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Ossie Clark Seventies Super Model Plane
May 23, 2013

Are You A High Functioning Flake?

Filed in Gemini

Flakes are everywhere, obviously, but it’s the High Functioning Flakes who confound us, thwarting all expectations. The Highest Functioning Flake i ever knew was a Gemini (H.F.F.s are often Mutable Signs – Gemini, Virgo, Pisces, Saggo) who worked in television. [ Read more…]

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Kate Moss Hair
May 22, 2013

Astro-Gaga: Kate Moss Has Leo Rising

Filed in Astro Gaga, Astro-Fashion, Capricorn

Once upon a time we were mystified about what sign Capricorn Kate Moss had rising. Now someone has found out her birth time and it is Leo Rising.  She certainly looks suitably catty and big-haired here. Remember: Leo Rising peeps [ Read more…]

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Ron Lesser
May 22, 2013

The Return Of Sex & Sleazometer Is Not Gone

Filed in Administrivia, Sex And Astrology

People, Sleazometer* is not gone – it is just part of a funky e-book containing all the premium articles (Luna Luxe, Feng Shui Your Wallet, the Zap Zone guide etc) and the link to instantly download that is at the [ Read more…]

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Electric Dreams
May 21, 2013

The Godfather Of Disco Is Taurus

Filed in Astro-Music, Moon in Sagittarius, Taurus

Academy Award winner, white pants wearer, Musician, Composer, Synthesizer King…Giorgio Moroder, the Godfather of Disco is perma-cool… Think: Donna Summer I Feel Love, Flashdance, Top Gun, Scarface, his re-mastered Metropolis, Never Ending Story, Midnight Express… He’s Taurus – arguably the [ Read more…]

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Peter Lindbergh
May 21, 2013

Always Keep Your Composure…

Filed in Administrivia, Neptune-Dreaming

“Always keep your composure; you can’t score from the penalty box and to win, you have to score.” Bobby Hull. Composed and yet fierce in the face of the Zap Zone/Eclipse Season – yes?  Tornadoes, Russian Warships heading to Syria, [ Read more…]

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Lightning Art
May 20, 2013

Zapping

Filed in Astro-Passages

The third (of seven) exact hit of the Zap Zone is a few hours way – newshounds might like to watch for interesting manifestations of geopolitical merde and the rest of you can share your major, audacious fresh Zap Zone [ Read more…]

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Game Of Thrones GIF
May 20, 2013

The Lannisters

Filed in Libra

I can’t make these gifs together the way i want to and i am NOT going to Moon in Virgo out on this because my observation is tres simple – the Lannisters (Game of Thrones) all seem like psychotically evil [ Read more…]

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Fashion Illustration
May 20, 2013

The Faded Aquarius Disco Queen, Saturn Management & Toxic Nostalgia

Filed in Aquarius

So I met a faded Aquarius Disco Queen on the weekend and it was sad. By saying faded, I’m not being mean.  If you party like it’s 1999/you’re 21 every weekend for a 1000 years, you’re going to fade. There [ Read more…]

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