Zap Zone Protocol 1: Cluster-Fuq Avoidance is now up on the Weekly Scopes page so take a look.
It’s totally straight to the point.
But the pic alone is worth the price of admission/subscription.
There is actually a traditional astro idea that signs are either masculine or feminine; the Fire and Air signs being the “boys” and Earth/Water the “girls.”
It’s maybe more relevant to gardening astrology than anything else but still, under this mode of thinking an Aries woman would not be so right-in-her-skin as an Aries male, the sign being masculine. See Are Aries Women Macho? for a further explanation of this particular conundrum.
But with Pisces, it’s already the last sign of the Zodiac and blessed/cursed with both the fluid/fickle nature of Gemini AND Scorpionic depths of emo. And it’s a feminine sign. So we can argue that Pisces women glide along very nicely in a Neptunian haze of magic, art and commerce whilst the men may be a bit at sea in this ultra-female sign.
In your experience, are Pisces men or Pisces female more likely to embody Haute or Low Pisces? Does the Piscean juju work differently through the different genders? Or is being Pisces a gender all of its own?
I once witnessed a discussion over a barbecue re politics and between an Aries man and a Pisces man get to Defcon 5 in about ten minutes, complete with the Aries brandishing his hot tongs and bellowing “for fuq’s sake man, don’t you have any convictions at all?” and the Pisces denouncing Aries dude as being a paleolithic, non-mindful brute.
Whereas, i suppose the Pisces female is more able to ‘get away’ with being fluid and multi-faceted…No?
Back Friday afternoon and meanwhile; could this bedroom be perfect for the Zap Zone? A moat? A strange statue so purposeful looking that it must surely fulfil some sort of Feng Shui purpose? Walls painted in mental-hospital ‘warming’ apricot hues? Those curtains are probably remote controlled so that you can open them from bed to reveal…what, exactly?
More soon…
This is like a well intended, tres hippy, Libran greeting card & one could say that this Christ-like thought pattern is the core of our Libra. Or we could surmise that Librans are just really into simpering harmony no matter what and that they often lack the gorm to make any changes so they have become really skilled at manipulating other peeps into doing the confrontation/leaving/assertion so that Libra can just sit there playing innocent zen-like hot creature set upon by cruel harpies. Yes, I am projecting a bit but it’s not on my behalf. I am thinking of this lower Libran that the Scorpio Sex Academic dated. He had good points. He was beautiful. He could be charming. He was not evil. He held down a good job. You could take him anywhere. But he could have won a Nobel in Pass Agg. But deep down was it really all just mindful awareness?
The Weekly Scopes from July 31 are up and WHAT a week.
I need new synonyms for catharthis.
Mutables: Chill the hell out. Saturn and Pluto have moved on to catalyze the Cardinals.
As soon as i can i shall be posting a special feature on the Weekly Scopes page…something like ‘how not to make the Zap Zone a clusterfuq’. I need a better title than that though.
And btw, thank you to the person in the fridge post comments who introduced me to the term fridge jizz. That is hilarious.
# Note: Cardinal Signs are Aries, Cancer, Capricorn Libra. Mutable Signs are Gemini, Sagittarius, Pisces, Virgo. The latter have been influenced by Saturn and Pluto for several years now. Now the Cardinal signs are copping the same catharthis.
Memo From The Pisces Moon: Yin and Yang are equally balanced but are they in the right place? As above, so below. This Moon is a little bit of the above in vibe and a little bit of the below: Bi-dimensional is the word du jour.
Question One: What is your Moon Sign?
Question Two: Go open your fridge, what is in it now?
Question Three: Taking both the fridge and your Moon sign as symbolic of how you choose to nurture yourself, how does what is actually in your fridge now fit with your official stance on self-nurture or even basic sanity?
Question Four: How would your ideal fridge look?
Question Five: Is your fridge more like your Sun or your Moon sign?
Points to consider;
* In Feng Shui, the fridge should naturally be clean, scented of vanilla and vibing abundant.
* Nutritionists would like it to be groaning with antioxidant rich vegetables and lean protein to go in our well planned meals.
* Mine is bi-polar like the one above, as befits Moon in Libra/Sun in Pisces. There is chocolate. There is wine. There is fennel. There are vitamins.
* Once upon a time i thought this Saggo guy i knew who kept his rolls of film in the fridge along with chilled vodka was the epitome of cool.
* Geminis (Sun, Moon, anything) genuinely think being able to make a salad at any time is awesome.
* Leos want you to be impressed if you open it. Swank champagne or designer choc lifts their spirits, just to see it.
* Cancerians feel secure with stuff in there, just in case. They secretly favour pre-packaged meals; hate the taste and the processing, love the look of them all lined up, so promising from the packet picture on the front.
* My friend Aqua-Girl has just gotten rid of her fridge and it has to do with Neanderthin/Paleo-Peeps never having a fridge/Eco/local food and Chinese Medicine saying winter food should be warming, not damp-creating.
* Every single Virgo fridge has chocolate in it, always. Even if it is just the flakes they left behind at midnight.
* Aries men often think a fridge without beer in it looks wrong, somehow.
* Scorpios disinfect their fridge and think past-use-by-date food is insanely immoral. It mortifies them.
* Sagittarians often get asked to pay for the repair of the fridge after they have left a holiday premises but claim to never remember why exactly. Why?
* Pisceans, infuriated by the bland symbology of fridges, will tend to paint and decorate them the most.
* Librans pretend to love eating because they think it’s sensual and they know it’s life-sustaining but they’d really rather have a fridge full of plonk, cellulite reducing waters from volcanoes on Mars and perfume.
* Taurus want you to grok how gourmet they are. They will ensure you can differentiate their fancy brand of turmeric from the other – naff – brand you might have mistaken it for without the Taurus correcting and lecture-ranting you.
Don’t ya think?
Mercury is in Virgo. Wood or trees?
Details? To-Do lists buzzing off the page.
Nothing in Water until the Moon gets into Pisces in a few hours. Deep breaths. Prioritise. Clear work-space. Orderly brain. One thing at a time. I actually typed “orderly bran” before. That’s very VERY Virgo.
Try not to go totally apeshit over the miniscule. Set aside nano-issues. Compose thyself. You’re not really going to get Zen in the Zap Zone (till Aug 22) but relatively calm and plucky is quite a cool goal to aim for, no?
Mercury goes Retro in August as well. In Virgo. Details glossed over now because you’d rather do St Virgo martyr merde will come back to nip you on that toned bottom of yours. Check the Mercury Retro deets on the Monthly Scopes page & bung in your diaries!
Be buzzed and busy but not be-guilted.
Example of a Classic Mercury in Virgo fuq-up:
You postpone everything on the list to clean your house or office from top to bottom, reorder your entire address book and send some anal Virgo missives re Correct Conduct or a Belated Irritants Summary. You screech with horrified glee as you discover a mould patch. You exist only on Evian, adrenaline and vitamin pills but then hit some sort of a cortisol wall mid-arvo and download chocolate croissants with red wine or worse, whilst researching obscure mineral deficiences online or being judgemental about the grooming regimes of complete strangers. You have gone absolutely bats but the sheets have been disinfected and you can always give the seaweed shake to the cats whilst you dine on potato sticks.
Everyone knows the story of beautiful Pandora. Unable to contain her curiosity and despite explicit instructions to the contrary, she opened the box that contained all the world’s evils and out they flew…Right the end the little spirit of hope flitted out. There is more, of course, but that’s the concise version.
Mythologically she slots straight into the pantheon of other trouble-making females blamed for basically everything bad; Lilith, Eve etc etc.
Astrologically, she is asteroid number 55 and as with the other asteroids (see the category Asteroids for more) you can put the number into the Astroidenst expanded chart options to see where your Pandora is.
At the moment, she is at 18 Gemini so in a few days, I am about to have my Pandora Return, as my natal Pandora is 22 Gemini. Square Venus. Do i know what this means? Not really. Pandora is one of many asteroids i go on and off studying.
Some say she operates like a female Saturn-Pluto energy, being about the opening of the box you don’t wanna open.
Others that she is more a rebellious influence, where you will never do what you’re told.
Maybe it is social activism? Erin Brockovich, Germaine Greer and Karen Silkwood all have/had super prominent Pandoras. Stirrers, the lot of them.
The few times i’ve checked out Pandora in synastry (between charts comparison) Pandora seems to be a component that really gets under the skin of other peeps. If a significant point in your chart (eg; Ascendant, Moon, Sun, Venus, Mars) aspects your lover’s Pandora, they’re totally buzzed out and infatuated-yet-irritated by you.
Maybe Pandora is just sexy but bats? Operating like a mental Moon?
Thoughts please guys.
Oh it’s ravingly retro all right but who thinks nudity colonies or whatever the hell they’re called are a completely genius idea, free, natural and how we are all meant be living, sky-clad etc….?
And who thinks that the invention of dinky little fig leaves and then so-on to cover our bits was the best thing ever and that even a nude beach is hideously tacky, the nightmare of horrors?
Your Sun Sign?
My theory is that Sagittarians love the idea of it, they go all Rousseau about it, Aquarians quote Margaret Mead and love the tribal vibe of it but they secretly think there should be some sort of a caste system for who is actually allowed to go in the nud.
Arieans would all be streakers if they could afford the fines and well, don’t all Scorpios have exhibitionist-flashing style fantasies?
Or is theirs more along the lines of going-to-the-supermarket-in-trench-coat-with-fancy-knickers-underneath.
Taurus: No. Not respectable. One could catch chilblains or get a nasty mite up one’s thingie.
Gemini: No. Boring as batshit. Gems like to accessorize.
Crab: Noooooo. Crab-Peeps like privacy and private moonbathing.
Leo: Not really. Though the fantasy of it with them in super-mod form, dripping in bling and diving off someone’s yacht sort of appeals.
Virgo: Holy fuq NO. And i actually attended a nude beach with Not-The-Typical-Virgo once (we only went topless) and she would not shut up. It was very amusing but eventually we were asked to leave and i am convinced it was because of her comments.
Libra: Yick. Librans will pretend to love ‘nature’ or ‘bushwalks’ or ‘letting it all hang out’ if they have a big enough crush on someone but they would really rather be clothed and strolling around the mall, at an art gallery in (again) clothes or naked under their towelling robe waiting for the facial to begin.
Capricorn: Only if there were a C.E.O. or biz backer at the nude commune that the Cap needed to meet. And then Cap would be there, exfoliated, waxed spray tanned and urbanely shaking hands with the other nudists not at all phased by the experience.
Pisces: Nudity at a nudist colony is not spontaneous enough for Pisceans. They prefer to spring it at unexpected yet piquantly opportune moments; table top dancing at the local Arabian restaurant or when breaking up with someone.
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