Sagg L’Uomo Nouvelle

centaurrzd80442 Dale D Ziemianski

So how does our Sagg guy* feel, emerging from the long journey that was Pluto through Sagittarius? *Note that the Sagittarius male is always a guy, no matter what age.

No doubt he’s excited, thrilled at the prospect of embarking upon a new trip, sans that super-heavy Plutonic vibe. Even if he is one of those rare Saggos who hasn’t had a fling with “this amazing new age chick I met on the beach who told me i was The Seeker Of Truth”  etc, he will sense that the new era is nigh & that it feels fantastic.

But what if the lengthy passage of Pluto thru Sagg (since the mid-90’s!) has caused him to forget a few key elements of being a Sagg guy? Here is a handy reminder…

As a Sagg Guy, you’re even MORE hyper-Sagg post-Pluto than before. You are now L’Uomo Nouvelle Saggo.

YOUR FAVE MUSIC:

You like all genres, depending on your mood. You like music that expresses the sentiment of “love the one you’re with” or “where-ever you lay your head.” But, honestly, whatever.  The point is that you’re always invited backstage with The Band. Because you know them. Because you like music the best when it is live. Because you’re a Saggo Guy. If you are actually in The Band, you are The Drummer.

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YOUR FAVE FOOD:

The Deep Fried Scorpion Fricasee with mango & green peppers that you had in Hanoi the other month.

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YOUR PREFERRED TRANSPORT:

Rollercoaster…

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YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS:

You always have a girlfriend – or a guy friend – but he/she is nearly always somewhere else. Depending how things go here, there or with someone else dimly specified, you may/may not be hooking up with the Official Partner to go surfing/snowboarding soon. You also have a LOT of friends.

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YOU READ:

Self-Help books, especially the ones that don’t bang on too long and yet  give you enough info to help motivate your less well-read friends.

863-1YOUR PHARMA:

If massage, cannabis and a surf don’t fix the problem, you will resort to some powdered-sea-urchin & monoi oil capsules you got on your last trip. You didn’t understand what the dude who sold them to you was saying, but they sure worked on you. If that fails, you may see a doctor.  Or ask that really hot chick with the sexy accent at the health food shop where you buy your protein shakes.

yokohama_chinese_medicine_sea_cucumber_1YOUR MOTIVATIONAL MANTRA:

Something in Swahili but you don’t remember what it means. Feel the Fear and Do It Anyway would be a vague translation only it’s way more cosmic than that.

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  1. Link’s avatar

    Sagg rising at 29 degrees. (Which always gives me doubts about what exactly is my first house? Crapicorn or Sagg? Or just very small? You have almost make me wish I was teh Saggo guy. Hep! Especially the bit about the drumming! Pluto’s drawn out visitation has been trooly terrible and it for some, it ain’t over yet.

    Next. Neptune conjunct Saturn then Mars and then the Sun, which should take only a coupla million years to get over. i will be well old before I’m clear of all this crap.

    I’ve heard it said that an ‘astrology bangle’ might help deflect the rays. But where do I get and WTF is, an ‘astrology bangle’? Either that or a two carat stone (apparently.) But there be diddley squat chance of the latter miraculously manifesting itself so I’m wondering about the bangle–sounds cheaper.

    i should shut up eh? Moon dark. Shut- Up.

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    1. cheshire cap’s avatar

      my rising is also 29 degrees sagg and have pondered the same question because I had a crap pluto in sagg but all seems better now. Fingers crossed.

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  2. Blossom’s avatar

    This is my dad! Nearly 80, but still sounds like him. Pluto crap has been awful for his health and happiness, but when I saw him last week he was looking tons better and had the twinkle back in his eye. He’s an awful flirt and the young girls in the shops adore it. He seems to be ready for new adventures and is planning several holidays abroad. And if he were in a band, I’m SURE he would be the drummer. There’s life in the old dog yet – should please scorpy mum!

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    1. Salacious Sagg’s avatar

      Hey Blossom, Just out of curiosity what sort of relationship does your Scorp Mum have with your Sagg Dad? I have a Scorp Beau and it is pretty full on and intense and I am not sure I can cope with this for ever and ever!

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  3. pegasus’s avatar

    Yeah right, this macho (at times) Saggo Woman is the 1st.commentor on Sagg Men??????
    What ARE you trying to do….turn me on. Text Butch and say it’s a long time between drinks & where
    the fuck was the 100kilos & 6′2″ of you when needed.
    Tell him that all it would have taken was for him to be SEEN around me for neighbour protection.
    ’see, he’s a Sheriff, he’ll Feng Kung you!’
    Myst, why have you got me thinking of him?
    Just because you are thinking of Saturday Night with The Body.
    Do not capitulate.
    Free milk won’t buy cow. My Mother speaking. Myst, this is your Mother.
    GIVE HEART NOT HEAD.
    Aqua’s are turned on my the future. If he is solo & unattached, around 40-42 (no less) he could be
    very very interested in a relationship of the kind that you invent & create.
    Men WANT clear rules. Be clear on what YOU want & your ideal. He likes IDEALS & no talk of what he says he doesn’t want that starts with an R.
    ‘The Player you Get, the Drinker you Smoke’….was that Joe Walsh or Tim Buckley?
    Don’t talk Shop but impress it’s an interesting Science coz you like Mathmatics.
    Feel the fear & do it anyway is the way of a warrior. How to impress an Aquarian…love what he loves, he’s giving you many hints. Your Aqua Rising will so attract him.
    I feel Kwan Yin coming on………..must be those Saggo, wicked sex appeal, they almost rear, you can see it.
    Noooo, i’m channelling Lillith & Kali still.
    Furiousity now, Compassion later.
    Save Aphrodite for Saturday night, huh?

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    1. bull w sting in tail’s avatar

      hilarious

      thanks

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  4. scorpalicious robot’s avatar

    I know two Sag guys – both guitarists. One is in a band the other just dreams about it. He’s always slapping his thighs like they’re drums.

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  5. Sagittarian Writer’s avatar

    My Dad, my Pa and my brother-in-law are all Saggs (it’s a pretty full house with my Mum and I also born under Jove!)

    This is sooooooooo my Dad … especially all those hocus pocus sounding health jibs etc, the weed, the music and the surfing (he has a van down by the surf beach and had a Kombie for ages which fitted so well with all the other vintage cars he collects!)

    More interesting though is my brother-in-law’s sudden about face, and reconnection with my sister and his kids. My sister says that he’s like a new guy. Was telling her about the Pluto merde. She’s quite happy with the new and improved version and hoping that he sticks around.

    I’ll have to post this article through to her to read! Maybe she sould stick it on the fridge.

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  6. cheshire cap’s avatar

    shees!! I think I’d rather those fried scorpions in a power point than on my plate despite sagg rising……eeeeew

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  7. nebulous virgo’s avatar

    hmmm… right on. There is this Capricorn with Venus, Mars, Mercury, Neptune, Lilith and Rising in Saggitarius… and yes, he is THE DRUMMER;)
    Actually one of those who, when playing concerts, pushes the rest of the band like some cowboy the cattle…
    very physical, very adorable as soooo masculine…

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  8. Nocturnal’s avatar

    And how goes it for Sag females Mystic? Much of a muchness? Being a tomboy and finding your Sag cliches a tad familiar makes me wonder…

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    1. Leonine Librarian’s avatar

      I was noticing some similarities with my Sagg daughter too Nocturnal. Except she is the bass player, and is extremely discriminating about who she dates so isn’t constantly in a relationship.

      Although that being said she has only just said enough to some emotional ties that were still binding her to her Taurus boyfriend, even post break up in their we still love each other and want to be friends stage. So things could change.My Sagg aunt had a constant parade of swains…who interestingly enough some have sought her out 30/40 years later …

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  9. Sweetpea’s avatar

    My brother is Sagittarius and has always played drums!

    In my teens, I was his “roadie” so to speak, as would tag along to the gigs and carry what I could to help out.

    Now, at 54 yrs. old, his wife came into some money and bought him….you guessed it! A new drum set.

    Funny Mystic! And if drums were not around….my head was a drum, the fridge was drum, the dash board of the car was a drum…

    Drum de drum, drum drum!! :)

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    1. Blossom’s avatar

      My brother used to play drums with the cat!

      Sitting at the table with cat on lap, holding paws in his fingers – really looked as tho the cat was drumming. Good rythym too, for a moggy.

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  10. Sweetpea’s avatar

    Oh dear, my brother is actually a Sun Libra…MOON Sagg…

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    1. Blossom’s avatar

      Blimey. I’ve just checked my bros birth details. He was Sagg rising. Explains soooo much.

      Twas the drumming that gave him away. Like your bro sweetpea, he drummed on everything, even though he was a guitarist. Framed the drumsticks he took to Knebworth, because he had been tapping along to Led Zep live.

      Thanks for this. Feel I know him a little better now.

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      1. Sweetpea’s avatar

        Cool that he kept the sticks Blossom. How neat would that be now?
        Brother and I were at LedZep concert circa late 70’s, L.A. Forum. Don’t recall him taking his sticks…

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        1. Blossom’s avatar

          Yeah, 1979, last live gig. Didn’t find them when we cleared his house, so they must have gone to join all those great musicians and fans in the sky :)

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  11. unpredictable pisces’s avatar

    i love saggies. love love love. all the fun and none of the crap.

    i mangle language for fun, so i do like the idea of Fritalian (french + italian) mixed-gender combo with l’uomo nouvelle ;)

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  12. ariesartist’s avatar

    My boyfriend is a sagg. and Yes he is in a band, but he is a singer. Very intense on stage lots of rolling around and screaming, but very gentle off stage. He writes songs, he emotes, he is depressed, he is party, he is booze hound.

    He does have a million and one friends, and yes they always come before me. he has an almost pathalogical fear of infidelity though.

    he is not into magical/new age/surfy stuff. but very indie with a large and very critical appreciation of music.

    central themes of language, performance, music and socialising are def there. I like it – very fun.

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    1. scorpalicious robot’s avatar

      Sounds interesting ariesartist. Maybe your boyfriend has some planets in earth or water?

      Jim Morrison – quintessential Sagg.

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    2. Ram tormented by Librans’s avatar

      OMG! Another Aries/Sagg partnership. I have been happily pair bonded with my Sagg husband for almost 19 years. Very intense man with the most beautiful heart. He was a classically trained chef for many years and is now a teacher. His hands are absolutely gorgeous – just like someting Michelangelo would have used as a model – strong but soft (yes, I am a lucky girl in so many ways …). I am so looking forward to the end of the Pluto phase – he deserves a break. All my significant relationships have been with Saggs – and all with birthdates moving further and further into December.

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  13. Kim Falconer’s avatar

    Mystic! You’ve just described every Sagittarius Sun and/or Moon lover I’ve ever had! The drummer, the scuba diver, the pilot, the French Chef, the . . . well, you get the idea…

    Interesting, Ariesartist–I noticed the millions of friends coming first too, and more than a few had the pathos around ‘infidelity’… fascinating!

    I have 29 Sag on my 5th house cusp so there’s a bit of an attraction there. I find the 29th degree even MORE representative of the sign, like all the degrees before it are there too.

    :) Nice memories!

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    1. cheshire cap’s avatar

      Thank you Kim, maybe your thought that all the other degrees are there too explains my shitty pluto in sagg because of 29 degrees sagg rising.

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  14. cheshire cap’s avatar

    I also have south node and ceres at 29 degrees Sagg

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  15. xox rockstar libran publicist xox’s avatar

    both my sis & hub are drummers. professionally. his bday, on ‘Black Saturday’, drew every decent muso in Melbs despite 45 degree firestorm day. My mother, a sprightly 72 y.o Sag enthused about bday boy “I dont think he was on anything & I saw him peaking!!”…….she also said that going to bed at 5.30am to be collected at 7 – “there’s no point in going to bed.” Thanks Mum, where do we get it from….
    She had to go run a Red Cross Bush Fire thingo post the mega-jam.

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  16. ariesartist’s avatar

    I just checked on astrodienst…

    millions of planets in virgo (mars jupiter saturn)
    libra rising
    moon in leo
    venus in capricorn

    hmmmm sun is in second house

    virgo…..VIRGOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  17. poppykettle’s avatar

    ah…. my first ever (and unfortunately… yet to date) great love was a Sag-man. We met in high school, and my life was inextricably altered for the better, clearly the rub-off of all those positive vibes and trusting openness.
    Unfortunately, i haven’t come across a single sag-man since… where’d they all go?

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