

  3. Ha,ha…you guys…funny….

    And come to think of it, good thing she doesn’t have the hair skirt on by now as might have caught fire if rain dance doesn’t work…

    She looks a bit animated as though a Stepford Wife which could possibly explain the harness attachments…She now doing voodoo dance to displace spell and wishing she had chair for stick pins to like what Uber said, “exorcise Count Aries”

    p.s., what is a Redfern RSL club TA? Can’t giggle properly until understand ALL….

      • Oh and a Returned Serviceman’s League (RSL) is a club for veteran’s and members of the public can join – there are strange old-fashioned rules, or there used to be – it’s been years since I visited one – the drawcard was cheap drinks due to it being a club or society not a Pub and they always had pool tables and poker machines – I’m not even sure if they still have those. They used to be kinda grimy but good if you were poor but sociable. A good way to hear war stories too – access to codgers. Fashion Tip – do not EVER wear your hat into an RSL – bad hair day will not be accepted as an excuse – there will be a large Picture of the Queen somewhere in there and the codgers will demand you remove it in front of her. This happened to me and a riot almost ensued.

        • “a riot almost ensued.”

          ha,ha…love it.

          I love chaos like that (or at least the idea of it in that context)…

          From the looks of Delia in the pix she would need the “bad hair day” hat. I don’t think she’s in any condition to protest though….

          Thanks for the low down on RSL. Being a yank would not remove hat as don’t have a queen but sure I’d be let out on my arse…

          Does the RSL have a drive through for drinks? :)

          (Been doing my mending on massage table face covers and reading this web in between….fun)

      • interesting fact – I could find no koori blogs or information about redfern from their perspective – where are their stories? message stick is not enough.

  4. LOL with the nits – thank you SO much for cheering me UP!
    I do not think Delia would go to the Redfern RSL. Sweetpea, it’s tacky. And potentially dangerous to be tottering around in that area.
    And Delia too pretentious to have the charisma to slum it. I think she has spent an inordinate amount of money on some charlatan she fancies. It is like sand therapy. Getting back into sandpit mode. She DID have a couple of drinks before arriving though and she is a bit perturbed as she thinks she may have just kicked an old bit of dog poo. The reason she drinking more than usual is she stressed over GFC and that she told a major media organisation she getting engaged to the Count. And she is hoping all the fact checkers have been fired.

      • The two verticle straps go down into a chastity belt.

        Good grief, the woman is in pain and about to keel over.

        That naughty Count….Locking her up while he plays in Monaco

        Then again, maybe he was bad in bed and she’s actually in ecstacy with the chastity contraption afterall…

        She doesn’t have the key (yes, he does) but she has a door card from the hotel she stayed in last night.

        Regretfully, the hotel staff told her it does not work on a chastity belt…

        OUch…

    • The Leo Socialite Darling, Delia DOES do the Redfern RSL – she’s been dating a bogan for fun (she likes it rough after all those refined intellectuals she was married to)… plus, you can take the girl outta Wagga, but you can’t get the Wagga outta Delia. She’s right at home there with the RSL crowd. And she LOVES the danger of the drunken roll home (after all, the limo is rolling along side) in such a trashy neighbourhood (actually its not so bad a good friend of mine lives there).

  5. Last pic makes it seem like an opportune moment to share this link – my sister sent it to me and it’s going into the “lycra is not for everyone” folder in my filing cabinet – that’s a sub-folder of the “Jazzercise – WTF” folder. Yes, Jazzercise – remember? No? Lucky you.

    http://www.tightsarenotpants.com/

  6. the last photo looks like an attempt to rip off Kate Bush in her film clip for the song ‘Suspended in Gaffa’ an incredible film clip with her dressed in a great cossie dancing in a dusty barn. One of my favourites indeed. This pic is just kinda wrong.

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