Capricorn For A Day

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Anna Selezneva

La Luna is in Capricorn for a few days.  We could ALL be Capricorns for a day.  It’s SO unbelievably NOW and Diana/Artemis (the Moon Goddess) conjoining Pluto helps make the Capricorn vibe feel very intimate. It’s all about Strength, Dignity & these helpful Capricorn Lifestyle Tips:

* IMAGE;  The usual  Pluto-in-Cap monochromatic. If you are using a cosmetic enhancement, it is not visible. Golden beige. Pale beige. Tan beige. Glossy beige. Matt beige. Eyelash tint. Micro-dermed skin. If you are not very, very young, a lot of your moisturiser is most likely injected. Hair still flat. Off forehead to show off chic cerebral awareness and lack of stress. The G.F.C. does not stress Capricornians. Gorgeous cheekbones.

* SIGNATURE SCENT: Money, clean petro-chemical additive free soap, trust-fund lilies from the garden, fresh hair reek from whatever the salon used on the last GHDing + a hint of sulphur or something just a little bit dark such as baby oil & rubber. Is no longer spending precious $ on actual scent as such. If it is just 96% alcohol, as some commercial scents are, the Capricorn can whip up something super-carnal in the kitchen via some vodka + vanilla essence & her own personal scent, you understand.

* MOOD: Sombre with outbreaks of earthy humour  & quietly control-freaky yet totally present – best listener in the world sort of thing. As if they are elite soldier/most effective barrister in history being briefed by you.

* PHOBIAS:  Frizz, dirt, accents that sound common – almost as if the person could not be bothered reinventing him/herself.

* PHARMA:  DHEA, Melatonin, Co-Q 10, homeopathic Platinum Metallicum.

* SNACK: Japanese Beauty Collagen Marshmallows, Vodka Shots, not carbs.

* BEAUTY SECRET: Old-School – Celery Sticks.

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* SOCIAL NETWORKING: Seances, friends from a very long time ago, cousins of ex-lovers, old friends of parents, mentors whom one never failed, passed ancestors, genteel grifting, voodoo.

* GOAL-SETTING TECHNIQUE: Tatts, reminders to self…in blood, pacts, shit-lists of enemies hidden in drawers.

* ANTHEMS:  Heroes – David Bowie & covered by others including Jakob Dylan & Amazing Grace, the Arethra Franklin version.

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“…When we’ve been there ten thousand years,
Bright shining like the sun,
We’ve no less days to sing God’s praise
Than when we first begun..”

Amazing Grace…

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  1. venus a-go-go’s avatar

    Have a few Caps (and ever increasing number, infact).
    All these tick the female Caps boxes (no pun intended), but the male Caps no so much. Only in relation to food. The Caps of a man type nature only exist on junk food. Not to say that they don’t like ‘good’ food… its just that they love the junk, and will choose it above all others. Especially when in a down mood…

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  2. Mystic Medusa’s avatar

    EVERYONE chooses junk food when down. Is like an indicator? I know successful Cap men who won’t touch it but lower qi-vibing ones who value it for the frugal-food hit and perceived speed/value equation.
    Also, while i am here, I just realised that the Russian model i used to illo a kinda Cap look resembles Vladimir Putin a LOT….Didn’t he have a love child a while back?

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    1. taurean alchemist’s avatar

      I have learned the hard way (aka detoxing out cellulite) that when down the best thing to do is feed other people junk food while watching and feeling self-righteous and smug :)

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      1. taurean alchemist’s avatar

        I mean watching and eating salad, feeling self righteous and smug..

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    2. Sweetpea’s avatar

      Politics aside, I’ve thought Vladimir Putin kind of attractive even though I’ve not met up with many blondes.

      Now this gal here could be a runner up, say, for if Lindsy Lohan needs a substitute…

      Pixyish/boyish look

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  3. Mystic Medusa’s avatar

    Or did I not think/say that?

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  4. venus a-go-go’s avatar

    maybe mood was the right word… period? Goes hand in hand with extensive ‘no money’ period (which is not suprising either) so you could be bang on the money for the speed/value (excuse the pun). One friend has a lolly jar that he _always_ has full of as many lollies as he can. The jar is big enough to fit my head in. He doesn’t like to share. The qi is possibly very weak with this one?
    I was thinking the model was looking like a fresher version of young Bowie there… but Putin’s love child would be fantastic!

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  5. Leonine Librarian’s avatar

    Seguing into the Bowie aspect of this post…my Sagg daughter with the Cap moon was rather delighted to realise that I not only had a very good condition Bowie vinyl but was happy to give it to her so she play it on her at the time freshly new record player (with ipod dock to digitise music) if need be.Looking at this list gives me much more insight into some of her so not Sagg tendancies…that Cap moon is strong.

    Spazzy Aqua had some balance problems recently which apparently were to do with her labyrinth…which lead both Sagg daughter and I to remark independently of each other, that anyone that has David Bowie running around in their ear channel would have problems with balance.

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  6. cheshire cap’s avatar

    Sorry Mystic, I’m a cap and my sister was a cap and the no-carbs doesn’t wash. We’d been known to have huge slabs of Pav or chocolate cake for breakfast washed down with a full-cream cappa. Cap ex-husband would practically roll in anything sweet. My mother, Leo with cap moon was the dessert Queen. I have a magnet on my fridge saying “life’s short, eat dessert first.” I have cap friends and they’re all dessert fiends. At restaurants, I always go to the sweets section to check and if an item sounds wonderful, I order no entre and a small main. My fav food is coffee hazelnut dacquoise for breakfast, lunch or dinner.

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    1. Mystic Medusa’s avatar

      Yah but i said Cap for a DAY not for a lifetime. And is kinda my fantasy version of Cap, lol…Plus an excuse to post more of those fab monochromatic look pix.

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      1. cheshire cap’s avatar

        This pic made me think of Linda Goodman’s description of an Aries. She said that if you can superimpose a rams face over the face your looking at, it’s probably an Aries or Aries rising.

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        1. cheshire cap’s avatar

          and my Arian granddaughter looks a lot like her

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    2. Anonymous’s avatar

      This is quite interesting, as every coeliac and wheat-intolerant person I know is a Capricorn Sun, including me! I have entirely the opposite experience to Cheshire Cap. Sugar & carbs tend to digestively disagree with all the aforementioned Caps.

      I adored this post, Mystic. The part about accents made me roar, and I’d just been researching DHEA before I looked at your site!

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      1. cheshire cap’s avatar

        Anon…it’s sweets my Cap friend are into, of the sugary variety. I can’t eat pasta but love it. Really doughy stuff like scones, some breads and cream buns will blow my glucose levels from 5 to 16 in 20 mins but sugary yummies like pavlova have little to no effect. Nor does chocolate, fruit based or creamy dairy desserts :)

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        1. BeautifulThings’s avatar

          If I can chime in here… I’m a Cap with fat tendencies. I don’t eat carbs, generally but at least once a day, I have to have “something”. It must be yummy, gooey, floofy, creamy, smooshy or sticky. And when all else fails, a good ‘ole Hersheys with almonds is enough to maintain my natural sweetness levels. But once a day, I must have, absolutely need a little “something”.

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  7. Sweetpea’s avatar

    W/Cap Moon dressed up as Bowie for Halloween replete with cape, hair and glitz when 16 yrs. old. Years later, when I heard his latest release on the radio, all felt well with the world…

    Years ago, a friend told me I was a good listener. Wow, that was sure a compliment for an Aries Sun-Merc and Mars in Gemini :)

    I always say that my Cap Moon keeps me out of too much Ramzilla trouble… ;)

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  8. ariesartist’s avatar

    My very cap friend also loves indulgent food – it has to be of good quality though. No shoddy cheap choccies or boring chips. Its more lamb backstraps from David Jones food hall made into a very rich curry, or gorgeous pastries.

    I think it is more the quality thing, because as we know (cap style) quality is not wasteful!

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    1. taurean alchemist’s avatar

      i didn’t talk to Capricorn Marine Policeman for most of last year after he turned up to my swanky soiree with a bag of lollies (like from the school tuck shop) and a stale muffin. I was too shocked to know what to make of it.

      all is forgiven though, but I make sure I bring my own food when visiting him or going on outings.

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      1. ariesartist’s avatar

        erk! how embarrassing/revealing for him

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  9. cheshire cap’s avatar

    imo The most beautiful version of Amazing Grace is the Judy Collins version.

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  10. fluid feline’s avatar

    Thanks Mystic, about the flat hair ghd thing. I have super curly hair although anyone who has known me for less than 7 years would not know as I straighten it every day (I know super anal but I can’t help it – I feel ready to face anything with my hair shiny straight). My hairdresser sister has been telling me that my curls are really in and no one does straight anymore but I didn’t listen. Must be Saturn on my ascendant.

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    1. davidl’s avatar

      FF my aunt has been straightening her hair or should i say was straightening her hair for many years….till it all fell out…stop it now, before you end up with a head of dead frizzy sparse stuff. In the 70’s the trend with men were these awful blow dried doo’s, I could never get the look as I had a head of curly wringlets , I called it my Brady Bunch afro, eventually it became ‘the’ style of course but by then I was giving myself a no. 2 all over. Let those curls be free..

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      1. fluid feline’s avatar

        davidl, I would love to lose half my hair. You have no idea how much hair I have, hairdressers (other than my sister, no, including my sister) always exclaim about my hair i.e. the amount. Three months after my son was born I began losing handfuls every day for months; yah! Sadly it all grew back. I think I would secretly love to have “thin” hair, even to wear a wig, no time lost straightening. I apologise to anyone going thru chemo, I’m sure it is not so fun.

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    2. Sweetpea’s avatar

      Dont’ feel bad FF. When teens, my sister used to kneel down at the ironing board and I would iron her hair!

      Davidl,

      What is a no. 2? I reckon here in the states it means something different (a bowl movement :) ) than it does there, as a no. 2 all over would be most off putting if not highly interesting at least from a distance…LOL

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      1. orangeblossom’s avatar

        considering his recent experience with the poo in the tissue that’s pretty funny sweetpea – there’s a distinct possibility he could have had a no.2 all over had he made a sudden move hehe

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      2. davidl’s avatar

        no.2 is the comb size on my clippers..and what is a bowl movement ?

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        1. orangeblossom’s avatar

          BOWEL David this is far worse than the fart jokes I was scared of earlier … I’m outta here

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          1. Sweetpea’s avatar

            Oh yes, thank you OB…I knew the spelling of bowel didn’t look right!

            Oh my gosh David, this is now hysterical.

  11. singing seagoat’s avatar

    mmm I think lots of curly haired folk are still recovering from past nastiness. I happen to think it is SO beautiful, I just love curls on men and women. Perhaps some nice hair treatments to get the curls in top shape would make you feel as comfortable curly as straight fluid feline? Wouldn’t it be fun to do even every now and then?

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    1. fluid feline’s avatar

      singing seagoat – you are spot on! I think years of being teased in the late 70s to mid 80s at school about my “abundance” on my head has forever damaged my view of “curls” Plus with my “in control” Saturn on the ascendant I think I just feel better looking in control. I know I know, I can see the other point of view (Pisces ascendant) but I just “know” what feels better for me right now. Plus I live in a subtropical zone of Eastern Australia – the humidity in Summer is deadly to anyone with a smidgeon of curls/frizz. My god, I don’t usually do ” ” so much. And I don’t do the body language!

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  12. aquarise’s avatar

    Referring to Mystic’s post picture, is it just me or has anyone noticed that fashion in recent times has been overrun with Russian models, many of whom look younger younger younger and a helluva lot sillier + more vacant than the previous model breeds??

    Or is that just my Saturn in Virgo being bitchy again *sigh*

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  13. Sweetpea’s avatar

    The * SOCIAL NETWORKING and * GOAL-SETTING TECHNIQUE seem to go hand in hand:

    Shit-lists of enemies in drawers and Voodoo…lol

    Had no idea my Cap Moon was so exciting as all this, yet, I met someone in Hawaii last year. I kept telling him that I was going to do voodoo on him. It was only a joke but it seemed to get a rise…

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  14. cheshire cap’s avatar

    I must be an odd cap. I don’t have shit lists in drawers or anywhere. I simply couldn’t be bothered with people who I find difficult or have done me dirt. I ignore them and concentrate my time and attention on people I care about. ( but I have been known to ignore very loudly, but only in a genteel ladylike way)

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  15. Sweetpea’s avatar

    CC,

    Threatening potential voodoo making was probably because of my Moon in 8th?

    It does seem sorta Scorpionic to boot…

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  16. cheshire cap’s avatar

    Sweetpea, I’ve got Pluto and Mars in 8th and that’s both the rulers of Scorpio in Scorps own house but Moon ruled so maybe that waters it down a bit.

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    1. scorpalicious robot’s avatar

      Chesh, i have Pluto, Mars AND Uranus in 8th but i don’t bother with shit lists either and like you i do loud ignoring really well.
      I think i’m quite Saturnian being a Cap rising and move on very quickly with my Sag moon. Thank goddess for the Sag moon!

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  17. xox rockstar libran publicist xox’s avatar

    FAVE cap in the universe is my divine friend Miss Bandit – former international model, currently actress, comedian, writer, film maker, adventurer & internet superstar – in top 20 of Myspace blogs, million readers per week…..her film’s about to come out ‘My Best Friends Are Strangers’ a self doco where she travels across her USA meeting her MySpace & FB fans. I must get on here – you’ll cry with laughter!!

    here is her application (& boyfriend’s) for the DREAM JOB to blog from Hamilton Island for 6 months for $150K http://zoroisland.com/

    VOTE pls be MY friend – watch it & rate both of apps 5*****. Trust me – we ALL will be highly entertained if she wins this (over the other gazillions applying!)

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  18. cheshire cap’s avatar

    RlF…I tried to 5* them but the site wouldn’t let me. I’ll try again later. They’re both sweet, good-vibe people.

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    1. xox rockstar libran publicist xox’s avatar

      thanks chesh – also check our other SBF (super bestie) Sonny’s application here http://snipurl.com/cewz1 – it could be an ad for Australia (pix flash in background!)

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  19. fluid feline’s avatar

    Mystic, have a closer look. I saw this pic earlier today and it’s been in my subconconscious all afternoon. Had a ureka moment – she looks like a slimmed down version of Jelena Dokic, the vanquished and re-embraced Australian tennis player. Does anyone else see it?? I think it’s the doe eyes.

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    1. cheshire cap’s avatar

      yep, she does look Dokic-ish.

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    2. scorpalicious robot’s avatar

      she DOES look like Jelena Dokic!!

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