Well the Moon is moving toward asteroid Eros in Taurus but that should really evoke a general atmosphere of sleaze? I think not. I am attempting to tune into Neptune trine my Moon but first the Tiger Text Messages – already been turned into a rap song, apparently – and  now further sleaze re the Sandra Bullock marriage. Yes, she’s married to the Dude.

And yes, I have had several requests for a peek at the astro behind this. I’m not touching Tiger.

So thoughts on the Sandra Situation.

* Infuriating as it would be to find out your husband had been cheating on you with a sort of bikie porn star (as was the husband’s ex-wife) just as you win an Oscar, she has Mars and Venus in Gemini…I reckon she wanted something a little bit diff. She met him when Neptune was on her Moon so maybe she was a bit addled and – am trying to think of Anglican metaphor here – motivated by factors other than her brain. Cliterate.

* She got Jesse James, an Aries bikie/tv star (of a show called Monster Garage)/entrepeneur a.k.a. as Vanilla Gorilla by his Mistress.

* Stating the ravingly obvious, Vanilla Gorilla’s Ex-Wife (and mother of his daughter) is a heavily inked up Scorpio Adult Movie Actress. The new mistress is also a very inked adult movie sort of a siren – Whether she wants to or not, Sandra Bullock cannot get inked because it would limit her choice of mainstream movie roles. But CLEARLY the Aries dude has a type.  Not that it excuses his cheating on her but it’s interesting, no?

* This all came to light with Mars Retro. So it’s been screwing around (so to speak) since last October and now all this hidden stuff is coming to light. Venus Retrograde in SCORPIO later in the year is going to be even more such fun. Check this out if you have not already!

* Ms Bullock is a Leo with Kataka Rising – hence ability to be both movie-star and connect with les peeps/seem empathetic and vulnerable etc. Pluto is coming up to pulverise transit her Descendent aka cusp of House of Love…It’s not exact yet but near enough. This would have been a nasty shock. She should  have been a MAJOR catch for the Aries Dude. I don’t want to sound snobby and true love crosses boundaries etc but do admit that Vanilla Gorilla was punching above his weight when dating – let alone marrying – Sandra Bullock.

* Her current big transit other than Pluto is Uranus squaring her Mars & Gemini…always a surprise. But Jupiter is on her Midheaven (career transcendence) and maybe this is clearing out the crap before a Plutonic Soulmate pops up with the exact conjunction of Pluto to her Dsc. It’s happened before. So now she is enraged or thinking why-why-why – AND she has spent a lot of time in court, helping Vanilla out with his custody battles – but soon she will be on her knees, in tears of happiness and gratitude thanking Mighty Aphrodite for delivering her from the arms of this sleazy prick.

* His Mars is opposite her Mars-Venus. Excellent for bedwork, of course, but Mars opposite Mars can work at cross purposes with one another.